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Johnny Depp is my all time favorite actor. i mean he is frickin SEXY!

Gender: female

Statz: Single

Fav Books: Twilight, Maximum Ride

Fav types of Fanfics: Mushy lovey dovey romance fluff! (I'm no good at writing it but i love to read it!)

Fav color: Why would you care?

Here is a Maximum Ride disclaimer that i wrote, but is way too long. it is the best dislamier. (that's what i think)

Maximum Ride Disclaimer:

In a conference room, with you and the flock sitting at a table, discussing the matter of ownership.

Me: Okay guys, since I own you, let’s get down to business.

Max: I want to revote.

Me: What?! You can’t revote there is no one else to be your owner.

Gazzy: What about James Patterson?

Nudge: Yeah, I want to go back to him.

Me: No! You guys chose me because you didn’t like him. And I will give you anything you want.

Angel: I only chose you because you promised me that I wouldn’t be kidnapped anymore.

Just then two erasers walk in and stuff Angel into a burlap sack.

Gazzy: Angel! We have to get her!

Me: Don’t worry that’s the7 time she was kidnapped and we always get her.

Iggy: Yeah but someone always gets hurt. And I chose you because you said you would give me my sight back.

Me: Well, I am not god. I will eventually.

Iggy: Eventually! I can’t wait till then.

Me: You know what Iggy? For complaining I’ma take another one of your senses. Now you’re a mute.

Max: How dare you! And I only chose you because you said that you would allow me and Fang to fall in love with each other….and admit to it!

Me: If you guys keep complaining I won’t give you anything!

Nudge: I vote for that rock. points to rock which is placed at the corner of the table

Gazzy: Yeah, I want that rock to be our owner!

Fang: Me too.

Iggy: nods head in agreement

Max: Me too. Then it’s settled, that rock is our new owner.

Me: NO! A ROCK CAN’T BE YOUR OWNER. I AM YOUR OWNER! UNDERSTOOD?!?

Flock: Yes.

Me: Now…Fangy can you come here and do a little something for me? pulls out a can of whip cream.

Fang: No! Get away from me! Please not again!

Nudge: Don’t! You horrible person!

Gazzy: Leave him alone! Look what you’re doing to him!

Max: I will not let you touch him.

Fang: No more whip cream…Please no more whip cream rocking back and forth in fetal position

Me: Step aside Max. I own you and I could do anything I want.

Random Voice: NO!!!!!!!!!

Me: It can’t be.

The rock starts to shake violently and finally explodes. Thick, gray smoke rises, and James Patterson departs from the smoke.

Max: James! Oh thank you James! Please help us!

James: I will not let you do this to my characters, I own them now…again.

Me: No! You can’t be alive. I….I killed you!

James: James Patterson doesn’t die.

Me: Why are talking in the third person?

James: James Patterson likes to. Now James Patterson is going to take his characters back.

Me: Dammit.

I do not and ever will own Maximum Ride, they all belong to the undead James Patterson.

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