so yeah a friend told me since I had written another story, one that wasn't in some barely existent section, I had to update my profile to let people know more about me. So fine...don't come bitching to me for therapy bills you see it started when my dad divorced my mom and...

oh not what i'm suppose to talk about fine i'll water it down a bit

gender: male

age: early 20's you want an exact number buy me dinner first.

hobbies: writing stories (rarely), reading them and playing video games...oh and I have a job too want to know what it is too bad.

favorite ships yeah I'm a guy that likes romance sue me: Lillie/Male protagonist, anyone knows if theres a title for the ship let me know or if there's a Lillie section for character select

Akame/Tatsumi, so much potential so much chemistry so...didn't happen why I don't know ask the author of Akame Ga Kill

Naruto/Samui, another character with potential but never fully realized cause Kishi wanted to focus on one dimensional characters there personalities would have balanced out well.

Naruto/Kurotsuchi, see above

Kira/Cagalli, I know they're siblings but I just don't buy it this is why you don't let your dying wife tell you how to write your story.

Noctis/Luna, seriously do I need to go into explanation they are literally made for each other and that ending...it hits you in the feels

Harry/Daphne, yes I know she's just a glorified O.C with a canon name don't care would have added depth to both perspectives of the war rather than J.K's stupid Gryfindor is light therefor good Slytherin dark therefor evil

Harry/Tonks, would have been a good way to transition the books from kid genre to young adult like J.K tried (and failed) to do by giving an older more mature love interest

hated ships because why not start a flame war while i'm updating my profile right?: Harry/Ginny, seriously the fan girl with no character development other than Harry noticing she has boobs and the fact that J.K wanted a second gen James/Lily...because the first time worked out oh so fucking well with double homicide

Tatsumi/Mine, well hated might not be the best word more like slightly disliked mainly because Mine is a cliché short flat chested girl with anger issues come on try a new trope once in a while

Naruto/Sakura, see above just subtract short from the equation

Noctis/any of the guys he travels with, I mean seriously he has dude friends so that automatically means they're gay gotta love FF.net's double standard for removing straight lemons or stories with risky (gore or porn) content but refuses to purge any slash that is just two dudes getting it on for no other reason than to write a gay lemon

huh could go on but I think you get the idea

story ideas yeah I have those too I just get lazy...bite me:

Guy Talk: a collection (well just two in all honesty) of One-shots involving Sun/Lillie and their evolving relationship mostly humor based though I am trying to write a somewhat melancholy chapter hoping US/UM will rekindle my motivation

Unchosen: a Harry Potter fic I've had in my head for a while where Harry grows up orphaned but Neville is the boy who lived instead and Harry is raised by the Tonks's but still has a tie to Voldemort and the war (no not a horcrux or secretly dark parents) wont reveal the pairing only that it wont be instant love somewhat cenacle as the story goes on but no bashing actually have it mentally planned for two sequels will it be written...who the fuck knows

What it Means to Make the Best of a Situation: a generic Familiar of Zero story with an O.C instead of Saito not a ground breaking concept I know shut up but one that actually has the O.C decide to try and make a life in Halkengania rather than focus on returning home O.C is designed to be "normal" meaning no overly dark past or from a world with super powers still stronger and smarter than Saito though kind of bounces between comedy and cenacle but not overly dark has a few gritty moments though yes its a harem no Louise wont be in it though I wont bash or write her out of the story planning on going with a more sibling like relationship for her

Meet Daddy: Sekirei fic Minato meets Minaka Hiroto at age 10 and learns about him 9 years later he works at M.B.I under his father as both security and a researcher eager to get out from under Minaka's control and slightly bitter at being nothing but a pawn in his father's game not an overly dark story will still have comedy and ecchi and a nice guy Minato but one who's had to put up with Minaka's machinations and thus has a dash of Takami's personality mostly her cenacle attitude (starting to see a pattern here) as well as a bit more grit and conflict as Minato tries to break free of the Sekirei plan harem is capped at 11 wont list all members but Yukari is one of them so warning for incest

and...that's all will these stories ever grace FF.Net with their godly presence...who knows maybe I really want to write these but my attitude sucks when trying to write soooo wait and see