Heyy!

Pen Name: Amateur Author

Real Name: Not quite sure (haha)

Age: I'll be 14 in November

Biggest Fear: Public Speaking (Speaking in front a crowd, in gerneral. I get all shakey and red in the race. My stomach gets packed to the top with butterflies, moths, lady bugs, and all kinds of fluttery things. I also go pale and feel like crying. It's a serious problem)

Well I have always loved reading, and I have written some short stories, but that's it. I'm kinda crazy, but really, who isn't? I think it's hilarious to laugh like a maniac, than laugh even harder when I recieve weird looks. :P

Likes: (not necessarily in order)

Monty Python and the Holy Grail, making people laugh, laughing like a maniac, boys (hehe), sleeping in, watching TV, reading, hot chocolate, white chocolate, milk chocolate, pretty much chocolate in general (but not dark chocolate, yeurgh), boost juice, watching movies, snuggles, music, my iPod, Zuko, Momo, Toph, The Cabbage Guy, Bender (from Futurama), taking photos, cooking, getting out of speaking in front of a crowd, telling off my dad, moving house, rainy days and fantasizing.

Hates:

Speaking in front of a crowd, a clean bedroom, girls who think they're all that, meeting new people, awkward moments, braces (getting them on Friday! Ahhh!!), maths homework, teachers, wearing the school sports uniform (do you know how short the shorts are?!), feeling sick, headaches, my step-mum, missing out something imporant (or fun!) and the smell of my brother's breath in the morning (it's guiness world record material).

Favourite Quotes:

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Katara - I"m just glad we have another girl in the group, because you two are disgusting.

Toph - Excuse me, does anyone have a razor? Because I've got some haaairy pits.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

French Soldier - Of course I am french! Why do you think I have zis ridiculous french accent?

French Soldier - We don't need a Holy Grail! We already have one!
King Arthur - You already have one?
French Soldier - Yes! It's very nice!
French Soldier - whispers to the other french soldiers - I told him we already have one
Other French Soldiers - - snicker -

French Soldier - I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

French Soldier - Un cadeau.
Other French soldiers: A what?
French soldier - A present.
Other French soldiers: Oh. Un cadeau.
Other French soldiers: Oui oui!
French soldier - Allons y!
Other French soldiers: What?
French Soldier - Let's go!
Other French soldiers: Oh.

King of Swamp Castle - Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.

Sir Bedevere - What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3 - Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedavere - A newt?
Peasant 3 - [meekly after a long pause ... I got better.
Crowd - shouts - Burn her anyway!

1st soldier with a keen interest in birds Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur Not at all. They could be carried.

Sir Bedevere: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
King Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

King of Swamp Castle: When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.

There's so much more I could quote from that movie, but I think that's enough.

So, that's pretty much it!

TTFN

(Ta ta for now. Tigger says it. :D)