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Joined 08-22-10, id: 2506773, Profile Updated: 08-22-10

Hey, I'm Samarah :)

Some random stuff about me:

Age: 14

Hair Colour: Brown

Eye Colour: Blue-ish Green?

Height: 170 cms last time i checked?

I like...

Smilies
Chocolate
My Friends
My family... sometimes :P
The Mighty Boosh.. The IT Crowd
Hush, Hush
Reading
Vampire Academy
Cute emo guys ^_^
My Room
My Bed
Sleeping
FOOD!
Cute things.
Facebook!
my iPod
My corny taste in music
My dog
Reading Fanfiction :D
TV
Movies
CONVERSES The cute gecko i found in a tree :3
open fires when it's cold
Summer... when it's not TOO hot
Singing
Being a complete tool with my besties
I'm fascinated with the concept of fallen angels :)
Disney.
Harry Potter
Piglet :)
Asian stuff! My old music teacher and his chicken noises :D

And I can't remember anything else?? :)

I can be a bit... well thats the understatement of the century... VERY crazy... a lot of the time :)

And thanks for visiting my page. x

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

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If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you never know what day of the week it is copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been called insane multiple times by multiple people and yet you still deny your insanity copy and paste this into your profile

(1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

(2)Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death. AMEN

(3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

(4) Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and mine will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together