Sleep deprived Reylo crack fic? You betcha! Kylo/Rey/Taylor Swift aka Darth Susan/Lana Del Rey/insomnia. If you're looking for serious Reylo fic, you better turn around now, sweaty. Also there's swears.

Look. I only slept for like 5 hours last night, and I had this dream that someone posted a fanfic of Kylo Ren rapping, and I presented a whole entire talk about why the chance of Reylo happening was infinitely greater than Kylo Ren ever rapping. So, here we are. This is crack-fic at best. ALSO, NOBODY FORCED YOU TO READ THIS! IF YOU GAZE UP ON THIS GARBAGE IT IS AT YOUR OWN RISK.