Maine is one of the most fearsome agents in Project Freelancer, possessing freakish strength, doing things no-one would think was possible. The secret to his success-the dark, sugary secret-he guards most carefully. But York is about to stumble onto it...Pure crack, for teh lulz.

Wash is a girl and only one person besides the Director has a clue. That one person, of course, is agent Maine. *A story requested by my little sister*

Agent Washington thought his fight was over when he "Retired" to join the Blue team. But when an old freind arrives at Blood Gulch, Wash realizes that his past isn't that easy to forget. And maybe he doesn't want to...

An alternate version of the happenings after season 4 of RvB. O'Malley possesses Sarge and vanishes while Master Chief comes to the aid of the Reds. Intense battle sequences, mild language. Complete.