The Write of the Valkyries
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Joined 10-08-03, id: 466976
Elen sila lum'men omentielvo!
Hello. We are your friendly neighborhood valkyries. We come bearing slash. But you'll get that in due time. First, I'd better introduce us.

We are Claire, Angie, and Blue (Blue Suede Elf Shoes, for the uninformed).

I'm Claire, or AK, or whatever you want to call me. I'm 14, living in Newfoundland, Canada. I'm a terminal Tolkein junkie. When it comes to the Venerated Prof., you name it, I tell you its life story. Want to know who Argon was? ...Didn't think so.
I am Angie's Clone. I could make a list of all the things we have in common, but we'd be continually updating it. Three seperate fandoms, to date.

The three of us met in the Harry Potter fandom, at the Slasher's Coven. We'd all been involved with the LotR fandom at some point, and we got to swapping experiences and generally shnagging. *points to the wardrobe* (I am the Pimper of Silmslash. Bow to me!) Eventually, we came up with this account, where we'll put up anything we do together. Expect mostly HP and LotR work here. No LotR slash, hoever, because a Ground Rule is that We Shalt Not Slash Or Otherwise Overromantisize the Lord of the Rings. Do be warned, we will slash HP and the Silmarillion (well, I will), and rabidly. For we hail from the Coven.
So suck it.

I claim full responsibility for the punoriffic name. Deserving cesure should be directed at me.

I'll leave it to my partners to introduce themselves. Angie, Blue, dears, feel free. *waggles eyebrows suggestively*
-Claire

This is Angie. I am writing in bold italics to make what I have to say look important.

I'm a year and a week younger than my clone. I live on the same continent as my clone, but way too damn far south. I was part of the Tolkien freaks at Davidson Term II 2002! LONG LIVE FRUITOPIA! Tolkien will always hold a special place in my heart, as will the other fandoms my clone and I share, for we are clones, her and I, we are like the earth and sky ... okay, enough lion king.
I have a creature living in my head. His name is Ed. And that rhyme was far from purposeful. He makes me do bad things like give people Jeter germs. Ew, Jeter.

Did I mention I'm a sports fanatic?

I het the canon, and I refuse to go against any canon ships. Like this Merry/Some Chick Named Lily I saw once? Not gonna happen. Expect Hobbit fic, for I am one. I just straighten my hair, shave my feet, got plastic surgery to round my ears and drank a ton of that Ent Draught stuff. Expect Eowyn/Faramir from me, for Faramir is MINE, Blue, MINE. As is Faramir TOOK.

I have been told that I look like Frodo when he is all cocooned up in ROTK, but I don't see the resemblance. Of course, this came from my Gollum, so ...

~Angie
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Hello, I’m Blue, the English one of the three.

I write squicky Harry Potter ships (such as Dudley/Dobby) and I like Minstrels and Glitter. Actually I’m obsessed with glitter. I know almost as much about Tolkiens works as Claire and I will randomly quote the ‘All that is Gold…’ Poem at you. Recently I have become addicted to Hobbit romances and I have a bad habit of pretending I’m Diamond *blushes*.

I don’t like sport very much but I do like sarcasm! I have a whole bunch of sarcastic comebacks in my head; sadly I’ve never had a chance to use them. I also have a bad habit of correcting the grammar and spelling in flames.

I’m probably the most boring one of us all. Except for the wild snogging I take part in all over the place, that is (it usually involves handcuffs and glitter…) ;)

Throws glitter around*
~Blue