In this overused story line, the 7 and few other demigods go to Hogwarts to protect the Golden Trio. Canon ships only. Probably. If I have accidentally stolen anyone's ideas for this story I am really sorry. Rated T because I'm paranoid, and I don't know where the story will go.

AU. The Turnpike Tavern is like home to Ferb. It's the perfect place for smoking, drinking, and everything else the young Brit enjoys. His life may seem like a long downward spiral, but he's content. At least he says he is. Phineas is living the high school dream. He's at the top of his class, has the perfect girlfriend, and plenty of popularity. He says he's happy. He's lying. PxF