Cho Chang and Draco Malfoy are both trying to to find happiness three years after the War. They end up working at the Ministry of Magic in England, when Cho is assigned to help Draco's public image campaign. As they try to adjust to their post war lives and adulthood, they find happiness together. AU in which Draco becomes the new Minister of Magic.

He had said they should just be friends. Can Amy handle it? How is that supposed to work? And, most importantly, if they're "just friends" now, why does Amy feel like Sheldon's actions say I Love You now more than ever?

If Leonard and Amy had powered through the intimacy experiment. Oneshot. Shamy and Lenny.

Lestrade asks Mycroft to be his Valentine in a strange way :)

It's a cold evening and Zhu Li get's some companionship at night to keep her dear employer Varrick warm. - [Zhu Li x Varrick ] Mayor fluff.

Mycroft Holmes and Greg Lestrade are attracted to each other but getting together isn't as easy as it sounds. After he made a few mistakes the British Government feels quite guilty and the Detective Inspector has to decide how to handle this particular case. This story is for Chasingriversong, who bought the commission at the birthday auction for Mark Gatiss. Image by Camillo1978.

It's just a normal night where Varrick receives a massage from his assistant when things take a slightly different turn. Rated T for mild sexual references/content.

Zhu Li has pledged her allegiance to Kuvira the Great Uniter. Varrick has been taken prisoner and is not to escape. What might they both be thinking that night? Set just after Enemy at the Gates.

Greg Lestrade and Mycroft Holmes accidentally meet on the internet and discover they might have something in common after all.

During the transantlantic flight of the season 2 finale Hannibal gets bored. Luckily the Club is always open to new members.

One-shot Fix-it Story for the end of "The Limey"- What if Beckett spoke up?

A Cops and Robbers AU: Castle doesn't return to the precinct during "Rise". The first time he and Beckett see each other again is during the events of Cops and Robbers.

Castle's brilliant idea - "act drunk" - is not cutting it. She makes a mental note never to listen to him again. Ever. About anything. - fill for the winter hiatus kink meme.

Inara messes up while with a client and Mal finds out about it. He's sick of the two of them dancing around their feelings and decides to take action.

"Because we're just alike, you and I. Except you're boring. You're on the side of the angels." Either be one thing, or the other. That's what Jim believed. If you're going to be or do something, commit -go all the way. That's why Sherlock was boring. He was trying to be something he wasn't. Angels could be completely enthralling if they were actually angels.

… or Giles. Gary? No. Gabriel! Damn it. SPOILERS FOR "THE EMPTY HEARSE".

Katherine is your regular teenaged witch, whose excited about starting her fifth year at Hogwarts. Little does she know that a lot of things are about to change because of a curse.

Malcolm Reynolds was having a normal day until confronted by a woman claiming to know him as 'Richard Castle'. Only, Mal has no idea who she's gorram talkin' about. But damn if she wasn't pretty for an Alliance spy.

A Shameless Shamy fan fiction parody. If events or characters in this story resemble those of a TV show - or even other Shamy fan fiction - that is bazinga, okay? The following story does not make a lick of sense and should not be read by anyone. Ever. Bazinga!

When there is a big sale on plaid at the mall, will Hannibal be able to get Will there in one piece? May become a series of random events. This can also be considered parody. Hannibal/Will.

"Are you a twerker, Doctor Lecter?" The Chesapeake Twerker is on the loose. Read on as Hannibal, Winston, and Crawford destory Will's sanity through some serious booty action. Rated T for TWERKING TERROR.

Will pays Hannibal a sexy visit.

Please do not read this. I sent it to Emily in a fanmail and she told me to get it published. I mean if you want to go ahead but there is no proper grammar or spelling and you will cry at how bad it is.

Twilight Parody AU. About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Hannibal was a cannibal. Second, there was part of him — and I didn't know how potent that part might be — that hungered for my flesh. And third, it f***ing rhymed. (According to Google Translate, Crépuscule means Twilight in French.)

Based off the SpongeBob episode Chocolate With Nuts, Sheldon and Amy decide to be traveling chocolate bar salesman and saleswoman.

There's been some talk on tumblr about a certain chef becoming the twelfth Doctor...

The life and times of New York's most sarcastic coroner... And everyone else is an idiot. (Spoilers through 5x10 "Significant Others")

Javert's suicide is rudely interrupted. Because we all know that all Javert really needed was a sassy gay friend. With love for Caroline. Rated T for mature language.

Inara is forced to put theory to the test when Kaylee requests a visual demonstration of her lessons on seduction. Unfortunately for the companion, her subject just happens to be an irate captain. Mal/Inara, Kaylee/Simon. Post BDM. Rated M for sexual content.

Meet Javert from Victor Hugo's Les Miserables. He is about to kill himself over an irreconcilable moral dilemma. This fate could have been avoided if he had a Sassy Gay Friend.

"Maybe...maybe we're ready after all." / Howard and Bernadette realize starting a family isn't as easy as they thought it was, while Leonard and Penny and Sheldon and Amy make some changes in their relationships and Raj tries to find love. They handle things as only the gang can. H/B, L/P, S/A, R/OC.

AU: Beckett is a uniform on the Vice squad at the 12th, five years before she and Castle actually meet in the show. Based on an idea of Cartographical - chezchuckles and I just liked it so much that we each wrote our own. Variations on the same theme, sort of.

Kate in a gold bikini. Empire Strikes Back references. Just a fluffy night with Castle and Beckett. Season 5, no overt spoilers (beyond a reference to a Nebula 9 character)

At that moment, she was contemplating on turning around and leaving. One-shot

When the unexpected happens during a night of watching television with Jerry, Elaine finds herself wanting more and suddenly her emotions go spinning out of control. A rewrite/continuation of the adorable "This and That" scene. (Episode: "The Deal").

If Beckett's boots could talk. What would they say, and would she listen ?

SPOILERS for 5x01 promo. Since the coffee maker is not in his bedroom, she needs a shirt. So here she is, standing in his enormous closet, shuffling through the options and having a surprisingly hard time deciding what to wear. A random little one-shot based on a trivial detail.

Mr. Burns finds a romance/horror novel written by Smithers. Suddenly his suspicions are cemented when he finds that the two main characters bear strong resemblances to himself and Smithers. Maybe seeing his assistant in a new light could be a good thing,

Castle has to find a way to apologize to a very jealous Beckett...

One Shot. Michael and Julia meet in a park five years after Boston. Will they be able to reconnect now that the circumstances have changed or will they have to wait five more years to meet again ?

Their thighs are aligned, the heat of his skin mingling with hers through the fabric of both their jeans and his heart thunders in his chest, her nearness an alluring draw that holds him captured. Winner of "The 12th Fan Awards 2013" for best Angst.

Different stages in Pema and Tenzin's relationship, from when they meet to her confession. Oneshot.

Very short one-shot, rated for safety. Post-Always, between rounds conversation.

"I understand your greatest passion and defeat, my dear Inspector."

What happened that night... when they cut the sex scene. *MA rated*

Pema might not be a traditional bender but she's got power over something, mainly pertaining to where Tenzin sleeps at night. / For the lulz.

Everyone has their secrets. Especially Howard, Leonard, Raj, Amy, Bernadette, Penny and yes, even Sheldon. Ten secrets the each keep.

Remember when Ofelia met the Pale Man, that monster who tried to eat her? Well, what if it was all just a misunderstanding?

This is a Pandora/Linchpin spin-off. Conjecture on what might become of Kate and Castle's relationship now that Sofia has appeared on the scene and certain truths have been revealed.

This is a domestic abuse fic, dark Doctor – Does not follow or have any connection with any of my other stories. Rating has gone up due to chapter 9.

Leonard and Penny's life after they get together - other character storyline too - twist in the middle that takes it away from main characters, but it's mostly a LENNY story.xx

Series of short drabbles based on River and The Doctor

Lestrade and John are just having fun. And then the Holmes brothers get involved. Eventual Mystrade and Johnlock. Basically this is porn. See warnings inside.

Katherine Beckett is a very vivid dreamer...

Mycroft Holmes doesn't understand the feelings he is currently having. Only one man can help him... See warnings inside.

"Kaylee, would you mind explaining how exactly she came to be on my ship?" One-shot.

And she hates herself for thinking of it this way, but she can't help but think maybe she and Castle need to stop playing phone tag with other people's hearts. Ch. 2, Falldown, Kate's POV.

Lanie decides that it's time for Beckett to stop wallowing and go get her man. Beckett isn't so sure. It's a good thing Lanie's never taken no for an answer. Castle/Beckett fluff.

"You called me last night." Castle said, stepping into her apartment. "Very interesting conversation we had, too." Two plot cliches or three! in one! Caskett fun! T for language.

Need I say more? Valjean and Cosette adopt a 7-year-old boy who seems to hate Valjean and has an uncanny fascination with upholding the law. Even though he's 7. Hmm. Eventually the truth must come out, but until then...let chaos reign. AU fic.

Um... did anyone else catch the episode of Castle entitled Vampire Weekend?

Welcome to the scary place that is the mind of Leo Bloom!

Through all the drama, the couples stay strong. These are original tellings of their adventures together. A special look at the couples at Playa des Losers! Rated Teen for teenage shenanigans.

The crew find a rerun of Dr. Horrible on the cortex, much to the dismay of their Captain.

Takes place after the movie with references to "Heart of Gold" from the series. Rated M for chapter two. Mal and Inara have a lot to talk about now that she's back on the ship. Will they finally get around to being honest about their feelings. Please, R&R

Spoilers for The Empire Strikes Back. Solo's take on his and Leia's first kiss.

Max takes Leo's blue blanket away from him while he takes a nap and replaces it with another one that looks like it. How long will it take him to realize it? Not long, that's for sure.

After 3 months of torture in prison Mal is unreachable. It is up to Inara, with the most difficult of her arts, to bring him back. MalInara

How Carmen Ghia and Roger DeBris met. I may turn this into a chapter fic. Rated for saftey, no slash as of yet. FLUFF

Han and Leia face the aftermath of THE kiss.

A series of silly limericks based on the novel.

He figures, since she seems to be offering herself freely, he'll really look this time. The worst that can happen is she'll be offended and stomp off, and then he'll get a nice rearview anyway. HL

Set after the Series. Inara gets an unexpected contract. Mal & Inara.

A one-shot, from Han Solo's perspective. It takes place at the end of RotJ, when Leia tells Han that Luke is her brother.

A rather melodramatic Claude Frollo poem.

Set after That Old Yeh Shen Story. Simon and Kaylee are having trouble finding privacy.