TinaMustDiehide bio
 Author has written 12 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Harry Potter, and Naruto. TinaMustDie is... A writer of oneshots. What can I say? I'm a space cadet. A writer of angst. Happy stories are harder to write than they look. An eccentric. I spend my days doodling Godzilla in a sombrero on my math homework. A notorious lazy ass. If there were a class about slacking off, I'd be be the teacher. And I'd fail you all. An acquired taste. Like brussel sprouts, or Cher. A lover of commas. Because the little guys don't get enough credit. A high school student. Homework can go commit a murder-suicide with Pop Quiz. Addicted to soda. Drinking my way to an ulcer one acidic beverage at a time. Going to march a platoon into a wall one day. Just because I can. TinaMustDie Loves... Chocolate Nazi Milk (And I'm a Jew!) Old People (They smell funny and give you candy that tastes like IcyHot.) That One Nun That Keeps Trying To Exorcise Me (She's great for parties.) Her School (Military school.Cause I'm gangster like that.) Stupid People (I live in Florida,there's an abundance of them.That stereotype?So true.) Her Baby Brother (Mother=Irish.Stepfather=Native American.Mother+Stepfather=Drinking problem waiting to happen.) Speaking Chinese (Ching wo ma bitches!) Starting Sentances With And and But (Improper grammer,but I love it so much...) Sometimes Sincerely, TinaMustDie |
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Scattered Thoughts by randomsomeone reviews
A collection of unrelated, mostly lighthearted GaaSaku ficlets. The pair seems to enjoy abusing each other . . .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,891 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 11/14/2018 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Clean Through by AubreyWitch reviews
She’s not responding, and suddenly he has the irrepressible urge to grab her, crush his lips against hers and taste her. Anything to know she’s real—alive. Contains LEMONS NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,802 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 3,720 - Follows: 2,862 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,594 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6845 - Favs: 4,063 - Follows: 2,771 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Eternal Youth by Red Lioness reviews
Chase Young is reduced to a powerless child by a strange spell and ends up in the care of Jack Spicer. I've seen this concept countless times and figured: One more can't hurt! Rated 'T' for naughty words, sexual references and violence in later chapters
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,187 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Jack, Chase - Complete
Rain Petals by Sedentary Wordsmith reviews
A collection of 26 unrelated drabbles, all Sasuke-centric, themed alphabetically. Also includes Naruto's, Kakashi's, Kisame's, and Itachi's POVs. For all your angsty Sasuke needs! Chapter Z up: This is where it all begins and ends. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,875 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Pensieve of Shame by MatoakaWilde reviews
Jump into the Pensieve of Shame and discover the dirty laundry hidden in the our favorite and not so favorite character's closets! If only Rita Skeeter could get her hands on this! formally titled 'What are the Harry Potter Characters Ashamed of'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 14,626 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008
Bound to love? by Maydrei reviews
When Gaara and Sakura literally get stuck with each other, how will they cope? Having to share Sakura's tiny apartment is sure to cause some problems...but what happens when a deep hunger grows in Gaara, and it isn't food he's after?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,117 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Prayer by BlackElement7 reviews
Now I lay me down to sleep; I pray the Lord my soul to keep. And if I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 3,462 - Follows: 772 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 4,418 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Hush Little Baby by ohwhatsherface reviews
Naruto, Sakura. Sakura, the men in her life, and how they all abandon her. Usually.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Endeavour by Fushigi Kismet reviews
A side story to Colour of Kyou. It can be read separately, but it's probably best to read it after the main story. Again, told from Kyou's POV.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Kyo S. - Complete
Colour of Kyou by Fushigi Kismet reviews
An AU character piece that takes place after a confrontation with Akito that turned out very badly for the cast. Written from Kyou's POV.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Kyo S. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7265 - Favs: 6,049 - Follows: 2,574 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Three Days by Lotos-Eater reviews
The Nara doth protest too much, methinks. [ShikaTema, lime lime !lemon!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,185 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 82 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
HauntFest: House of Horrors by backlash symphony reviews
The final rule is, do not, under any circumstances, touch the actors. You paid to get scared. They’re doing their jobs and scaring you. If you touch them, they can touch you. HidaSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Charity and Red Wine by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Narcissa knows exactly what death tastes like. [Narcissa kills five people. One shot. Dark.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Narcissa M. - Complete
Ten Things by Suki reviews
She hated that he reversehated her. [SanMir]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Miroku, Sango - Complete
Light on a Distant Hill by Videre reviews
[postDH] Grief threatens to tear the once rocksolid Weasley family to pieces. With one brother lost and two brothers almost beyond saving, the appearance of a familiar, odd girl may be an unexpected chance for them to begin to heal. [A GW and LL story]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,617 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - George W., Luna L.
Triangles With Linear Qualities by rcaqua reviews
Jacob doesn't even like geometry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 4,369 - Follows: 939 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
I didn't steal them! I liberated them! by lunakatrina reviews
"What on Earth were you found doing in a drunken binge this time, Potter?""I was actually not drunk!" Harry exclaimed loudly and petulantly. "I actually did this of my own free and good will toward my fellow living thing."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 246 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ubiquitous by kc-archive reviews
Zabuza & Sakura. Ten years later, and she doesn't even remember his name. He was her past. He was her nothing. And now he is her responsibility.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Zabuza M., Sakura H. - Complete
Leather and Libraries by MyPhoenixLament reviews
100 Draco x Hermione drabbles written for drabbles100 on LJ. Whatever your favorite genre, you're certain to find it here! Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 14,266 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Theory by Dying Romance reviews
“I am not a lesbian!” Hermione said, exasperated. “Yes, you are. Just admit it. Millicent would love to have you,” Draco insisted. “I like boys!” He raised an eyebrow. “Prove it by kissing a guy then.” OOC OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Catching Butterflies by Lady Lithe reviews
Okay. Breathe. Good, got that down. Okay, so she comes here at about one o'clock. Okay, okay. Pull yourself together! You’re the son of James Potter! On second thought…knowing how long it took for him to get Mom, maybe that's not a such a good thing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
To Burn by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Sirius's descent into madness, in thirteen steps. [One shot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
Season Two Remix: Shirtless Zuko Style by Jakia reviews
The sequel of the damned. 20 more situations that would've ended differently had Zuko done it shirtless.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Zuko - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2377 - Favs: 4,533 - Follows: 3,840 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Go With the Tide by Tantz reviews
HPFA Winner of Best JKR Character portrayal, for Severus Snape! Snape retrieves an injured Harry from the Dursleys-- only this time, the damage is more permanent, and Snape is not prepared to be cuddly. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,461 - Reviews: 1766 - Favs: 2,872 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Pursuing Lily Evans by ohsnap its potter reviews
The Marauders chose to video tape their days at Hogwarts, their pranks, and James' desperate attempts at winning Lily's heart. What happens when Harry stumbles upon these old videos? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,891 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Season One Remix: Shirtless Zuko Style by Jakia reviews
20 situations that would have ended different had Zuko done it shirtless. [crackfic. not to be taken seriously. many, many pairings. humor]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Zuko - Complete
Jack by Amarielah reviews
A brief exploration into the character of Jack Spicer.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Jack - Complete
20 Truths About Uzumaki Naruto And Haruno Sakura by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Naruto has loved Sakura since they were fifteen, when she punched the ground and created a minor earthquake. Written for the 20 truths lj community.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 95 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Turning Points by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Every now and then, someone comes into our lives who changes us irrevocably, whether or not we want them to. Uzumaki Naruto, the makings of a legend, and the people around him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,951 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/11/2006 - Published: 11/1/2005
Unmatchmakers by Jakia reviews
Lt. Jee and several other soldiers decide to get their fortune told, only to find out that their own Prince Zuko is going to fall for a Waterbender! Now, it’s a race against time and fate as the solders try to stop this from happening! [zutara humor]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,601 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Going Crazy by Slythindor reviews
Draco has gone insane. Tricks have been unleashed all week. Ron thinks it's hilarious, Harry wonders whats gotten into him, and Hermione is appalled. What's gotten into Draco?(One-shot bit of humour)Features Draco Malfoy with sausages & the pelvic thrusts
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/15/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
28 Days by Torenza reviews
Complete Kikyo's a nurse, Miroku's a surgeon (the hands on sort), Inuyasha's a doctor, Sango's the peskiest patient in the world and Shippo is a kid who 'doesn't talk', and kagome has 28 days to live. And this is a humour fic?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,065 - Reviews: 2185 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/18/2003 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Complete
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Blotto reviews
There were only so many words that could describe Scorpius Malfoy, and sane wasn't one of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,565 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Scorpius M.
When Dancing With Dieties reviews
When you're on Team Seven, even your weakest link is a monster. Kabuto just hadn't known any better. AU and OOC. Tina's back with crack!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Kabuto Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Skies Are Gray reviews
He's the sun, but danger is the rain, and Sakura knows better than to rush head-first into a storm.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Hush reviews
Neither of them really need to say it.Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Blaise Z. - Complete
Sacrifice reviews
It's a sadistic move more than anything.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Foolish reviews
Maybe it runs in the family.Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Cat and Mouse reviews
She plays the cat,and he plays the mouse,and the game isn't fun anymore.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Zuko
Legacy reviews
They say like father, like son. Scorpius Malfoy knows this only too well. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Scorpius M. - Complete
Blue reviews
And he kind of hopes it makes him sick.Au oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Draco M. - Complete
Malady reviews
Because that's what happens when you send children to war. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Itching Palm reviews
Desperation is their shepherd, they shall always want. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete