I. Have. HEADCANONED ALL THE HETALIA FEELS OUT OF ME.

You Frenchies just love to hate us! Why don’t you go back to making statues of hot green chicks!

-America

I say we attack Italy first, because they can’t drive and are usually drunk.

-America

I hide dark secret no one will guess because of my sweet face.

-Russia

Am I Catholic or Protestant…? God, I don’t know…

-Britain

When I look into all of your stupid faces, I think how fun it will be to pound them into dust.

-Russia

Dude! Christmas rocks! We know how to do it right, here! First, we X out the ‘Christ’ part to make it extreme! Then we shop and eat stuff ’til we’re sick! Wanna shovel down some X-Mas cake to get in the spirit?

-America

{RAINDROPS AND LOLLIPOPS AND DODEDODEDODE}

Funny little fact about me...

I. BROMANCE. EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GERLTA? BROMANCE

FRUK? BROMANCE

SPAMANO? I. BROMANCE. THE SH*T. OUT OF IT.

BROMANCERS WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA}

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:

1.You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

2.You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

3.You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

4.You know which pages the good parts are on.

5.You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

6.You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

7.You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

8.You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

9.You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

10.You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.

11.You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

12.You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

13.You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

14.You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

15.Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

16.You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

17.You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

18.The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

19.On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

20.You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. (I've done it once and my sister looked at me and said "Freak")

21.You dream about PJO every night.

22.You curse a god/goddess a lot. (Mostly Hera)

23.You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

24.You know PJO better then most sane people

25.You have links to every great PJO site

26.You add things to the list every day

27.You know what you would do if you were Percy

28.You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (NO! Nico don't turn evil!!)

29.At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

30.You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

31.For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood

32.Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'

33.You are trying to learn Greek

34.You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

35.Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

36.You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes

37.You have an instant crush on Nico!

38.You just have to research more about Greek mythology

39.You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

40.You want to learn Latin

42.You copy/paste this onto your profile

43.About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

44.You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

45.You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

46.Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

47.A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

48.You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

49.You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess

50.You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

51.You were so busy reading that you missed number 41

52.You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

53.You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

54.You are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabeth!!! (HEll yes!!!!)

55. You try to convince your friends to read PJO ( Lol, i do that all the time...)

Who's my immortal parent?

ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides.
You are a hydrophobiac.

5/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobiac

3/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.

8/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

2/10

ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

9/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. (Birthday actually but it still counts)
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

8/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

4/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals.
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, especially if it's to hunt down monsters

1/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

3/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good. (???)
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

1/10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

5/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

0/10

I. DON'T. KNOW!

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Danielle

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Danizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Petunia Hill

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Brodannah

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Grey Mist

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Christanah

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Death

List your top ten favourite PJO characters in no particular order.

1. Hazel

2. Reyna

3. Nico

4. Calypso

5. Percy

6. Frank

7. Luke

8. Piper

9. Leo

10. Annabeth

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

-- Percabeth is everywhere. EVERYWHERE.

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

-- HOLY. F*CKING. SH*T. YES!!!! YOUR SILLY MORTAL BRAIN DOESN'T COMPRHEND HOW MANY TIMES I AM SAYING, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

-- Nico. Would. END HIM.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

-- Yeah! Although... some people just want to watch the world feel.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

-- Luke is dead.

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

-- Four/Eight? Umm... Four/Nine? CALEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

-- Well, Luke would stab his eyes out. Even though he is dead. Then proceed to tell Jason and Aphrodite. Jason so he can kill the f*ck out of Nico. Aphrodite so she can kill the f*ck out of Nico for breaking up Jasper.

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic .

-- Reyna is feeling hurt and lost after Jason decides to go to Camp Half-Blood. Frank is depressed after Hazel dies in the Giant War. Will sparks fly when the praetors comfort each other? Or will everything bur down in flames?

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

-- I don't know. I don't want to see.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

-- Well... Smile would be if Hazel was depressed about Nico, and Percy came to comfort her. But Alright, would be if Percy doesn't know what to do after Tarturus.

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to kiss one?

-- Spin the Bottle or Truth or Dare.

12. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

-- Unbreakable by Firelight. After Tarturus Annabeth is... just... so... UHH!

13. Four is in a happy relationship with Nine, until Nine runs off to marry Five. Four is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Eight until Eight cheats on Four with Two. Four finally takes the advice of One and settles into a happy relationship with Three.

Calypso is in a happy relationship with Leo, Leo runs off to marry Percy. Calypso is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Piper until Piper cheats on Calypso with Reyna. Calypso finally takes the advice of Hazel and settles into a happy relationship with Nico.

-- This is one messed up fic.