It's Christmas. Alex is waiting for Piper. Piper went off to a Christmas Party with Polly and Larry. And Piper is perhaps a bit too drunk. And a lot horny. Pipex Vauseman smut.

My version of the dishwasher flashback. Smutty and slightly fluffy ;). I sadly do not own, nor am I affiliated with, Orange is the New Black.

Despite what her band says, they don't go to that tiny, grimy 24-hour diner after every gig because Nicky has a crush on the cute, clumsy diner girl. Nicky just likes the milkshakes. And maybe she kind of owes that cute, clumsy diner girl her life. [DINER BAND AU] NickyLorna Vauseman Poussey & Flaca

Alex comes home from work and finds a pleasant surprise waiting there for her. Two Shot. Smut.

Fulfilling Tumblr prompt for Lifeguard/Beach 's the summer before her senior year of college, and Piper failed to make other plans, so she's stuck with her family in their beach house in some seaside town full of rich vacationers who can afford to take the time off. Nearby, locals Alex and Poussey work their yearly summer gig as lifeguards.

What if Piper had bumped into Alex during furlough? What would've happened? Will they sort things out or will things take a turn for the worst? This takes from Pipers adventure to Red's café.

"I want to taste what you taste like."- Alex Vause was used to have control but there was no control to be had. The bathroom scene from 2x10. Alex/Piper, rated M for the obvious, oneshot.

A very short story about vauseman dancing to Beyonce.

Piper. Alex. Half a cupcake. This is a fluff oneshot. Yes. FLUFF. [Alex/Piper/Cupcake]

"I'm more of a dishwasher kinda gal, sir." [Alex/Piper - smut]

Season Two of OITNB told us over and over that prison isn't summer camp. But, like...maybe I want it to be. Just for a little while. Hence...camp counselor AU. Piper POV/Vauseman centric, but everyone's definitely a part of it.

Right at the end of Season 2. Alex comes back to Prison. They talk in a library, if you can call it talking. Sexual Explicit Content. One Shot as of right now. Piper POV

Piper keeps Alex company on her first night back at Litchfield. One shot - Post season 2

Alex must attend a business dinner, but Piper needs to be convinced it's worth her while...

A continuation of the drinking scene in the episode "Tall Men With Feelings."

Alex and Piper have dinner with Carol Chapman, how bad could it be? Pre-Litchfield, Vauseman One-Shot. Rated M for language and sexual themes.

Short and Sweet...the scene where Remy falls for Rogue

Pre-Litchfield. Alex comes home early intent on ravishing Piper. Turns out Piper's already engaged in some self-gratification. Oneshot, but I hope to write more Orange if this one goes over well.

Things heat up a little between Alex and Piper when Chris Brown's song 'Sex' starts spilling through their in-home stereo system. One-shot. Vauseman smut.

Just a re-edit of my original story. Your usual Rogue and Gambit loveliness

A Lebeau knew better than to let a man upset his girl. An X-Man knew better than to get arrested. Falling somewhere in the middle, Gambit lands both himself and Rogue in jail, and offers to get her out, for a price. ROMY Oneshot.

Inuyasha/Kagome. It frustrated him, knowing three simple words were standing in his way. She said to give it time. He knew that someday would come, and so did she. ONESHOT.

Just a quick, sweet, sexy one-shot between the feisty scientist and the grumpy saiyan. Post-Buu.

It's hard enough to tell the one you love how you feel, but it's harder to do so when your loved one shoots you for it. Remy Lebeau would know.

Remy won't leave Rogue alone, so will she finally give in?

He had an insane, abnormal, weird, unexplainable obsession with stalking her. Turns out she also had an insane, abnormal, weird , unexplainable obsession with stalking him.

Rogue has a lot of concerns: the Avengers, the X-Men, and the Marauders are on her tail and her boyfriend is acting unlike himself. It leaves no time to decide on what sort of boots to wear. Sequel to Long Black Gloves.

The Gravity Room needs repairs, and in the meantime, Bulma coaxes Vegeta to play a friendly game of Monopoly. However, the tables seem to turn, and the two end up playing a completely different version of the game. Mature. Lemon. One-shot.

While hiding out from scary situation, Rogue and Gambit have an important conversation.

"Stupid Swamp Rat. Ah finally agree ta date him and he decides ta go missing on Valentine's Day." My Valentine's Day one-shot. I really need to get a life.

My Valentines Day Story. Wait, was he blushing? She squinted her eyes and took a step closer to him, and much to her surprise, yes, he was blushing! Oh, this was going to be fun. Lemon warning!

A look through Rogue's mind when she relizes her love for a certain Cajun. With the help of certain girl's meddling ofcourse. Review please.

Getting Remy LeBeau out of his button down shirt was much harder than it should have been... Mini-sequel to Long Black Gloves.

It shouldn't mean so much to her. She had bigger issues to deal with. But Rogue couldn't take her mind off the long black gloves Remy LeBeau gave her. And she used to criticize his priorities. Sequel to Knee High Socks.

A certain blue-haired genius providing some motivation for her grouchy lover. Lemon alert! Not for kiddies, sorry!

There's a traitor in the mansion, warring telepaths, and a Hellfire Club after two X-Men. And what can Remy LeBeau focus on? Rogue's knee high socks, of all things. Honestly. The man had no priorities.

Okay, kiddies, gather 'round. Remy gonna tell you a story. Everythin' between "once 'pon a time" to "happily ever after" ain't ever gonna be the same by the time I'm through wit' it.

The art of seduction turns into a full blown war when the flirty Cajun and the fiery Southern Belle agree to a bet neither is willing to lose. Romy.