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 HEY! my name is Joanne P.V. and I am currently 13 yrs. old sex: FEMALE HATE: i hate haters and their annoying criticizing! Like: I like reading fanfics even if they are more often than not inappropriate for my age. Most will change while growing up meaning that none will ever be the same. what you like and hate will eventually change through time. friends will come and go except for those who are true to you. the fun of thy life might also change which could cause the real stress and pain of life soon resulting to a life without the presence of TRUE happiness. That is why the saying KNOW THY SELF was made. the person living the life should know his/her self best to survive. as people grow up changing, there will always an end which could cause a repeated dull life. i believe that the reason many people wish to live forever young is to have a life of no change in both physical and mental parts of our body. Living forever young could happen depending on the way of your MIND, HEART AND LIFE. What do you want to be when you grow up? when i was in 5th grade i wanted to be a singer but right now in 8th grade, i want to be either a writer, a lawyer, an engineer... yeah, I have a lot I want to be... What's your favorite animal? I like every animal (although insects are an exception because i just hate them, especially SPIDERS!). Favoritism isn't my style. Who are your favorite Greek deities? Hades, Athena, Aphrodite, and Artemis are some of my Olympian favorites although I simply love all of them. What's something that people need to watch on YouTube? K-POP IS THE BEST DEFINITION OF AWESOME MUSIC! Leave us with a song lyric? F.T Island Gayajyo seodolleo gayajyo Uneyo ddeonanun sarangi Sarangun haji mayo Geobniyo nunddugo sanunge Sarangun hajimayo Sarangun haji mayo jugeulmankum If you need a smile on your face read these... The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere. Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have. "You know little bro? You should take care of your book, because a tree sacrificed it's life to give you education, let's just hope his sacrifice wasn't a waste shall we?" -DeathGuardian24 Is it time for your medication or mine? Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot! A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends grab those knives and stab those bastards back for you. A good friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg even though he knows you're slightly cracked- Bernard Meltzer Friends are relatives you make for yourself- Gustache Deschamps Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. To put it nicely, I hope you choke Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. A day without sunshine is like... night. God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft. MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men! I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster. Whoever said that 'nothing was impossible' never tried to slam a revolving door. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it. When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell. Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that. Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?" If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness. I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight. Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. Real friends don't let you do stupid things--alone. The butterflies are plotting SOMETHING... Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing A professor was teaching a class of students about logic. He was trying to prove that there was no God. "Has anyone in this class seen God?" He asked. No one answered. "Has anyone in this class touched God?" Still, no answer. "Then that proves it." The professor concluded. "There simply is no God!" Suddenly, a student stood up. "Has anyone in this class seen the professor's brain?" He said. No one answered. "Has anyone in this class touched the professor's brain?" Again, no answer. "Then that proves it." The student said. "Our professor simply has no brain!" Dear Friend, I just had the birds sing for My Dad sends His love. I want you to meet Him. He cares,too. Fathers are just that way. So please call Me soon. No matter how long it takes, I'll wait because I love you. Your Friend, Jesus 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest. 4. A day without sunshine is like. . . well, night. 5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting 9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, 10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish 13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. 14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark. 15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of It's not the fear or the sadness that makes being alone hard. it's the process of accepting the fact that out of the billions of people in the world, there's no one fought and tried to be together with you. I just couldn't stop laughing when I read this jokes xD : "Wear a black cape and say to Luke in a deep voice, "I am your father" "Trip Apollo, then step on him and sing, "I'm walking on sunshine, ohh!" TRY THIS!: this is this cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on (or at least, smiling) If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name Lexia Daughter of Athena/Emily Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/Faye XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells xXthe shadow huntressxX annapercy1 Hula The New Ace of Spies 7Cerberus7 Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor AthenaPersephone14 Laserfire LiLi-GirlwithALOTofIdeas I'mAnIdiotButWhoCares/Sam Daughter of Apollo - 015/Brielle Hunter of Artemis Wolf 23 son of Hades Hermes and Artemis Anika246 List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. 1 Percy 2 Artemis 3 Athena 4 Zoe 5 Luke 6 Hazel 7 Silena 8 Thalia 9 Travis 10 Nico 11 Beckendorf 12 Bianca 1.Have you ever read a 6, 11 fic? Do you want to? I like the pair of Hazel and Frank so no i don't 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? I don't pair myself up. 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? war would break through between Zeus and Hades for sure. 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Tratie fanfics 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Definitely not! 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Luke/Travis or Luke/Nico? I would prefer Luke/Percy 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out? Silena walked in on Artemis and Bianca? Silena would most probably tell Aphrodite who would INSTANTLY tell Zeus which might cause the ultimate APOCALYPSE. 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. A party left NICO drunk and everyone took advantage of that. This included the fact that he was dared to kiss Athena. The day that he actually did it... well, needless say that NICO was never seen again. 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Percy/Thalia? yes 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort Silena/Bianca? Beauty Of the Dark 11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three/Eight? My friends... I don't really know yet if they're homophobic... 12. Does anyone on your friends list, write or draw Eleven? Some of my friends are artists, they might be able to. 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? NOPE 14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Thalia? i have no idea. 15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Percy/Hazel/Bianca darkness is fighting over the sea so remorse is soon to be here at the dark side? 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? That might have been last year or the year before that. 17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). Percy and silena are in a happy relationship until Travis runs off with silena. percy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Beckendorf and a brief unhappy affair with bianca, then follows the wise advice of Luke and finds true love with Zoe. Seems pretty legit. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111,MyIllicitLover, Shadowed White Rosebud, Ana3498, NightGirl25, Fragrance-Of-The-Paradox, physics chick, CrazyNerdyFangirl, Safira Rue Mellark, The Fabulous Killjoy,Rubyslippers1234, anika246 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 percent that would ask the person "what was your first clue?" copy this onto your profile then add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A.,Evil Genus of the C.O.C.A., Invador Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, BellaBookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Spottedlilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.for.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid Cliche, rainxface, maximumride24,FangsGirl24601, A Silenced Angel, UNDERLANDERfromtheOVERLAND. CrazyNerdyFangirl, Safira Rue Mellark, The Fabulous Killjoy, Rubyslippers1234,anika246 Put this on your site (Put this on your page if u like music) PERCY JACKSON ROCKZ FOR EVER AND ALWAYS!!! XD If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a mad crush on a fictional book character, copy and paste this into your profile In Greek Romans 8:38-39 If you believe in the ONE AND ONLY TRUE GOD, Paste this into your profile πεπεισμαι γαρ οτι ουτε θανατος ουτε ζωη ουτε αγγελοι ουτε αρχαι ουτε δυναμεις ουτε ενεστωτα ουτε μελλοντα ουτε υψωμα ουτε βαθος ουτε τις κτισις ετερα δυνησεται ημας χωρισαι απο της αγαπης του θεου της εν χριστω ιησου τω κυριω ημων Mommy, Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile If you never study but get an A on every test, copy and paste this on your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. I am Weird and PROUD OF IT! "Diamonds are a girls best friend...because they're shaper then knives." If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with Always forgive your enemies: Nothing annoys them more The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. Keep smiling; it makes everyone wonder what you're up to. Last night I was laying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING? If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you. Calling me Fake, won't make you Real. Calling me Stupid, won't make you Smart. Calling me Weak, won't make you Strong. Calling me Ugly, won't make you Pretty. Calling me Poor, won't make you Rich. Calling me Fat, won't make you Perfect. So why bother? Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. "Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork." Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?! So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun. Music is my boyfriend. Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the heck you did. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask directions. I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless. If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you. Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done. If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. :D If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging! I met some crazy people. They made me their leader! I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by. Amateurs built the Titanic. Professionals built the Ark . . . That, my children, is called a wall. But beware, the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid, for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before. "At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote." I looked up at the stars one night and thought, "Where the heck did my ceiling go?!" War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he;ll be warm for the rest of his life. Show me a sane man and I’ll cure him for you. Imperfection Is Beauty. Madness is Genius. And it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely stupid. If you LOVE PJO then copy this onto ur profile NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! (No censorship meant; it's just a obsession fan thing) NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! Percy Jackson Pledge: I promise to remember Percy whenever I’m at sea I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride'' I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others I promise to remember Zoë whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car. Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… -You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. -There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” -Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. -When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. -You burn food to see if it smells good. -You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” -Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. -You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn't The Princess Andromeda… -You sometimes try to control water. -You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. -You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. -Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. -You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. -You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. -Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. -You are a PJO character for Halloween. -Recite lines randomly from the books. -When you see/hear about anything mythology related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!)--(every time anybody says anything related to mythology, i look at the person and listen closely to correct the person when made a mistake.) -Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. -You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. -You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. -You have dreams about PJO characters/events -You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. -That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. -In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" -You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" -When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" -You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. -You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in-case of emergencies -when you flunk a test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. -You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate... Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work. Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket. Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont want to waste her time! -You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. You give all your siblings god parents -You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. -You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. -You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. -You still think Thalico could happen. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!) You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations. You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When Drowning… Mortal: LIFEGUARD! PJO fan: PERCY! When rain suddenly come… Mortal: Damn it! PJO fan: Grab a tissue Zeus! Exclaiming… Mortal: Oh My god! PJO fans: Di Immortales! When angry… Mortal: Shut up! PJO: Thalia: Shut up or my dad will zap you! Percy: Shut up or my dad will blast you into seawater! Annabeth: Shut up or my mom will kill you with wisdom! Nico: Shut up or I’ll bring you to my dad NOW! Beckendorf: Shut up or I’ll invent something to kill you! Travis/Conner: Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar! (They’d steal everything away.) Katie: Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life! Silena: Shut up or my mom will mess up your love life! Castor: Shut up or my dad will wrap you with vines! Clarisse: Shut up. My dad's sharpening his knife. Chiron: Shut up or my dad will— Oh wait that doesn't work. Shut up or I and my buddies will have a stampede on you copy and paste: I'm not weird... My reality is just a little different than yours. If you agree, put this on your profile. If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you'd rather read than do sports, paste this into your profile. If you ever pushed a door that says pull, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish you could write with a feather pen, copy and paste this into your profile. If you randomly start talking/singing/dancing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. I did. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have spent multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile Copy and Paste if you LOVE to laugh (even if at yourself) If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. If you have ever seen a movie (or a show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do at random moments, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile. If someone put a gun to your head, asked if you believed in God, and told you they would shoot you if you said yes, would you say yes? If you would, copy this onto your profile. 88% of teenagers think that reading is a waste of time. Copy and paste this into your profile if your the 12% that thinks those people are nut jobs. If you think sometimes songs really speak to you, paste this on your profile If when your saying "good game,good game ,good game" but really, all you want to say is " WE WON YOU SUCKKERS!!!!!!" , copy and paste this into your profile. If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile. If you love rain, copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are in la la land most of the time copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Oathkeepera, FF Girl, SailorKairi91, Akane Naomi, Patamon Cutie 13, The Illustionest, Blood of the Dawn,Girloveswaffles5, Robin the Girl Wonder,sibuna forever9,anika246 Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile If you think everyone's out of their mind (including yourself . . . but that's a given), copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile If you think that the kids should leave the leprechaun and his Lucky charms alone, copy this in your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile If you've ever walked/jogged/ran into a door copy and paste this to your profile Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile,cuz u can't like chocolate more than me. If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile. "I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." If you have ever considered going to the Empire State Building and asking for an audience with Zeus, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., Journalist793, percabethatw, Ultimate Percy Jackson Fan, Robin the Girl Wonder,sibuna forever9,anika246 If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile. If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever been obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects copy this into your profile If you would take a bullet for your best friend, put this in your profile If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile Eve when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD, put this in your profile 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy & paste this into your profile! If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquitoes bites, copy & paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you're like in another dimension, copy & paste this in your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you've ever had that happen to you copy this and put it in your profile. If you hate it when new-comers barge in, declare themselves supreme rulers of your fandom, and begin trying to define what's cool and what isn't, PLEASE copy & paste this into your profile. If you have ever read a moronic story, enjoyed it, and ran off to write your own, copy & paste this into your profile If you are insane and proud of it, copy & paste this into your profile. If you've ever randomly burst into song, copy & paste this into your profile. If you don't care that watching cartoons is considered immature, copy & paste this into your profile If you have ever had a 'Blonde Moment' copy & paste this into your profile. If you like smiley faces, copy & paste this into your profile. ) If you like filling your profile with 'copy & paste this into your profile' thingies, then COPY & PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing. like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these"copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intentions of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like to read what people have in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer One of my favorite characters is a character that no one would give a second thought too. If you like a character that no one would give a second thought too, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. I can't help but wonder...do they think it's cool to wake up 20 years later with lung cancer? And when they do get cancer from, do they actually think it was worth it just to be "cool" like the other kids? If you love God to no end, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that stupid bird on the Cocoa Puffs commercial should just give up on that stupid cereal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think world peace is a great cause, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro! if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your pro if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro If you have ever tripped over nothing copy this to your profile. If you have ever said something and your friends won't let you live it down to this day copy to proflie A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle. Girl: Slow down! Guy: No this is fun! Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you. Now slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gave him a big hug. Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me. In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile. Copy & Paste this quiz for some fun! A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong. "Try Not To Cry"-Seriously, if your eyes don't at least get a little misty when you read this you have a problem. Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" So, Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... it ok to cry In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost. And for everyone who never got the chance to say "goodbye" No author given. -This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. -Lucillia So there was this missionary in Africa and he finds two guys fighting. So he breaks up the fight and one guy needs to go to the doctor so the missionary pays for it. So the other guy is mad at the missionary for breaking up the fight so he gets a group together to attack him at night, but they leave without hurting him. Later on they tell him that they were going to attack him but he had twenty six shining gaurds with him. But he objects saying he was alone that night. When he goes back home a few months later the people at his church tell him that they got the urge to pray for him so they got a group together and prayed. He asked the men who were there to stand up and they did. There were twenty six. The same amount of guards the man said he had. Amazingly, whether you believe or not, good people get helped. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Please reposte the as Pray For God If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this. CHILD OF ZEUS You like being in charge. 5/10 CHILD OF POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. 6/10 CHILD OF HADES You’re not that much of a people person. 8/10 CHILD OF DEMETER You own a garden. 3/10 CHILD OF ARES You often start fights. 6/10 CHILD OF ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. 7/10 CHILD OF APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. 7/10 HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. 8/10 CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. 3/10 CHILD OF APHRODITE Every guy/girl swoons for you. 1/10 CHILD OF HERMES You like pick-pocketing your friends. 3/10 CHILD OF DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. 4/10 yeah! i'm a daughter of Hades who swore fealty to the exalted lady Artemis. Fun Things To Do In A Lift 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it The Heroes Who Died In The Titan War: Luke Castellan, who was a hero in the end. Ethan Nakamura, who died to bring respect to the minor gods. Silena Beuregard, who died to make things right. Michael Yew, who died fighting for what he believed in. Lee Fletcher, who deserved more mention than given for his death. Zoe Nightshade, who went on the quest knowing she would die. Bianca di Angelo, who died to save her friends. Charles Beckendorf, who died for the mission's sake. And all of the unnamed, unmentioned, and unknown. Rest in peace. |
