derperusshide bio
 finally im on a comp..i mean laptop so i can edit this stupid bio! anywho im 19. and female i use to hate Naruto when i was in college (american high school) because of his voice when he was a kid and the sole fact that the whole thing was about 13 year old ninja kids??lol two years later after i finished school im in to it:D and i feel kinda stink for mocking my guy mates in my class about this anime being "gay". the first chapter i randomly read was "moms red hair" i felt sorry for Naruto cause it was the first time he met his mum,so i decided il read from the end of Kazekage rescue arc cause i was also getting hooked on the repeat episodes on nick.haha my favorite are any of the Akatsuki characters:P but mostly Kakuzu and Hidan :D |
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Phobia by PrussianKnight9 reviews
He'd found him. But something's... not right. He could leave him to take care of his own wretched self... or lend a helping hand. A narrow escape from death left Kakuzu to face a whole new road of challenges. Rated T for swearing and a bit of gore. AU in Naruto universe. Naruto characters belong to their respectful owner, Kishimoto Masashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,173 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/29/2017 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu
KakuHida: End of our Lives by Deidara's clay bomb reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu are arguing. Again. Usually it's a kiss-and-make-up kinda thing. but this time Hidan took it way to far... Rated T to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/27/2017 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Leading Astray by Mettlei reviews
Itachi and Hidan as a one-time team for what seems to be a simple Akatsuki mission. An adventure kind of story. Yaoi. Hidan/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,914 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/31/2017 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
An affair of the heart by lilac-bramble reviews
As Hidan begins to piece himself back together in Shikamaru's trap, his first thought is just how much he wants to see Kakuzu... KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,581 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Til Death Do Us Part by Seiferdragon reviews
"I was waiting for you. You're not easy to find. You're lucky I'm patient." - A story about the past, present, and what always will be, through death or otherwise.- Kakuzu's life has gone through many changes lately: from finding love to almost losing it. One thing remains certain in these uncertain times. He and Hidan will be together forever, Until Death Do They Part.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,413 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/24/2016 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
The Morphine In My Veins by Revynant reviews
They'd been through hell and back, but they survived. They were alive, and they were together. And now they sought to pursue what they'd seen as forbidden to criminals; love. A KakuHida fanfic. **Credit to LaBlanc for the description.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,223 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
One Snowy Day by JJ-senpai100 reviews
On one of the coldest days of December, after being kicked out of his apartment, all Hidan needed was a ride. And the masked man who drives up will give hime a ride that was much more than he bargained for! Rated M for Hidan's mouth and future content!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,727 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Hidan the teenager from hell by Dacian empire reviews
Kakuzu get's sick of Hidan alway calling him old so he turn himself back into 25 year old but hidan turns into a 13 teen year old .Hidan hate himself even more now due to his past and he plan on hurt him self if the memorys keep coming back . Can Kakuzu save Hidan from himself of lose Hidan trying. this story contain gore, rape ,one mean father ,and hidan twisted past DISCONTINUE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Let It Burn by WondererZero reviews
It's just not Hidan's day, well, month actually. Things just haven't been going the way that he's wanted. He had been interrupted during his ritual just to be told that he was being taken off of a mission that he had actually been looking forward to, then his boyfriend, Kakuzu had been ignoring him for money. Will Hidan's anger make things worse or will it fix things?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,746 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The best kakuhida fanfiction ever written by kakuzuko by kakuzuko reviews
dont read it if you cant take a joke thats my only warning
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Only Natural by Immortal-Immoral reviews
Nature is beautiful, Hidan is annoying. Why not enjoy both? Rough, not rape. YAOI MANxMAN GAY Don't like don't read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu
One bet too many ! by Sylencia reviews
Hashirama and Madara are friends since childhood and always make bets, each more stupid than the one before ! But for Madara, this one was the one too many ! Never again ! Yaoi, AU, OOC certainly, Os. And kind of fluff, too.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,761 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/27/2013 - [Hashirama S., Madara U.] - Complete
I am no different by MommaMakoto reviews
Hidan is not all that pleased with the new student, Kazuku, who also appears to be a super star. Everyone is gawking over him but Hidan couldn't care less,which catches Kazuku's eye. Hidan notices Kazuku won't leave him alone and HIdan just can't stand it! But is the reason more then he expected? read what happens to Hidan in this kazuhidan fanfiction
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,114 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Irresistible by KatyLiz10 reviews
HidaKaku drabble. An awkward moment between the Zombie Combo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
We're no longer Lonely by Dorkin out reviews
This woman drives me wild; she makes me forget the loneliness that I feel… So yes, I would die for her a hundred times if After all, I gave her my heart, literally... kakuhina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,550 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Kakuzu, Hinata H.
Path to Darkness by Makkoska reviews
Hidan's resemblance to someone important in his past makes Kakuzu act recklessly and he suffers an accident. The priest has to face the consequences, although he doesn't find them that terrible… A KakuHida fic, with flashbacks to Kakuzu's history. Please heed the rating and the warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,473 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - [Kakuzu, Hidan] [Madara U., Hashirama S.] - Complete
Dents by MrsKakuzu reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan have always been together...right? What will happen when they hit their largest dent in life. When they think no one is home they get a little frisky, but Tobi is and is recording them! Hidan loves Kakuzu but, what will happen if Kakuzu won't tell Hidan he loves him back, what if he never gets the chance? Explict Yaoi one shot! Rated M for language and yaoi themes!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,720 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Do you really love me? by Jashinsangel0521 reviews
do you really love me? can you live with out me? can you find me before its to late? i pray you do. REWRITING
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A Tale Of Slave And Master by Kazoopernatural reviews
ON HIATUS! After being sold by his own father to pay off a debt, Deidara is bought as a sex slave by Madara Uchiha, a well known drug lord. Deidara refuses to obey his new 'master', forcing Madara to teach the insolent young pup his place. MadaDei. Mentions of KakuHida. Slight SasoDei. Pervert Orochimaru. YAOI. RAPE. ABUSE. RATED M FOR A REASON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,125 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Deidara, Madara U.
Strictly Forbidden by macaronisofa reviews
"Hidan, you know this is strictly forbidden in a place like this, right?" Hidan and Kakuzu engage in some activities that are strictly forbidden in a place like the one they are in. Rated M for yaoi and Hidan' mouth. Not good with summaries, storty is better than it sounds. Just read. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Hardly Eternity by Makkoska reviews
The Edo Tensei ends but Kakuzu manages to stay alive. He can't die yet, not when he has an important thing to do. He has to rescue Hidan. Warnings for yaoi, some gore and violence, coarse language, a bit of angst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,691 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - [Kakuzu, Hidan] - Complete
When Drinking Takes Off Underpants by Kane the DFWM Seme reviews
Kakuzu never thought he would cheat, neither did Hidan. One night takes them through a journey of pleasure. Smut! KakuHi and slight KakuKona & HiTema. For Girrlylover. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Love's a drug by Bestbuds55 reviews
Hidan was drugged by Kakuzu? Find out what happens! WARNING- lemon, yaoi, boyxboy, or whatever you want to call it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,480 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Hello Lovely, I Hate You by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
When one does not pay attention while driving, they may or may not be happy with what they hit. The same applies to life in general, sometimes even when one is paying too /close/ attention. KakuHida, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,180 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
I Promise - KakuHida by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Hidan gets tired of being ignored and Kakuzu don't seem to give a damn about him. Hidan leaves to find someone else and forces Kakuzu to chase him down and confess his feelings to the zealot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Just ShutUp, Already by PoeticRainfall reviews
Hidan just didn't know when to just stop talking, so Kakuzu found a way to make him. Yaoi, KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Comatose by iamofthedesert reviews
Uhh... I have no idea... I'm just kinda really depressed right now... This kinda popped into my head...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
HiKaku Paperwork by Hyoukai a.k.a Itachsforever reviews
Another day of Kakuzu in the office... and Hidan is a bit too horny for his own good. This originally started out as a request for a KakuHi fluff. Well, look how that turned out. Now It is a 4-page HiKaku lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete