my name is alice.

break my hands and love me please.

(i used to have all kinds of shit around in my profile, but i decided to take it down, since i realised that people from school could find me.)

A NOTICE (KIND OF IMPORTANT, BUT NOT REALLY)

So, for my RM fic, I am very sorry that I did not update. No, the story is not dead. However, the flash drive I was holding a partial draft of the second chapter was lost, and I finally found it. So, I will endeavor to finish that chapter, as soon as possible, but I will not be able to post until somewhere around Dec. 28, for I will be going on vacation on the one of the largest passenger ships in the world. Derp derp derp...Thank you.

Pairings I Read/Write/Ship

From Harry Potter: Bellatrix/Rodolphus, Narcissa/Lucius, Neville/Luna, Draco/Hermione (not that much, anymore, but I click on the occasional DM/HG story when I'm bored.), Harry/Pansy, the occasional, well-written Sirius/Bellatrix. (Yes, I do read Blackcest sometimes. What a bad, bad person I am. *sarcasm*) And ever since Deathly Hallows and Scabior's disturbingly hot sexual tension with Hermione, the occasional Scabior/Hermione.

The reason I don't ship Ginny/Harry is because Ginny bears too much of a resemblance to Harry's mum. (I mean, red hair, fiery personality, etc, etc.) The relationship is practically Oedipal, when you think about it.

From Twilight:

All characters, especially sparkletard Eddie C, pedo-wolf Jacob, and bland Bella-Sue/ ticking time bomb. Boom! Oopsies.

Those are my foremost pairings. My other neglected ships will have to wait until I can remember to post them...

From Rozen Maiden (current manga/anime obsession): Shinku/Jun (Yes, I'm a sucker for unrequited love. Deal with it.), and..uh that's it.

(Hey, there really aren't that many pairings you can ship, lest you want to go over to yuri category, and I'm not that comfortable with that.)

A thing of interest...

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, MP3, etc.).

2. Put it on shuffle.

3. Press play.

4. For every question, type the song that's playing.

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.

6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

As soon as you're done with the game, repost your results in your profile.

Opening Credits: Angel's Holocaust- Iced Earth. (Well, it's not Matt Barlow, but at least it's not Tim Owens.)

Waking Up: You Should Have Killed Me When You Had The Chance- A Day To Remember (I see, we're starting early, aren't we? Talking about blood strewn walls and corpses on the bathroom floor already? Well, I admit, it is catchy.)

First Day of School: The Spell - Uriah Heep

Falling in Love: She Builds Quick Machines - Velvet Revolver (Jaysus, I don't wanna fall in love with with a girl who ran away from home to Texas and spent all her nights at a sex show? Which is irrelevant, since I'm not even bisexual.)

Fight Song: Winterborn - The Cruxshadows (Not a very pumped up song, but oh well. Take what you can get. It could have been worse.)

Breaking Up: Lies of the Beautiful People - Sixx AM (At least it's verily poignant.)

Prom: Dearest, I'm So Sorry - Picture Me Broken. (Does this mean I'll commit murder and then semi-necrophilia during the prom, then? Which is also irrelevant, since I don't plan on going.)

Life is Just...OK: Closer - Nine Inch Nails (Jesus. I'd like to think that if my life was really just okay, the movie wouldn't be playing a song about justifying fucking someone like an animal as an excuse to get closer to God.)

Mental Breakdown: Thy Raven Wings - My Dying Bride (Well, I don't think I'd be talking about Eden falling and heaven crawling and beauty burning on high, when I'm going insane, but then again, we don't know. Maybe if I go mad, something in my brain will also cause me to spout faintly apocalyptic purple prose.)

Driving: Embryodead - Wumpscut (Oh gods, I love this song. It gives me an eargasm, I swear.)

Flashback: Pure Evil - Iced Earth (Again, not Matt Barlow, but at least not Tim Owens.)

Getting Back Together: Fiddler On The Green - Demons and Wizards (Jesus, I really hope not. I mean, "I took him too early/would you mind/would you mind/if i took you?" That just reeks of wrongess.)

Birth of Child: Black Tongue - Yeah Yeah Yeahs (We're gonna keep it in the family/even though we're on the run? I DON'T WANT TO COMMIT INCEST!

Wedding: Filth In The Beauty - GazettE (I don't want my wedding song to be about a sex slave who finally learn to submit, complete with orgasmic female moans in the background.) NO WAY, man. NO WAY. Not right.

Final Battle: Mouth For War - Pantera (Oh, yay. I love this song too.)

Death Scene: Nightmare - Avenged Sevenfold (Jaysus, that song is scary enough as it is, don't want that playing when I die violently. I mean, it bodes extreme ill.)

Funeral Song: Our Truth - Lacuna Coil (That's a pretty scary song too. It's good, but very haunting. Also, a lot of lonely, lonely screamings.)

End Credits: Domination - Pantera (Aaaannnddd, I love this one too. Especially the live version. Cannot compare with the studio version.)