Damn, I suppose I'll have to speak for Ume-teme now too, cause she's too lazy to get off her ass and type. This account is pretty random, but since this is my email address, we'll let that go.

Ume is...well, she's a teme, but she's an awesome teme so we can disregard that...although she won't. I dare you to take this later, teme -

Anyways, we're both teenagers, so old hentais are out (this includes eros). We both have a bit of a problem with yaoi (as in, we adore it), but yuri is out. Say "Sas-GAY" and the chances are good Ume will start laughing. Oh, and she has a thing for POTC and LOTR.

Ume-chan's fav color is blue (or black, dun remeber right now, not enough sugar)

She loves Shika-kun, Deidara-donna-kun (only she is awesome enough to add 2 suffixes and still sound ok), and KANKY! (I think that's Kankurou in Ume-speak). She also has a thing for Kyo from Fruits Basket (or as she says "KYON-KYON!!"). She hearts Bleach.

She was also born on the same day as Gaara. Most people don't know when that is, so that's ok.

In general, Ume-chan is an all-around badass. She looooves Jrock, wouldn't live without it, and enjoys learning languages, then tormenting her siblings by causing havic with her knowledge.

Oh, I have to say something now too, huh? I'm Ryu. Yes, I actually AM a girl, though you would probably never know that because my brain patterns are that of an eighteen year old male.

I have no favorite color, food, song, anime, or style of music. I enjoy explosives, fire, weapons, loud music, languages, and Oh. My. God. orgasm ROLLER COASTERS.

I also have no favorite characters or pairings because it's so hard to choose. Loved animes/mangas are Angel Sanctuary, Bleach, Chobits, Fruits Basket, Fullmetal Alchemist, InuYasha, Loveless, Naruto, and Ranma 1/2.

That's all. Woah, I congraulate those of you who actually bothered to read all this.