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Joined 01-21-11, id: 2714920, Profile Updated: 04-25-11
Author has written 2 stories for Roswell.

Hello there! We are Ashita and Whimsicality, two fanfic readers and writers who, as our username might suggest, primarily write polar fanfic although we dabble in other UC pairings as well. We have beta’d for each other for a while now (you can see our individual accounts here under whimsycality and Ashita polar), and in the process discovered that we have creepily similar brains, to the point where some people *cough* Alison *cough*have suggested that we’re actually the same person. Which really, would be darn impressive considering how prolific we both are.

Anyways, since we’re not the same person (or so we think…) we created this account for those fics which are truly joint efforts. At the moment there are only two of those, both mostly snarktastic, but there will be more to come and who knows, our angst muses might decide they love each other too. So! Read and enjoy and feel free to check out our individual fics as well.

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So, after a lot of discussion (and envy because KiaraAlexisKlay had a name for her muse), Whims and I decided to name our muses so that way when we are complaining about them, we can call them by name. Hence forth my (Ashita's) muse shall be known as Andika, or Andi for short and Whimsicality's shall be known as Bob.

Michael: (suspiciously) Who the hell are you?
Andi: (cheerfully) I'm your fairy Godmother's muse.
Kyle: (hesitantly) And you?
Bob: I'm your fairy Godmother's muse.
Kyle: (exasperated) Why do you get the girl?
Michael: (smirking) 'Cause I'm a sexy bastard, midget.

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Our Fics

The Great Magical Fridge Caper - AU, UC Ensemble Oneshot. Something mysterious is happening in Michael’s refrigerator; investigation, banter, and crack ensues.

What Liz Was Really Thinking - A series of spoofs on various Roswell scenes. Contains mocking, character bashing, and general sillyness. Liz Centric with Polar undertones.

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Other Fics

We also have a Liz/Michael/Alex centric Roswell/Merry Gentry Crossover entitled A Touch of Fey that can be found on roswellfanatics dot net, due to the fic guidelines here on FF.

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Green by HinaKicksAss reviews
"Dray. They're touching me in places they shouldn't." The Slytherin paled. Everyone knew how possessive Draco was. Especially with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 175 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3595 - Favs: 6,367 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Follow the Dragon by faithwood reviews
Harry Potter has a secret admirer. Oh, who could it be? HPDM. Slash. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy: A Vampire by faithwood reviews
Draco Malfoy is a vampire. Harry likes it more than he is willing to admit. This is a dark tale of Draco's vampiric ways. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Being Jessie Carmichael by faithwood reviews
No matter how awful it was being Jessie Carmichael, Draco was willing to suffer through the horror in order to get what he really wanted. The only problem was — he didn't know what he really wanted. Cute!Draco alert. Hogwarts!fic. FLUFF. EWE. SLASH DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,325 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Losing Control, but Still Fighting by faithwood reviews
Due to a psychopath on the loose, Draco gets another chance to contemplate Harry Potter's Gryffindor nature, and concludes that Potter needs some saving as well. DMHP. SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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What Liz Was Really Thinking reviews
A series of spoofs on various Roswell scenes. Includes mocking, some character bashing, and lots of silliness. Liz Centric with Polar undertones.
Roswell - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,809 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Liz P., Michael G.
The Great Magical Fridge Caper
Something mysterious is happening in Michael's refrigerator; investigation, banter, and crack ensues. Ensemble Fic, UC Pairings.
Roswell - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,211 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Complete