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 Author has written 11 stories for Pride and Prejudice, Megamind, Misc. Books, Once Upon a Time, Harry Potter, and Office. Hello! How are you? I'm IrrelevantLogic. I've been writing for a while, mostly fanfiction. Because I'm thinking about being a writer, and because I want to be the best I can be even if I don't become one, I really really appreciate reviews and constructive criticism. Honestly, please don't worry about hurting my feelings; if what you say is constructive and helpful, I'll get over it. I don't mind panegyrics, but I actually prefer honest, detailed criticism. If I manage to make it to the end of your fic, I will leave a comment. If I like it, I will leave as detailed a review as I have time for! Which, tbh, might just be me quoting all the bits I liked...XD My fanfics tend to be more behind-the-scenes extrapolation than AUs, but I do love the OuaT idea of changing the story so that the events still happen, but for different reasons...so I might go into that somewhat. And, of course, I take requests and prompts. Things I love (some of which you might expect some fanfic about): cats soup Jane Austen Psych Sherlock Holmes (NOT Sherlock) correct grammar and punctuation music words, literature, and languages grand romantic gestures Star Trek Star Wars Doctor Who Once upon a Time Aladdin libraries my computer honesty bacon. Things I hate: war shallow people shallow characters biology Twilight fanfic with unintentional egregious OOC -or egregious soppiness -or egregious purpleness the underuse of the word 'egregious' in modern society makeup Things I don't hate: metal rap math Justin Bieber spoilers the Star Wars prequels brussels sprouts Pocahontas II Star Trek: Enterprise the smell of gasoline Muslims Ships I like, in case you care; indicates OTP Disney (and non!Disney) Pocahontas/John Rolfe Beauty/Beast Frollo/Esmeralda (non-romantic) Anna/Kristoff Elsa/Jack Frost DW Nine/Rose Ten/Rose TenII/Rose Rory/Amy Eleven/River (kinda) Eleven/TARDIS FMA Hohenheim/Trisha Ling/Lan Fan Greeling/Lan Fan Royai Ed/Winry Maes/Gracia Al/May Brosh/Ross Izumi/Sig Buccaneer/Olivier (just because) Greed/Martel (mostly non-romantic) Havoc/Rebecca Scar/Lust (2003) (kinda) Scar's Brother/Lust's prototype (2003 anime) Lust/Lujon (2003) HP Snily Jily Hinny Romione Dramione Remadora Nuna Narcissius (this is the name and I'm sticking to it) Bellamort Ginnymort (non-romantic) Snape/Charity (friend!ship) Jane Austen DARCY/LIZZY and all other major canon ships Mary/Mr Collins OuaT Rumbelle Queen Hood Swanfire Gremma Captain Swan Cricket Queen Frankenwolf Abigail/Frederick ST:DS9 Kira/Odo Jadzia/Julian Ezri/Julian Worf/Jadzia Quark/Natima Garak/Ziyal Kira/Dukat (non-romantic) Rom/Leeta ST:VOY Chakotay/Janeway B'Elanna/Tom Seven/Doctor Kes/Neelix Tuvok/T'Pel ST: Other Data/Tasha Crusher/Picard T'Pol/Trip Spock/Uhura (2009) (kinda) Star Wars (only seen the movies) Obidala Padme/Anakin Leia/Han Other Beatrice/Benedick, Much Ado About Nothing Christine/Raoul, Phantom of the Opera Fluttercord, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Barney/Robin, How I Met Your Mother Shules, Psych Zane/Rikki, H2O: Just Add Water Zelink, all The Legend of Zelda except Link/Ilia, Twilight Princess Zelda/Shad, Twilight Princess Sam/Rosie, Lord of the Rings Mary/Dickon, The Secret Garden Lyla/Des, Bewildered (HP RP) Go Hye Mi/Jin Guk, Dream High Go Hye Mi/Song Sam Dong, Dream High Kim Joo Won/Gil Ra Im, Secret Garden Go Mi Nam/Kang Shinwoo, You're Beautiful Go Mi Nam/Hwang Tae Kyung, You're Beautiful Gil Da Ran/Kang Kyung Jun, Big Eun Jo/Hong Ki Hoon, Cinderella's Sister Lee Kyu Won/Lee Shin, Heartstrings And now you know more about me probably than you know about your next door neighbour. Kudos! -IrrLog |
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Glass Houses by JennMel reviews
In an alternate universe where all humans are empaths, Kurt Hummel is the odd one out. Registering at a mere 0.5 on the Hawkins Scale of Empathic Sensitivity, Kurt has resigned himself to a lonely life, empty of touch or true love. That is, until the mysterious Blaine Anderson transfers to McKinley. This is the story of the boy who could not feel, and the boy who felt too much.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 121,350 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 4/10/2017 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Know I'm there by Pahoehoe reviews
Amos Hart moves on.
Chicago! - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,020 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2016
A Wicked, White Cravat by Anton M reviews
One-shot. Miss Elizabeth, feeling desperate and reckless, cannot handle the indiscretion of the continuing proposals of Mr. Collins and scandalously compromises herself by kissing Mr. Darcy in Mr. Bingley's drawing room. OOC, AU, HEA
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 165 - Published: 5/5/2016 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Wild by TMBlue reviews
During the summer after the final battle, Hermione suggests a way for her and Ron to spend some time alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/2/2015 - [Hermione G., Ron W.]
The Teacher by RMoors reviews
It's 1986 and through a series of lies Remus has got himself a job as a teacher at his local primary school. Unbeknownst to him, this happens to be the school that a young and isolated Harry Potter attends with his thuggish cousin, Dudley. Can Remus and Harry save each other from loneliness or will the fragile world Remus has built for himself come tumbling down?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,387 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Harry P., Remus L.
Jily: A How-To by Lil' Quill reviews
One evening in the library, Lily stumbles upon a rather odd book...and not just and book. A guide. And somehow, it seems to involve her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 4/7/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Platinum Love by nannyandpotocrazy reviews
A series of unrelated Lucissa oneshots and drabbles throughout their entire lives. Rating may change later. Title influenced by Jessica-X.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 12/19/2014 - [Narcissa M., Lucius M.] Draco M.
Daughter by tinylexie reviews
Why does Lucius slip the diary to Ginny in particular in Chamber of Secrets? Lucius's thoughts about Arthur and all his children but especially his daughter. Not slash. Not romance. Part of the Dead Babies series but can also be read as a stand-alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Ginny W., Lucius M., Arthur W. - Complete
After Armageddon by AlwaysAbby reviews
A one shot of a little missing scene taking place after Armageddon Game. Shows the start of Miles and Julian's friendship. I just love those two! Let me know what you think! Reviews are welcome. I don't own Star Trek.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2014 - J. Bashir, M. O'Brien - Complete
If Pride & Prejudice was a disney musical by RosePhin reviews
If disney songs were performed in pride & prejudice, what would they be like? Just me giving disney melodies new p&p lyrics...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 8/22/2013
Dear Lily by bandsandbooksxoxo reviews
Dear Lily, this is my last letter to you... Set just after the Marauders leave Hogwarts. (T rating for language only) Severus decides to send Lily a letter, telling her all the things she has got to know before they part ways. One-Shot! Read and review?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Heart Of The Beast by Anti-Kryptonite reviews
Take the heart of a beast and you control it. That's what Rumplestiltskin taught Regina, so when she learns he has a heart himself, she follows his instructions and shows him the apprentice has become the master - she takes the heart of the Beast.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,045 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey, Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Something You've Never Told Anyone by MegaChoirQueer reviews
One-Shot. During-Movie AU. Remember that day in the park when Megamind was disguised as Bernard and he and Roxanne had a picnic? Well, instead of saying she was never with Metro Man, Roxanne admits that she used to have a crush on Megamind. How will this change things? Fluffy! R&R, please! :D
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Puppy Love by Little-Inkstone reviews
Tumblr prompt fill: After the events of Dog Days Rumpelstiltskin returns to his puppy form for cuddles.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
All's Fair in Love and War by horseheadnebula42 reviews
Early Season 7. Kira gets a promotion - and makes a public declaration
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Kira N., Odo - Complete
Sunlight by El loopy reviews
Belle is enjoying the sun on her face. A moment between Belle and Rumplestiltskin in his castle while she was still his captive. Oneshot. Rumplestiltskin x Belle.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2013 - [Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey] - Complete
The Conversation That Never Happened by Sirensong28 reviews
What if Rumple had been in a different mood when Gaston came to the castle, and had been willing to let Gaston speak his piece? Takes place during Skin Deep 1X12
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
What Could Have Been by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
Draco wakes up with no memory of his life after an afternoon of drinking with Blaise Zabini. What is this life he's stumbled into and when will things go back to normal?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,681 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Skin Deep by DD Agent reviews
Dark One Belle LeFay makes a deal with spinner Rumpelstiltskin that changes both of them. Reverse Skin Deep AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,605 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
To Do by Spookyflame reviews
Odo's to-do list contains a good amount of to-don'ts.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Odo, Kira N. - Complete
The Chronicles of the Dark Lord Ginnymort by Respitini reviews
Dedicated to my friends in the Teachers' Lounge. Lord Voldemort's attempt to possess the soul of Ginny Weasley was successful, but his triumph was not without consequence. Find out how our favorite arch-villain deals with the pitfalls and pratfalls, the laughter, loss and love of a teenage girl's life at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Voldemort, Ginny W. - Complete
A Modern Criminologist by mrspencil reviews
A Gilbert and Sullivan inspired version of life at 221B
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Inbetween the Lines by narciscia reviews
Missing scenes from the Skin Deep episode.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,021 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
Prejudice and Pride by bballgirl32 reviews
Arrogance and bigotry can be well-founded, but perhaps that is when it is most important to fight through prejudices. Sometimes choices have to be made, even if they go against everything that you stand for. TomxGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 170,891 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
PoohBah's Story by royishere reviews
Poor Pooh-Bah... misunderstood by everyone, his only outlet is the pen! Unfortunately, he's not too good of a writer. Short oneshot.
Mikado - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Complete
We Are Not Twins! by RumpelstiltskinDearie reviews
"Oh, it's just the hard truth, dearie, not an insult." Rumpelstiltskin giggled. "I'm obviously more powerful than you." "Prove it!" Durza roared. "We shall have a magic duel!" Rumpelstiltskin let out a manic, high-pitched laugh. "Deal!"
Crossover - Eragon & Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Durza, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Done the Same for Me by EvilRegalOncer reviews
Ron wonders if Molly would have killed or mourned for him. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Ron W., Molly W. - Complete
Binary Stars by misscam reviews
Rose's heartbeat is single, like the throb of a single star. So is his. Only together do they sound familiar, dual beats he can fall asleep to. Rose/TenII
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2011 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
Sleepwalking by Masterdramon reviews
A year spent submerged under the will of another, trapped within the prison of his own body...the horrific events of Lord Voldemort's Ministry takeover were perhaps most poignantly felt by the unwitting pawn he installed as his puppet. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,598 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Pius T., Yaxley - Complete
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The Coach reviews
During his first week at Hogwarts, Harry encounters a man who seems to hate the very sight of him. But as the year progresses, he begins to wonder if there isn't something even more sinister about this Professor James Potter. Now into Year 2. AU. Updates weekly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 97,405 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., James P.
Thirty Six Years reviews
Draco is feeling a little old as he thinks about his life so far. Written/first published on June 5th, in honour of Draco's birthday! Drastoria; a little Dramione. One-shot. Please read and review! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Draco M. - Complete
She Sometimes Pretended reviews
Pam is with Roy. And she would never admit to anyone that she ever thinks about anyone else. Ever. But sometimes, she pretends...
Office - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2016 - Complete
Strange Fantasy reviews
Repulsive and attractive. Impossible. But she wondered, oh, how she wondered...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2015 - [Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold]
Caught reviews
D.I. Anderson just wants to go home and eat dinner, but there's a psychotic mass-murderer waiting to be interrogated. One-off, slight AU. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Sirius B. - Complete
Owl Post reviews
Letters from various characters to friends, enemies, lovers, family members. Ideas, secrets, in-jokes, thought processes, all as IC as possible. Canon ships.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Lily Evans P., Narcissa M.
Direct Opposition reviews
When Mr Darcy marries his one true love, Lizzy Bennet, it's the perfect happy ending-but he never told her what it cost to find Wickham (or whom he has to pay). Then the evil queen casts a dark curse to tear apart all loves. Twenty eight years later in Maine, a girl named Austen finds herself attracted to two different men; her first impressions may or may not be reliable.
Crossover - Pride and Prejudice & Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,087 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Mr. Darcy, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
Protection reviews
Mr Gold goes for a walk. Probably a low T, but rated just to be safe. Rumbelle and Swanfire. Oneshot. Essentially, I got tired of Belle always being the victim.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
Shards reviews
The girl couldn't even remember her own name. She didn't understand who the strange man was, or why he kept coming back, or why he cared so much for a little chipped teacup. All she knew was that when it broke, so did something inside him; all she knew was that she had to fix it. One-off.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
Master Jervie: A Daddy Long Legs Fanfiction reviews
Judy Abbott meets her roommate's uncle for the first time, and finds him strangely agreeable.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Complete
The Prettiest Girl reviews
Young Buddy, with his giant blue head, feels left out and lonely at "shool." One-off.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Megamind - Complete