Dante Luxsignifer
 Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Hellllloooooooooo :D I'm Dante! Nothing better to do than read my profile? Seems Legit. When you're bored... Go into a store, buy a coke (new grip version), stare at it, then ask the cashier what year it is then run out the door screaming " I've done it! I'm a genius!". Put on your best clothes and go into a jewelry store and do your best to act like you're going to buy something then fake call yourself and excuse yourself out the door and run away without going back. Go to a park, pretend to shoot your friend with a blowpipe and get him to collapse, the follow people around blowing imaginary darts at them as they scream in terror. Run out a museum shouting "They're alive!!!They're alive!!! Mix guava juice( green,not pink ) with milk in your mouth,then grab a bowl and act as though your hurling.#NO SCHOOL Tell your brother to press F13 with a straight face and say it's the flappy bird flash cheat. Punch a tree and yell" It's not working!" Host a water balloon fight, sneak away and use the hose. Go to your friend whose trying to count something and chant 13,12,54,23,789,43,21,567,243,643...Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this Favourite quotes " Being conservative doesn't mean being a sexist, racist, bigoted warmonger. It just means I'm right." - Myself "The King Tut masks flew off the penguins, revealing them to be - gasp - penguins." - Sadie Kane, The Serpent's Shadow "If sola means alone, why are there five solas?" - Catholic memes.com "A mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge" - Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones "What we don't know is what usually kills us." - Petyr Baelish, Game of Thrones "All men must die." - George R R Martin, Game of Thrones "Death is just another path... One that we all must take" - Gandalf, Lord of The Rings "Your deeds are your monuments." - R J Palacio "Relationships are ropes. Love is a noose." - Durzo Blint, Way of the Shadows " When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, but sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light" - BMO, Adventure Time I've been at the mercy of men just following orders. Never again. - Magneto "Oh, okay was it a cuckoo bird?" Laughter* "Of course not...Everyone knows Cuckoo birds are not indigenous to these forests..." - Jay and Zane, Ninjago OKAY GUYS THIS IS SO COOL! I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! THIS ARIA HAS OWNLY FOENETIC SPELING. Tihs Aera has olny meixd selplnig. 7h15 43r4 h45 0nly r4nd0m sp311ing. Re-post If you have too much free time. |
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