My name is shelly, im new to ff so i cant post stories for a while but im fourteen and i love harry potter! if you havent seen a very potter musical, go see it its very funny. i live in arizona and i like celery (i know its gross to most people).

i also really like the host by stephenie meyer but i hate twilight. dont even get me started on that crap. i like the show my name is earl and i also like house.

AVPM quotes:

"I WANT HERMIONE GRANGER! And a rocket ship." -Malfoy

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"OH MY GOD. That is a BOSS Zefron poster!" -Ron

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"Bitch, I ain't Cho Chang!" -Asian Girl (aka Lavendar Brown)

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Cedric: Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!

Dumbledore: what the HELL is a Hufflepuff?

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Snape: [a person can't be a portkey]. A person can, however, be a horcrux.

Harry: what's a... what's a horcrux?

Snape: I'm not even going to tell you, Harry, you'll find out soon enough.

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"I don't know, man. Cedric Diggory, he's pretty awesome. NOT! He sucks, I'm totally going to win, it's in the bag." -Harry

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"I can't believe I couldn't figure out that the counter-curse was just 'Unjellify'!" -Goyle