All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

A Zutara parody collection. All cliches. All crack. All shameless. Chapter 8: In which Katara discovers her soulmate. It is not a happy day.

Getting caught in a supernatural blood fued with her love-struck twin sister is not necessarily Lisette Swan's idea of a great time... mostly because it's one gross understatement. This was fantastic.

This is a fanfic of a fanfic, written in the world of Silver Queen's Dreaming of Sunshine: Naruto has returned from his travels with Jiraiya with a few new jutsu, a crush on Shikako Nara, and no skill whatsoever in hiding his feelings. More intent on taking down their enemies, Shikako just hopes Naruto comes to his senses soon.

The princess is dead. Those are the words being whispered in the streets. A great shudder sweeps across the land of Hyrule as news of its beloved monarch's passing spreads like wildfire. In the midst of the ensuing chaos, a humble village doctor happens upon the body of a gravely injured young woman on the road.

Shepard knows that destroying the Reapers will kill her. Trouble is, she's never been good at dying. The explosion of dark energy from the Crucible thrusts Shepard into a totally different universe. Post ME3 ending, DA2 Act 2 beginning. Please note that this is not a FemShep/F!Hawke fic. THIS STORY HAS RECENTLY BEEN EDITED TO ALIGN WITH GAME CANON REVEALED IN DA:I

What if it wasn't a simple act of homework that released the Brigade from their endless summer vacation? What if the end didn't come as years faded into decades into centuries? How can the brigade cope with the growing weight of time? And even as they escape the endless summer, what new mysteries could be lurking, waiting for them to discover?

You get used to it, really; being reborn isn't so bad in itself. It's where you inevitably end up that gives you the nightmares. A crossover with Dreaming of Sunshine; if you're not of the select few interested in that Naruto fanfic AND a Hunger Games crossover, you probably shouldn't bother.

...and Some Times She Didn't. Or: Shikabane-hime isn't quite so hard to kill. How she finds her way back to her precious people… or doesn't.

Videogame fic! It's not a genjutsu and he hasn't gone mad, but Iruka isn't sure how many options that leaves. It can't be real, can it?

Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?

Taylor Hebert intends to become a hero on her own terms. If everybody else thinks her terms are a little odd, well, that's why she never asked their opinion anyway.

The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.

[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE, Sequel to The Eyes Have It] Thanks to certain efforts by certain people towards sewing discord and uncertainty amongst the other nations, inter-village politics convene in the Land of Iron months earlier than they might have without 'help'. Team Eight, against all odds, is dispatched as part of Konoha's contingent.

In this timeline, Neria "Nyx" Surana drops dead at age twelve in the middle of one of her mentors' lectures. Meanwhile, deep in the Korcari Wilds, the Hero of Ferelden lands face-down in four inches of swamp water and immediately starts sputtering. (Time Travel, All Origins, Fix-It) ON HOLD UNTIL AFTER INQUISITION.

Last night I dreamed I was an Evangelion. Or am I an Evangelion, dreaming that I am a man?

After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.

Do you have a problem that needs fixing? Who better to call than Harry Potter, savior of the wizarding world?

Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.

[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.

It was supposed to be a month to a year. She knew once she started; there would be no going back; and she knew he hadn't really healed inside. The world was coming apart around them and there was no reason why she should push the matter; except that she was going to. Malik/Jensen; rated high T for Themes.

In which everything that happens in The Avengers is really a big try out to see if the team put together by Nick Fury is going to work. Agent Loki is not pleased to learn the good guys never got the memo. Written for Norsekink.

Chuck never expected to even make it to the Olympics. Everything is working against him: he's too tall for a diver, too inexperienced for a medal, too much of a wildcard to really make his mark. But an unexpected meeting at the airport, some intriguing new friends, and a whirlwind romance on the sand just might set up London 2012 as the time of Chuck Bartowski's life.

Kyon suggests that Nagato try her hand at writing and gets far more than he bargained for. *fun little one-shot, hope ya like*

A "What if?" scenario pairing F!Shep and my Alex from CDC. Written as a response to all the PMs and reviews wondering if I planned to pair Alex with anyone. Could be considered a romance, if you squint really hard. T for mild themes and my FemShep's love of good alcohol.

With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. DISCONTINUED.

Returning home after a long battle, the girl known to the world at large only as 'King Arthur' seeks naught but a brief respite from her troubles. Alas, circumstances rarely cooperate...

Candace disproves the existence of Phineas and Ferb's creations, using Neoliberalism.

Being a documentary of the interactions of Shinjicus Ikaricus Ineptus, in Halkeginia, the natural habitat of the Tsundere. Narrated by Langley-Sohryu, Asuka, PhD.

I saw Zeruel drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.

Some things can't be cured by a sharp blow to the back of the head. Some things... linger.

Kinkmeme De-anon. The Investigation Team has finally discovered the final layer of truth behind the murders, and captured the true murderer. Who would have gotten away for it, if not for those meddling kids...

One Shot. Everyone knows Prince Zuko isn't a firebender, but nobody said anything about the other elements.

Shinji's music player breaks, leading to a musical, magical journey of self discovery, personal growth, and teaching Pen Pen how to drive.

AU. Piandao is ordered to extract the Earth King from his imprisonment. Companion piece/prequel to 'The Gentleman of Weapons'. Written for Piandao Shipping Week, but don't expect much in the way of shipping.

An exploration of how things might have gone if who was oblivious - and how - were changed ... just a little bit. Experimental.

Misuzu has waited long enough. He plots- with the intention of turning Natsume into someone worthy of holding his name.

Kyon is an anti-social high school boy with a dark secret. The rest of his classmates have learned to leave him alone, but a transfer student like Koizumi Itsuki doesn't have time to learn the unspoken social rules. Deliberate badfic.

Negi opened his diploma and stared. "Huh," he said. "Wasn't expecting that…" A succession of other things Negi could have been besides 'A teacher in Japan'. Negi as a Mythbuster, Math Teacher, Reporter, Bartender, Tutor, DADA Teacher. As always, CRACK!

Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.

Zuko and Toph commiserate a little. Zuko wins.

Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.

Ichikawa laughs until she chokes, and Akira suddenly understands why Shindo spends so much of his time yelling at people to stop hitting him already. Slight HikaruAkira.

Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.

Britain has been infested with dragons. With no other choice, the Justice League ask Morgaine le Fey for help in awakening King Arthur. Thing is, history seems to have overlooked some things about the king… Crossover with Fate/Stay Night.

A mysterious power surrounds Fukyuki City. Emiya Shiro finds himself picking up a quest that surrounds his friends and family. Together, they must find the Holy Grail. Then roll a dice to see their chances of successfully capturing it.

Kurosaki Ichigo, 15 years old. Hair colour: orange. Eye colour: brown. Occupation: superpowered ballerina.

Written shortly before the death of Charles Schulz, at which time the Peanuts gang had to face the fact of going on without him.