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If you think your the biggest harry potter dork, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think it's cooler to be unique than cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile.

If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile (That's what you think...)

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.


Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line


Why do we ((sleep)) in church,

But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie?

Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God,

but so ((easy)) to Gossip?

Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post,

Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones?

Why are ((churches)) getting smaller,

But ((bars and clubs)) are growing?

Think about it, are you going to repost this?

Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?

Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.

80 percent of you wont repost this.

Jesus Christ said:

"If you deny me in front of your friends I will deny you in front of my father"

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm FAT so I MUST smuggle chips into my classes.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I have EMO FRIENDS so I MUST be emo as well.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm a BRUNETTE WITH BLOND HIGHLIGHTS so I MUST be a wanna-be.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck-up.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big dick.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE VIDEO GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I MUST be fucked up.

I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be plotting to take over the world.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe Jesus Wuz A Brotha.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich.

I hate SHOPPING so I MUST be a freak.

I'm an OG so I MUST be mexican.

I like ROCK MUSIC so I MUST be a druggie.

I play CHESS so I MUST be a nerd.

I have a LOT OF FRIENDS so I MUST be bribing them with sex.

I have a FEW FRIENDS so I MUST be a freak.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!


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Half Blood High by totheone reviews
After all those years of transferring schools, Percy has landed on the grounds of Half Blood High. As he sits down making eye contact with everyone, he finds himself staring at a certain grey-eyed blonde who's staring back. "Annabeth?" AU. OOC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,779 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/10/2016 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
What Do We Have To Lose? by samslostshoe reviews
It's few nights before the apocalypse, and Dean can't sleep. Perhaps he can find some comfort with Cas. After all, with the world ending soon, what more can they lose? Note: may add more to this, perhaps a bit after the end of the apocalypse. But for now, let's call it finished.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Truth or dare by Mylifeisbooks reviews
Fred and George are bored, and as everybody knows, that results in... well, chaos : Please please try it, im crap at summaries
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,218 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Fred W., George W.
The Astonishing Aftermath by Yournumber1Angel reviews
After The End. All the Baudelaires wanted was a safe life away from all the hate, greed, and evil. But the Baudelaires are never that lucky... So they'll have to make their own luck. Do not read if you are frightened by secret passageways, petty highschool brats, or almost fist fights.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,277 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Violet B., Quigley Q.
Home by Tuskface reviews
One was inherently bad. The other good. But beneath that, they shared a similar disease, one which spread and built and now - who knows how a true love story ends? If you must ask, you will never know; if you know, you need only ask.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,604 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Descent of Magic by Lomonaaeren reviews
Harry is a retired Auror and magical theorist studying pure-blood families' problems with having children. When he discovers the reason, he's reluctant to publicize it. But a budding acquaintance with Draco Malfoy may make it hard to hide. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 98,129 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Malfoy Family Tomb by Smithy13 reviews
Malfoy decides to help out with DA and Harry agrees for reasons unknown. Takes place in OotP Pairings: DMTRjr. DMHP HGBZ RWCC LLNL SFDT FWBCjr.will be more Warning: Umbridge lovers, beware - I HATE HER!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Of Sparks and Flames by justagirlwithideas reviews
Sparks fly between Annabeth and Percy during their time together at the Lotus Casino, but what happens when the hotel's enchantments cause them to forget what occurred? Or perhaps the better question is: what happens when they remember?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,042 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Life Over Death by Tabithatibi reviews
In the centre of the field, Violet Baudelaire stood, shaking, blood pouring from a wound at her waist. Her eyes were flickering, the pupils rolling back behind half-closed lids. Read to find out what happens! :D Tabs
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Violet B., Quigley Q.
Lest We Forget by Tabithatibi reviews
A series of memories leading up to Violet and Quigley's wedding. Thanks, and please read! Tabs :D
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Violet B., Quigley Q.