MonocleWearingChickenhide bio
Author has written 1 story for Five Nights at Freddy´s. Drunk and in possession of a computer... Ok, well I should start off with the fact I am a big old school horror fan. My top favorite horror stories and movies fall everywhere between the 50's to the late 80's, early 90's. I also love horror games, though I should mention I am a huge coward and have a tendency to freak out around blood, seriously cant stand the stuff. I am a bit of a Si-fi head too. I grew up on a diet of Star Wars and Star Trek, Dr Who, transformers cartoons and William Gibson novels. I love reading, though I suck at writing thanks to a heavy case of dyslexia, but I am trying to work on that. I live in a niche somewhere in Australia, it's nice down here, I like it. Art and nature both inspire me and heal the soul, so I am into them too. As a byproduct I am also fascinated by sciences of all sorts and love completely random, and useless facts that I use, to great extent, to bore my patient friends and family. Suppose that's the bare bones right there. |
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Under Qualified by JoyceCLynn reviews
Applying to work at Arkham: poor career choice. Faking your credentials to get the job: illegal. Taking over Dr. Comb's sessions with the Scarecrow until Arkham can find a replacement doctor: lethally stupid. (Dark/Light Themes)
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,768 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Scarecrow/J. Crane, OC
Recollection by The Layabout reviews
"He came to work every morning on time, his face clean-shaven and his clothes immaculate. He had been a model employee whom everyone seemed to love, but he was not without quirks."
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2015 - Phone Guy, The Murderer/William Afton - Complete
Once a Decepticon… by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. As the war between Autobots and Decepticons escalates, Thundercracker makes a last stand against himself. Sequel to 'Deviant' and final part of my Thundercracker trilogy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,742 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Thundercracker
Our Darkest Hour by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. When an unprecedented event causes a radical alteration in the programming of every Transformer, the Autobots turn against everything they held sacred whilst the Decepticons stand as the only hope left for humanity.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,083 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Megatron, Optimus Prime
Collision by The Feesh reviews
What happens to a Mustang when a garbage truck T bones it at 60 mph? I don't know. Neither did Barricade. Bayverse, post 2007 movie. Reviews are what keeps me going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,276 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Barricade
The Left Leg by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. An unfortunate incident during a battle merges Wildrider and Air Raid with the wrong Gestalt. Will the Stunticons and the Aerialbots manage to adapt to their new teammates or will they tear them apart in the process? Life is one ironic slagger.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,489 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Wildrider, Air Raid
Diamonds by QoS reviews
Wildrider gives a friend a birthday present. Takes place two years after "The Girl Who Loved Wildrider".
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Wildrider - Complete
Crash Course by QoS reviews
An accident turns the Stunticons into humans. Now the Decepticons think they're traitors, while the other humans think they're eccentric, dangerous... and occasionally, dead sexy. And it only gets worse from there. Written by Anon Decepticon & QoS.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 187,351 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Breakdown, Dead End - Complete
The Poveglian Vendetta by Angry Archer reviews
G1: A year has passed since Rumble and Frenzy visited one of Earth's darkest haunts, but after strange events in the Nemesis occur they soon discover that the real nightmare has only just begun. /Sequel to Isola Di Poveglia/ T for Language.HIATUS
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 117,247 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Frenzy, Soundwave
Highway to Hell by Angry Archer reviews
G1: The Stunticons have individual encounters on one of America's most haunted roads.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,686 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Motormaster, Breakdown
Despicable Mo…tormaster by Taipan Kiryu reviews
Megatron orders the Stunticons to acquire a pivotal element in his newest plan, namely a four year old human girl. Story inspired by 'Despicable Me', starring the ruthless leader of the Stunticons… and Agnes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,623 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Motormaster
Alone by CasusFere reviews
Another product of the Random Pairing Generator. The Stunticons find themselves captured - and the Autobots try to rehabilitate them. Smokescreen, however, has never been quite as honorable as the rest of the Autobots. Dub con, dark themes
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Smokescreen, Drag Strip - Complete
A House Divided by QoS reviews
The Stunticons have had enough of Motormaster, and he "disappears" under suspicious circumstances. But they're not sure whether he's really dead or coming back for revenge, and their new leader has to hold together a team that's rapidly falling apart.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,032 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Dead End, Motormaster
Awakenings by QoS reviews
The first few seconds after Vector Sigma programs the Stunticons - from their points of view.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Motormaster, Dead End
Humbug by Angry Archer reviews
G1 Christmas Oneshot: Dead End analyzes Christmas and it's traditions. Then he destroys them. /Anti-Christmas fic- you have been warned/
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Dead End, Thundercracker - Complete
Speed Demons by QoS reviews
The 28s meme starring the Stunticons. Some chapters related, a few contain slash. Battles and Shakespeare, tricks and imprisonment, Autobots and their own flaws... nothing stands in the way when the 'con cars - and truck - hit the road.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,136 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009
Despair by Scottwave reviews
Dead End has a bad day. Even for him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Dead End - Complete
Jumpstart by anondecepticon reviews
On a lonely desert road, Wildrider and Drag Strip make a discovery. Slash, PwP one-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Drag Strip, Wildrider - Complete
The Girl Who Loved Wildrider by QoS reviews
When Wildrider is kicked out of the Decepticon base, he decides to find a human to keep him company. But the one he picks has more problems than just a Stunticon terrorist. Not a romance, despite the title.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,829 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Wildrider - Complete
Gifts, Then and Now by QoS reviews
Two combiner teams – Autobot and Decepticon – receive gifts from the same person, but under very different circumstances.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,913 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Twenty Eight Dead Ends by Dragoness Eclectic reviews
G1 Part of the 28 Dead End ficlets I'm writing for the 28s meme, about Dead End, the mopey!goth Stunticon. Mostly PG, but a few entries are slashy. Chapters not necessarily related.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,550 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Dead End
The Worst Race by QoS reviews
Drag Strip competes against another Stunticon in what will be the worst race of his life. And that was before the Combaticons bet on the other guy...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Drag Strip - Complete
Turn To Rust by WarlordFil reviews
On Post-G1 Charr, as the Decepticons spiral further into ruin, Dead End needs to seek within himself for a strength he didn't know he had. Oneshot, complete.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Dead End - Complete
Ronin by KayDeeBlu reviews
* Movie Verse 07 AU * - Unsure of who and what he truly is, Thundercracker takes up with the Autobots and finds himself on a self conflicted, difficult journey to the destiny that awaits.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,644 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Thundercracker
Purple rain by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Thundercracker must face the mistakes of his past as he tries to recover his most precious treasure. Without notice, all our life can be decided in one single moment.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,598 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Thundercracker, Skywarp - Complete
First Impressions by CasusFere reviews
A pair of Autobots find themselves injured and cut off from the others, being cared for by a neutral medic with an unconventional point of view. All OCs, set after the launch of the Ark in G1 and before the Autobots wake on Earth. Oneshot character study.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
To Protect and Serve by CasusFere reviews
Sequel to Line of Duty. Barricade's on the job with the LAPD, but not everyone in the department is happy with it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008
The Long Road Home by Conna Stevenson reviews
Damaged and unable to communicate with or even find his fellow Autobots, a lone survivor crashes to Earth and must locate Optimus and the others before a dangerous enemy arrives. Who can he trust, if he cannot tell friend from foe?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,622 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007
This Is The Way You Left Me by tomorrow4eva reviews
Dead End falls in love with a moody medic on temporary assignment to Earth. Written for Wayward's 'Not True Love' competition. Dead End x OC. G1. Reposted to fix formatting.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Dead End - Complete
Living Like A Disaster by Hello Captain and Shakahnna reviews
Possibly... no, definitely the best..no, the greatest Resident Evil fanfiction... no, infact it's better than canon...ever written. We are wonderful.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 172,208 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Complete
Running on Empty by Monoshiri reviews
The Transformers have been turned human, and the Decepticons are in disarray because of it. Striking out on their own, the Stunticons are forced to change and mature in a world they are not part of...and worse, they have to deal with L.A. traffic. Adapt
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,311 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 3/22/2006
A Hymn For The Things We Didn't Do by stillnotanotherone reviews
William Birkin is a man on the edge of madness, his final hour rapidly approaching, his genius giving way to insanity. How will he spend his last night on Earth? An angsty little oneshot.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Complete
Hateful Things by Monoshiri reviews
G1. A short piece about weakness and the forms it can take. MotormasterxBreakdown, dark slash, nastiness, verging on noncon.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Complete
With The Brakes Off by Monoshiri reviews
A short, bittersweet encounter between Wildrider of the Stunticons and Fireflight of the Aerielbots...character study, mild slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Complete
The Bicameral Mind reviews
Spring Bonnie had a simple pleasant existence, he made kids happy and that was the be all and end all of his life. But life never stays simple for long and now he has a very, very nasty inner demon he has to fight off before it devours his world and everything he was.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,440 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 5/20/2015 - Phone Guy, The Murderer/William Afton, Springtrap