CRACK—oneshot/twoshot entries—The new international students cause a ruckus at Hogwarts, though no one could really say that they disliked them.

Ash was sure that Cam was destined to be forever alone with a dozen cats or so, so when a new girl came into town, being the best friend he was, Ash had to make sure they ended up together. When a mix-up on Harmony Day screwed up any chances of Cam and Lillian being together, Ash had to make sure he fixed it. That was his first mistake.

Molly and the Witch are best friends, but when Molly starts hanging out with her special someone the Witch is not so happy about it...

It started out a promising day until Gill, having the world's worst luck, draws the last name he wants in Castanet's newest event: Secret Santa. Whose name? Yeah, Angela's. Now gift-hunting, he's forced closer to her daily life than he ever wanted to be.

To Draco Malfoy, his given orders were simple. Turn Harry Potter into a woman. Get her pregnant. Resurrect Lord Voldemort’s soul into the baby’s body. The plan was flawless. He just never planned on falling in love. DM/femHP. Post-DH Hogwarts.

Negara-negara ASEAN di-judge sebagai negara-negara yang akan pertama tenggelam karena global warming, tapi bukan berarti mereka akan membiarkan itu terjadi begitu saja. 99 persen OC.

After finshing her quest, all Hikari wants to do is go home. But the Harvest Goddess has other plans for her! Hikari's new mission is to get all the bachelors on the island to fall in love with her! Rated T cause I'm paranoid.

Ash likes Lillian. Lillian likes Ash. And Cheryl? Well, she's not happy about it. At all. Bugs in hair, dinners gone wrong, and tear-soaked pillows ensue...because Cheryl's always been the jealous type.

Birthday story! This is dedicated to Lollipopdiego, MagicalSquaresofDarkness, Nuro-chan - even though she doesn't play Harvest Moon - and another person who wishes to remain anonymous - but I'm sure you know who you are ;

Things can change in a split second. Potions are a very powerful art. If your not careful they may burn you. Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are in for an adventure as they search for the way back home. Time travelling, Girl!Harry

Pernahkah kau tersenyum pada negara ini? Apakah selama ini kau hanya selalu mengeluh? Apa yang Indonesia pikirkan bila tahu kau tidak mencintainya? Warning: Drabbel, Reader's POV, no plot, gaje. RnR please!

Yang cewek-cewek sih sekedar nggak pengen ketinggalan gosip terkini. Tapi yang cowok-cowok kayaknya udah ngebaca ayat kursi seratus satu kali biar Indonesia jadi janda besok pagi.OOC. OC. Full warning inside.

ASEAN-Association of South East Asian Nations.NOTE: Please go to for further updates as I am banned from permanently. Last chapter up.

Nether/Bela. Makan "ati", sekaligus makan korban.

AU, Gender-bender—Kehidupan sekolah cowok berambut coklat itu berwarna seketika dua gadis memasuki kelas dan membawa memori-memori lama. Bagaimana kisah kesehariannya? ‹4/?›

Chase and Hikari have a competition to see who can get more reviews on a fanfiction! Who will win? Sequel to 'Will You Read My Fanfic,Chase' DEAD STORY. Sorry!

"Selamat ulang tahun ya, Pak! Semoga panjang umur dan bisa me-LANJUTKAN kesuksesan Bapak sampai akhir periode nanti!" / happy belated birthday, President!

Pertama kali merayakan ulang tahun Nesia berarti pertama kali juga datang ke acara tujuh belasan. Bisakah seorang bule Belanda menghadapi tantangan yang menghadang? One shot, sekuel Hari Ulang Tahun. Nederland X Indonesia

It's time for the annual Castanet raffle, and the big prize is movie tickets for two! Unfortunately for Chase, the two lucky winners are him and Luke, the bane of his existence. And when you put them together, you get one heck of a movie trip!

Aku akui sih, dia lebih cantik dariku. Dan Ned rutin membawakannya tulip. Oh tidak, jangan bilang mantan penjajahku yang macho itu...berubah orientasi! Indonesia, Nederland, dan ... eh,siapa?

What if everyone in the world of Harry Potter got a Facebook? Summarizing the books.

1942, sebuah ketukan di jendela membawa kejutan bagi Nesia. Di tengah perang yang berkecamuk ini, dia...melamarku? One shot, Nederland x Indonesia

Keeping a diary was so last year. These days, Gill inscribes letters to his beloved deceased mother, Ophelia. He records the island happenings, his struggles with his clumsy father, and even an unsolicited romance with a certain rancher. Care to snoop?

Bagi Nederland, mengunjungi pasar malam bukan hanya perjalanan santai disela-sela kesibukannya. One shot! Nederland X Indonesia, i'm not good at summary

Musim salju, selongsong penjara kaca palsu, dan sebuah apel dari pohon perdu. Kehangatan, kesepian, dan sebuah ciuman—"Dan putri dan pangeran hidup bahagia selamanya, begitu?" NetheJapan.

What, is this jar glued shut? It's gonna take a big strong man to open it. No, not you Chase, I'm talking about Owen! ChasexMaya, slight OwenxKathy, Summary and Title suck I know.

Karena cinta ada dalam berbagai rasa. NetherxIndo, MalaysiaxIndo, AussiexIndo. Chapter one : Ten words meme x 3!

Chase thought Angela loved him; then he finds out she's marrying Luke. Angela has never been too smart, but she was always there to help a friend. But how naive can one girl be! Chase suffers, but somehow manages to get his own happy ending. oneshot

Maya has liked Chase for years. So, when the chance for him to notice her pops up, she takes it. She gets all dolled up and goes to meet him! But, what if things really don't go as planned? Will there be a happy ending? Or maybe she gives up? Find out.

Begitu substansi memabukkan itu memasuki sistem peredaran darah, para kakak itu pun menyadari bahwa mereka harus rela berada di bawah. Multiple incest pairings. SLASH. Twoshot PWP. M for suggestive hints. COMPLETE.

Character Study. OOC, OC! Male Indonesia. Japan bertanya kenapa Indonesia bersikap dingin pada Australia. "Indonesia adalah musuhku yang menghalangi ambisiku". "Aku nggak akan kalah begitu saja darinya". Summary gak mutu, review please! Not yaoi!

Re-write: GirlHarry It's the last day of Harry Potter's fourth year at Hogwarts. A plan is in the making and the three remaining Champions have decided to do what the tournament was originally for. Complete Summary inside.

Kiku memikirkan seorang wanita sawo matang yang dulu pernah disakitinya. Lalu bencana melanda negara wanita itu... Dan Kiku tidak tinggal diam... Maaf, gak pintar bikin summary. RnR please!

Perbedaan stereotip antara keempat negara-negara berbahasa Inggris. Starring: Australia, Canada, America, and England. Warning: Humor gagal.

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A story of a Facebook status wall showing the content and lives of our favourite Hogwarts students. Draco's relationship status, Harry's new live online, and much more to come! Pansy gets dumped, Daphne hooks up. Will best friends become enemies?

AU: What if Oswald's jealousy consumed him during all those years in The Wasteland. What if his hatred for Mickey was that much more potent... Very Dark Oswald! Sorry to fellow fans. I like Light Oswald just as much as you do, Really! Plz R&R!

Sifat Indonesia berubah 180,03 derajat setelah disihir England. Dan yang paling sial terkena imbasnya adalah Malaysia yang menjadi 'tumbal' untuk menjagai kakaknya... not permanently seme!Indonesia

"Gue punya pacar kok! Cewek, orang Kanada, rambutnya pirang dan matanya violet." Yah, setidaknya itu lah yang tadi Alfred katakan. Salah satu penyebab kenapa Matthew sekarang mengenakan gaun, make-up, dan wig. This won't end well...

Many nations fell in love with magnificent mortals that forever changed their history. Follow these nations as each one of them remember their tragic memories of their lost beloveds. NationxHuman

Sometimes, love doesn't work out the way you want it to. For Molly, the loss of her best friend didn't seem plausible. But then Luna came along... One-shot song-fic. Based on Adele's song, "Someone Like You".

Perpisahan memang berat. Apalagi jika sudah terbiasa bersama selama hampir 300 tahun lebih. Memang, dia pernah berpisah dengan dirinya sebelumnya. Tapi, kenapa sekarang terasa lebih berat? BelandaxIndonesiaxJepang.

Ze is van mij. Nesia telah menentukan pilihannya sekarang/ AU. Bloody. NetherlandxOCfem!NesiaxJapan. A wedding fic for gabyucchiP. RnR?

Angela just came in for a drink: She, Maya and Kathy really didn't expect to hear a love confession; espically one from the reserved cook. Some things are better left unknown, aren't they? Oneshot for you on April the 1st ;D

Karma? Jangan membuatnya tertawa. Sejak awal dia dan para penduduknya, baik yang masih TK maupun yang sudah tua, tahu bahwa mereka hidup berdampingan dengan neraka. Historical, kinda. Based on Tohoku Earthquake in March 2011. No pairing...I think.

Konferensi fujoshi yang dihadiri Liechtenstein untuk pertama kali ini diawali pameran fotografi dan diakhiri...taruhan berani mati. UPDATED. Rating up for extremely suggestive hints. Warning: Yaoi. Dalam dosis cukup tinggi. Silakan kabur bagi yang alergi

Singapore berusaha mengatasi rasa kesepiannya yang justru membuatnya sakit jiwa. Ia berharap tidak pernah terlahir di keluarga autis ini. AU, OC!Melayu Family .:nana-koyama ganti pen name karna bosen:.

Kumpulan drabble hetalia. : Warning: contains slash, m/m,OC. :D Don't like, don't read. XD

SPIN-OFF dari 'Godfather'. Liburan lima hari di pantai, makan enak, pemandangan bagus, serta cinta yang bersemi di tengah deburan ombak. Liburan sempurna yang semakin membaik ketika badai luar biasa ganas datang. RATED M. YAOI. THREESOME. COMPLETE!

Di musim panas, hal paling asik dilakukan adalah... "BUKA BAJU!" -PLAK- Maaf, Junpei ngaco. Jawabannya goukon! Oleh karena itu, Junpei dan para cowok SEES pergi goukon ke Mandragora. Apa yang akan mereka temukan? P3. One-shot. Crack?

Hum... Rencana Indonesia untuk merdeka dari Netherlands terus berlanjut. Kali ini, apakah Indonesia dapat memperoleh kemerdekaannya? Ataukah akan mendapat kesialan lagi? Pair NetherIndo. RnR...?

Berputarlah, kincir merah darah. Sebagai perayaan akan padamnya api di hati. Menarilah, kincir merah darah. Sebagai peringatan akan datangnya tragedi. Based on North Sea Flood in 1953. Historical oneshot.

Are some secrets really better left untold? Wizard isn't sure what to believe when, at Molly's request, he peers into her husband's heart in order to find the perfect gift for their anniversary. COMPLETE

Hilangnya suara Nesia, datangnya sifat narsis Netherlands, dan satu kejutan yang tak terduga. Oh, betapa romantisnya. :: NetherIndo. AU-ish?

One off, what would Walt Disney have said to his original creation?

"Dengan ini, pengadilan Belanda memutuskan: tersangka Portugal, didakwa telah membuntingkan Indonesia bin Holland, BERSALAH!" "Tidak, Papiih! Jangan tinggalkan aku!" Oh, ya, cerita kelahiran East Timor memang segila ini. Male!PortFem!IndNeth.

Setiap kapal yang bertemu dengan Kapal Hantu atau lebih dikenal dengan Flying Dutchman itu tidak akan selamat. My 1st historical story. Pairing : NetherexNesia coret Koninkrijk Der Nederlanden x Indische

How can i repay you, brother mine? How can I expect you to forgive? Clinging to the past, I shared a part, and shattered your chance to live. Oswald and Mickey brotherly love one-shot.

Hmm… Gimana ya, jika sendainya Indonesia berencana mengalahkan Netherlands dan akan memerdekakan dirinya setelah sekian lama dijajah? Akankah rencana Indonesia berhasil? Ataukah akan terjadi hal tak terduga? NetherIndo! Mind to review?

Nether/Nesia. "Mari kutunjukkan rumah kita. Rumah yang kubuat atas karaktermu yang unik memikat. Tak sedikitpun terlewat, mulai dari toilet sampai pagar berkawat. Mas kawin dariku untukmu."

It's obvious to Kathy and Maya that Chase likes Angela, but since his social skills aren't going to get him a girlfriend anytime soon, they decide to step in and help.

Dua orang pemuda saling membuang muka seakan mereka akan muntah jika menatap wajah satu sama lain. Walaupun mereka mempunyai darah Eropa, bukan jaminan bahwa mereka bisa akur. NetherexNesiaxAus. Warn: AU; OOC; fem!Indo.

DEAD STORY! AU. The Girl-Who-Lived discovers the wizarding world and unearths secrets that could change her life forever. Or end it. Fifth Year.

Follow the days of our fellow ASEAN countries and their relations with the other countries in the world and their histories.

Thailand datang telat pada rapat dunia dan ia membawa kejutan. Oh Tuhan, kenapa dunia sungguh tidak adil? Warning : OOC buat jaga2

Sejarah Indo-chan ala Hetalia. Dimulai dari pendaratan dua pelaut eropa dan penemuan mereka, dua saudara serumpun.. dan kehidupan mereka.

Drabble. Yang awal mulanya hanyalah cuap-cuap ala cewek Malaysia dengan Indonesia, entah kenapa berlanjut menjadi pembicaraan—u-um, pertengkaran, siapa yang lebih 'ganteng'—Melayucest. Hint one-sided NetheIndo, one-sided MalayEng.

Indonesia mengadakan uji nyali spesial untuk merayakan Halloween.

/50 drabbles Melayucest edition/ Di antara kita hanya ada cinta, benci, dan ASEAN. maleMALAYSIAxmaleINDONESIA

AU. Kamu mengangkat gaun pengantinmu, lalu pergi meninggalkan altar pernikahan. Netherlands memanggilmu, tapi kamu tidak perduli. Satu-satunya hal yang kamu perdulikan adalah, pulang ke sisi Kiku tercinta. NetherNesiaJapan.

Holland mau mudik ke Indonesia, tapi perjalanan menjadi "awesome" karena kedatangan orang-orang tak diundang. Warning: OOC, OOT, gaje, jayus, abal, mulut Romano.

"HIII! Saya mau diapakan?" "Seks. Satu malam dan akan kubayar." Indonesia hanyalah bellboy super sial yang selalu jadi magnet para tamu gay. Dan tidak, dilecehkan tamu tampan dari Belanda tidak membuatnya beruntung. Netherxmale!Indo

Bagaimana kalau ternyata Netherlands adalah koloni Indonesia dan Indonesia adalah kompeni Netherlands? Check this out.

Peringatan tujuh belasan dengan lomba-lomba? Sudah biasa. Kalau peringatan tujuh belasan dengan para nation-tan sebagai peserta? Itu yang tidak biasa! Ditulis untuk peringatan kemerdekaan RI. Ch 6 UPDATED!

Indonesia sedang sibuk membersihkan rumahnya dari barang-barang tua, hingga ia menemukan sebuah gramofon tua serta sebuah piringan hitam. Lagu yang kemudian membangkitkan kenangannya akan masa lalu. Birthday-fic untuk Indonesia. ONESHOT. NO PAIRING.

Harvest Moon AP. One-shot. For the past five years, the highlight of Renee's week has been fishing with Toby. It's the same thing every time she has a day off. But today is different. Much different. Rated just to be safe.

What if Hikari finds the Blue Feather before Mira has a chance to explain it to her? In the course of a day, the hapless farmer manages to turn the town upside down by innocently running around with her discovery. .:Oneshot, Harvest Moon: Animal Parade:.

Pelajaran yang dipelajari Singapore hari itu: jangan meninggalkan iPhone-mu sembarangan jika kau punya dua saudara super nista macam Indonesia dan Malaysia!

All she could do after two entire seasons was watch enviously as Hikari passed each lesson while Chase rejected dish after dish from her.

Indonesia sudah beberapa kali dijajah,ia sudah terbiasa dengan semua rasa sakit di hatinya. Tapi negara yang satu ini tidak memberikannya rasa sakit-ia memberikan sebuah perasaan hangat yang tidak bisa diidentifikasi oleh Indonesia. England & Indonesia.

Indonesia berefleksi akan penjajahan.

Netherlands in Wold War 2. More like; Netherlands in the rebellion, trying to protect his country and colonies.

Jadi, sesudah Malaysia, sekarang Netherlands yang meng-klaim kebudayaan Indonesia? Warning! OC MaleIndonesia.

IndoXMalay OC. Terkadang menjadi kembar itu tak pernah baik. Tetapi, bahkan samudra pun takkan bisa membendung luapan cinta yang ditumpahkan oleh kembar itu untuk satu sama lain. Now deemed COMPLETE.

3 cerita dengan genre yang berbeda : Jealously, AmericavsRussia dan tambahan tentang ASEAN. Random story! OC ASEAN kecuali Thailand dan Vitenam.

Castanet Island is in danger! If someone doesn't do something soon, the town will collapse on itself! Finn has been asigned by the Goddess to fix this situation. Too bad the only people who can see him are GODDAMNED IDIOTS. AP, Finn's POV CRACKFIC

Kill the Mouse, Take his House, Win Father's love back, in a Snap, Get a Snack!" All he ever wanted was to be loved by Walt Disney...

*Chapter 2 UP!* “I told you to call me Trent when we’re alone, didn’t I?” Claire and Doctor. First time writing in English. Lime/Lemon.

Sequel dari Furiijia."Kenapa wanita itu sulit dimengerti? Benar-benar menyebalkan." "Kenapa kau tanya? Sudah berapa kali aku diare selama satu minggu akibat jadi kelinci percobaanmu?" TrentXKai-bukan yaoi!- Slight TrentXClaire, KaiXPopuri. All Kai's POV.

Musim dingin. Musim yang paling kusukai. Tapi tidak bila demam dan harus bersabar ditemani oleh Dokter stoic yang menyebalkan. TrentXClaire. Katakan saja... Plot tidak jelas. One-shot. Diharap berkenan untuk flame fic nan abal ini. Hanya ngedit kok.

The first Harry Potter novel, if Harry had been born a girl who looks like Lily with James' eyes. Will people react differently? Will she still befriend the same people? Will she be able to stop Quirrell in time? Only time will tell!

Tambahkan seorang peserta gak jelas dengan om-om gak guna kelas 6 SD. Inilah 'Are you smarter than a sixth grader'. Warning: OOC and all! Rnr?

Meskipun Indonesia cuma punya 6 bos, jangan salah, dia sudah punya banyak pengalaman-pengalaman dengan bos-bosnya… Indonesia, Presiden-Presiden . HUMOR dan PARODY, bukan untuk dianggap serius!

Tunggu, ini bukan Star Trek2009: REBOOT! DX *Author di hajar*. Ini Hetare Facebook Error: REBOOT! Lebih nggak matching? Just for fun, boys and girls... ;D

Mungkin, jika diberi kesempatan untuk mengulang waktu kembali, Indonesia tidak akan pernah mau menerima uluran tangan Netherlands pada hari itu. WARNING : SLASH, OCxOC, underage sex, dub-con, non-con, abuse. DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ!

Laki-laki pendek cenderung imut itu mengumpat-umpat kesal, mengurut dahinya frustasi. Baru saja adiknya Malaysia marah padanya, eh sekarang perutnya sakit setengah mati. Ndang lungaa, perkoro!

Saat Indonesia membutuhkan bantuan, disanalah dia, tersenyum ramah padanya. IndoPan. Jangan bakar saya.

A short conversation between Gill and Angela, chalked full of subliminal messages. They are in deep denial, I swear! Not too angsty, but it fits better than any other genre second to romance. More info in the A.N.

Netherlands membawa sesuatu untuk Indonesia. Omake!

DISCONTINUED. Indonesia memang tidak menyukai Netherlands, tapi kenapa dia tidak bisa lepas darinya? *NetherxIndoxJapan* Chapter 7: Daisuki

Hetalia di tambah Facebook: Kaga maching. Just for fun, folks. :D

Dalam rangka merayakan 60 tahun kerjasama Russia-RI

Mickey Mouse is thrown headfirst into a dark, twisted world of forgotten DIsney creations. Armed with a magical paintbrush, and a gremlin named Gus, Mickey will have to fight against a terrible monster and a jealous half-brother to survive and get home.

mimpi buruk itu memang tidak menyenangkan... sama juga di kasus Indonesia. Holland x Indonesia, one-shot. I’m suck at making summary jadi baca sajalah... warning: little OOC, OC

Lets just say Akari and Gill dont get off on the right foot...in fact they break out into a mini war. Who will win? AkariXGill with maybe a little AkariXChihaya

Maya decides to bring her daughter with her when she airs her daily cooking program, and promptly receives an Epic Failing. Random fluffy story taking place after Maya and Chase get married.

Luke comes up with the great plan to steal Gill's diary, only he drags Chase along. Gill now faces the problem of everyone knowing what's in his diary. one-shot. please reveiw!

Waffle Town is really small and really boring. What's a poor girl like Akari to do to pass the time? Play Games! This is a story about friends coming together and the sillyness that can happen everyday.

Orang yang paling bahagia di dunia bisa menggunakan Cermin Tarsah seperti cermin biasa. Yaitu, kalau dia memandang cermin itu dia hanya melihat dirinya seperti apa adanya, Severus. Birthday Fic untuk Severus Snape

not mine, found it on Facebook and wanted to share. funny, stupid pickup lines.