Oh, hello there!

Poor thing. Gotten lost have you? Why else would anyone dare cast their eyes on this side of the internet.

Don't worry it happens to everyone every once in a while.

Never fear, I shan't bore you with tiresome details about myself...Lol. Who am I kidding?

My name is...well that's something you'll have to find out the hard way.

I'm from Barbados where there is always sunshine and pleasant weather. Yay me!

Unfortunately I don't get to go to the beach everyday but i DO have a permanent tan! All of my friends do (search Riley Zabini) its just one of those things you get from living in Barbados.

If you haven't already guessed from my penname I LOVE yaoi. It's pretty much all I read when I'm on this site.I'll also read a straight fic if I'm feeling a bit peckish but don't hold your breath. We wouldn't want anyone to die now would we?

I also like to review so If you have any fics you want review feel from to message me though be warned; my idea of constructive criticism may be your idea of a flame. :D

See? That wasn't so bad and I'm sure your still partially sane with some small recollection of your friends and family. Don't get your hopes up though. I try to update this page as regularly as possible. cackles evily

Feel free to 'get lost' this side of the internet again, old bean, I rather enjoy your visits.