Hi!! I am Roy-Ki...

...and I am Sky-Lu. This is not my real name, and it's not my sisters either. She will kill you if you pm asking.

Well, so will you!!

Yeah, but you have control of the email.

True true...

And you're the one of us over 13...

Again, you're right!! I'm the special one, you see ;-)

Yeah right!! Shut up, Kitty!!

Meet my brother... He's adorable really.

Seriously, shut up now.

Shutting up. You're going to have to put up with a lot of this you know, darling readers.

We've made lego figures of ourselveves and are playing 'What happened on echo base before the attle of Hoth'

I live in a sad world...

And Kitty is going to type it up and post it!! Oh no, do NOT do that!!!

Kitty's copy and pastes...

Welcome to the twenty-first century, most people are GAY!

Repost this if you hate homophobia too!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I won’t risk loosing my family and friends.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don’t believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to “teach me a lesson”

~IF YOU THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG THEN REPOST THIS

You throw words at me as if to prove a point, but the only thing you have proven is your inferiority.

If you cried when you read the statements above, copy and paste this to your profile.

xXx

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

xXx

Finally made her stop. That's it for now!!!

Ha ha, no it's not... I'm talking!!

And I'm shutting your laptop!!

Nooooo!!! Don't break Bob!!!

Tough.

9 year old bully... Lolz, later guys!!

Kitty & Chris
oxoxo

Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! OMG, Sky-Lu is gonna kill me... Copy and Pastes!!!!

~~If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.~~

~~If your favorite pairings are the ones that are rarely written, rarely thought of, hated, or given a 'WTF?!' by others, and your PROUD of it, copy and paste this into your profile~~

~~If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this into your profile.~~

~~If you are obsessed with fanfiction, put this in your profile.~~

~~If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile ~~

~~If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (Raven, Snape, WWII, etc.)~~

~~If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. ~~

~~If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile.~~

xXx

████ You say prep - I say Individuality

████ you say pink - I say Black

████ you say X Factor- ROXAS!! Eeeeeppp!!

████ You say Paris Hilton - I say Gerard Way

████ You say Pop - I say Rock

████ You say Hannah Montana - I say My Chemical Romance

████ you say im weird - Yep!

xXx

Subject: Scrabble

This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much
spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)!

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

xXx

Mwah ha ha, I'm so bad...

Roy-Ki