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 Author has written 2 stories for Naruto. A Little About Me Name: Memphis Jade Hawke; MJ Gender: Female Age: 18-21; Old enough to know better, young enough to still do it. Location: US of A baby! Fandoms: Naruto, Vampire Knight, Hamilton, Supernatural, The Walking Dead, Star Trek, Voltron, Inuyasha, Harry Potter, Black Butler, Full Metal Alchemist, etc.. Likes: Reviews, gay shit, and the color orange. Dislikes: Assholes and trolls Anyone wanna RP some Naruto? PM me! If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile. If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this into your profile. If you are crazy and /or insane and proud of it copy and paste it to your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile! There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. Its when you argue with yourself and LOSE its weird. If you agree copy and paste this to your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile. If you have your own little world like it that way, Copy paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, Copy paste this into your profile. If you think that -/_- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile. If you think Tobi is the cutest thing ever, put this in your profile. If Madara is your favorite Naruto character, paste this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile I’m not the best writer out there, not by a long-shot, but I’m trying to improve. Comments, questions, concerns, or just looking to chat? Feel free to shoot me a pm. Currently searching for a Beta-Reader |
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Insane by The Picture of Dorian Gray reviews
Sasuke is fading away, losing himself to darkness, until a certain blond comes along and saves his very existence. SasuNaru, ItaDei, and others. Mpreg, Alternate Universe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 132,230 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Deidara
Rumor Has It by Adevlo. D reviews
Missions with his pubescent father were always a disaster. Who would have thought it was all because of jealousy and hormonal confusion?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,933 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 11/13/2014 - [Minato N., Naruto U.]
bloody fangs by wolfbane18 reviews
Kidnapped in the middle of a bloodbath of the village people, Naruto is taken to mate with the alpha werewolf against his will. After the gruesome massacre of his people how will Naruto ever see past this raged filled beast? Mpreg, Yaoi, Few non-consensual moments, Werewolf. Sasunaru, Kakaruka, etc. SAKURA BASHING!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,009 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Gift by Lady Ioli reviews
Harry Potter has come into a mysterious inheritance and has ended up with not one but two mates. As a mysterious creature, how will he survive the sudden change? How will he deal with mates such as his? Will he be accepted or rejected? (Under MAJOR Revision)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,709 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 2,231 - Follows: 2,886 - Updated: 6/18/2016 - Published: 2/24/2012 - [Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M.]
No Regret by Cannibal Inc reviews
"Uzumaki Naruto has resigned from the Shinobi Ranks. His whereabouts are unknown,"- They could only bow their heads in silent resignation. "He finally went," Neji sighed, "to Sasuke," -In which Naruto leaves to find his true home. SasuNaru Eventual Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,300 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 2,665 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Dilemma of the Kitsune's Solitude by TheInfiniteGhost reviews
Unable to defeat Kaguya even after ten long years, it seems it is almost time to give up all semblance of hope. But really, that's never been the way Naruto does things. There is always a way to win, and with a little help he's found one. He may be alone, and these people may never be who he once knew, but they're alive. And he's gonna keep it that way. TimeTravel. KakaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,209 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 2,024 - Follows: 2,609 - Updated: 2/29/2016 - Published: 7/6/2012 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.]
The Prize by shinchansgirl reviews
Cato/Peeta. Cato decides it's time to bring an old rule into play. Peeta isn't as thrilled. Slash.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,453 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 7/2/2012 - [Cato, Peeta M.] - Complete
Healing the Broken by kizukatana reviews
The war is over, and Sasuke was brought back to the village after his final battle with Naruto. With all his goals of vengeance either completed or destroyed, can Sasuke find something to anchor him? And will Naruto still be willing to help him? CANON - Post manga chapter 693. Edited for FF's ToS. Cover Art by EyeFatigue!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 134,127 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 9/26/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Kakashi H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Stormborn by black.k.kat reviews
Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. It's time for Uzushio's Storm God to rise once more. (The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it's time to call her people home.) SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 147,939 - Reviews: 2396 - Favs: 5,808 - Follows: 3,150 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 7/1/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Gaara, Haku - Complete
Come on Closer by xLoveless19 reviews
It's been a few months since Naruto became a genin and was assigned to Team 7. When they go on another C-ranked mission Naruto had expected it to be another boring escort. However, the mission took a turn for the worst and Naruto suddenly found himself in the past. kakanaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,624 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 2,292 - Follows: 2,554 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 11/26/2011 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] Minato N., Kushina U.
Things Just Ain't the Same When the Hunter Gets Captured by the Game by barspoon reviews
KakaNaru. Post-war, Naruto is 18. When a friendship that turns into a bromance trips over an awkward series of events before stumbling into romance because Kakashi won't look where he's going, Naruto never pays attention, Kurama is antagonistic and meddlesome, and their friends are scheming ninjas, this is what happens. Please read A/N's! Mostly rated M for cussing. *NOT Fem!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 163,498 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 2/18/2013 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Not Another Fanfiction by Kryzanna reviews
"WHAT THE HELL IS FANFICTION?" Naruto and some of our favourite characters are about to find out the hard way when they get sucked from the ninja world into a collection of fanfics and are forced to play out cliche after cliche; learn about 'lemons', and discover that maybe yaoi isn't so bad. . . . SasuNaru KisaIta HidaDei NejiGaa LEMON WARNING FOR LATER CHAPTERS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,111 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Deidara, Hidan] - Complete
Escape Artist by Fiorea reviews
Seal master Uzumaki Naruto finally perfected a battle-use seal to rewind time for short moments. What the idiot forgot was that he tends to overdo things when in a pinch. AU, MinaNaru, shounen-ai, slash, angst, humor, time travel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 129,674 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 3,470 - Follows: 3,359 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 5/12/2012 - [Minato N., Naruto U.]
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 3352 - Favs: 5,335 - Follows: 2,378 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Naruto's Secret by Cerebella Kennor reviews
Naruto had a secret. It was sly, cunning, and actually intelligent of him; so, it was quite unlike him and nobody would believe it. What happens when you start to become the person you're pretending to be and lose sight of your own identity? Boundaries are crossed and lies are told - but they always say that there's a grain of truth in every lie. KakaNaru in a convoluted way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,196 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
You Can Be My Daddy by RealDIEMONDS reviews
Minato comes home drunk and Naruto helps him get to bed. What he didn't expect, though, was them ending up having sex! Warnings: Yaoi, Incest, Explicit language. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 221 - Published: 12/24/2012 - [Minato N., Naruto U.] - Complete
Cut The Rose by ArkadyRose reviews
Hawke executed Anders following the destruction of the Chantry... but Anders did not die. Pursued by Hawke & Fenris, he finds it is not so easy to throw off a wrathful spirit - even beyond death...
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 75,690 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M) - Complete
When You Look Me In The Eyes by blueicequeen reviews
Tsunade was forced to marry Naruto and Kakashi once the war was over since Naruto was getting too much unwanted attention. Unfortunately, neither had even entertained the idea of the other as a romantic choice. Marriage life was unexpected and before they knew it, they could not imagine a life without each other. Is this love? -Warning: Yaoi-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,112 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 624 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Quality Time by AncientKyuubi reviews
What happens when Naruto's quality time training with his Dad becomes a bit hotter than expected? MinaNaru Oneshot WARNING! Incest, Yaoi, Lemon rated M for a reason! NO FLAMES PLEASE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 188 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
If You Can't Take the Heat by jane3876 reviews
"Because, Lucy Heartfillia, I want you." He leaned forward to place a kiss on the corner of her mouth and made her lips part in anticipation. "I want all of you. And by the end of the night," he whispered, placing a series of kisses along her cheeks and eyelids, making said eyes flutter closed. "I plan on know every single part of you." Warning: rated M for a reason!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,357 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 365 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Kyuubi the Btch by GeminiScar reviews
Naruto was having a bad day... okay, more like week... fine, he was having a bad three years. And he could blame it all on Kyuubi, and that damn fox for starting the whole mess. SasuNaru WARNING MPreg, no like, no read. Flamers will be reported.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 273,240 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Brotherhood Contract by xLoveless19 reviews
Naruto is looking for a sensei to teach him the way of the samurai. He encounters Kakashi who's well known for his formidable swordsmanship. Naruto begs Kakashi to take him as his apprentice and he accepts, but only if Naruto agrees to a contract...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,182 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 106 - Published: 12/27/2011 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Owning you by aoi mizu no tenshi reviews
After a battle with a dark mage, Natsu is forced into heat. How will the rest cope up with a dragon slayer who wants nothing to do but claim his mate? -NaLu all the way-
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,197 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 2,588 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Submission by BoundIrishAngel reviews
Draco is still fighting with Harry but under the cover of hostility something has changed. Harry will get what he wants, it's just a matter of time. WARNINGS: KINK; BDSM; TOP!HARRY; bottom!DRACO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,094 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Underneath the Surface by General16 reviews
Hiding behind fabricated faces, masking the loneliness with smiles, playing a role in the name of protection... will Kakashi be the one to look underneath the underneath and see Naruto for who he really is?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,149 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Tree of Life by myopichobbit reviews
Love is complicated, and sometimes more about duty than affection. Garrett Hawke/Anders.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,286 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Hawke (M), Anders - Complete
Failsafe by Elysium-fic reviews
The glory and despair of loving a tormented man. m!Hawke/Anders rivalry-romance.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Hawke (M), Anders - Complete
Ambivalence by Genki-angel-chan reviews
Naruto frowned, not liking the sudden possessive gleam in Sasuke's onyx colored eyes."So, the child is mine then". The blond shuddered, wary of the sudden change in Sasuke's mood.He moved away from the brunette, and backed into a corner. mpreg sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,250 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 1,833 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Merry Birthday, Tobi by LittlePorcelain reviews
It's Tobi's birthday, and he takes it upon himself to take his present from Deidara. And really, who was Deidara to argue with Uchiha Madara? Filled with lemon and a pinch of candy cane goodness! Happy Birthday, Tobi/Madara, and Merry belated Christmas!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Madara U., Deidara - Complete
Until it Sleeps by Tranquilized-Night reviews
AU: When the seal broke, Naruto expected to be consumed by the Kyuubi, but what if the power Itachi had given Naruto ensured his safety and survival? The eighteen-year-old woke up six years in the past with a twist. KakaNaru -Yaoi-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,942 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 3,148 - Follows: 2,866 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Experimenting SasuNaru by State Kunoichi reviews
Being at the age of 12-13, changes are bound to happen to a boy's body. But what happens when that problem occurs again for the young Uchiha and when his blonde friend Naruto comes over that day? Is it bad timing, or a good opportunity? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,486 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Wolf's Fox by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
A fox named Naruto lost its family one day, leaving it all alone inside the dark forest of Konoha. The next day, it met a wolf named Sasuke. The two of them then started living together - but what happened when Sasuke got into heat? SasuNaru, shota, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,273 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 106 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Situational Hazard by DetoxAngel reviews
PLEASE READ CH.24 AGAIN, IT'S THE EPILOGUE, NOT AN AUTHOR'S NOTE! KakaNaru FINISHED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,455 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Puppy Lovin' by darkalbino reviews
When Kakashi punishes Sasuke by turning him into a dog, the dark canine ends up being taken in by none other than the cute blonde he's lusting after...oh, this won't bode well...or will it? SasuNaru, and naughty things with a doll
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,315 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 183 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blind by Makoredeyes reviews
After a mission gone wrong, Iruka is left in Kakashi's care, despite a rather unpleasant past between the 2. Yaoi kakairu FINISHED Rated for occasional language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 132,086 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
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Harsh Reality reviews
Due to a violent event that happened in his youth, Naruto subconsciously learned how to access Kurama's negative emotion-sensing ability as a safety mechanism. How will this affect Naruto and the shinobi world as we know it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,941 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/2 - Naruto U.
Hana no Tsubomi Kara reviews
In a world where Sakura had beaten Ino in the Chunin Exams and is forced to train seriously for the finals, will she get over her obsession with the raven haired Uchiha long enough to unlock her true potential or will her obsession be her demise?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,484 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Sakura H., Anko M.