I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

Taylor Hebert had a bad day, and came out of it changed. Some parahumans can control bugs. Some can build advanced technology. Some can do unspeakable things to space and time. Taylor can make magic rings, wondrous metals, mysterious weapons, and may not be a parahuman (or, indeed, human) at all.

Mallory Gilmore is rescued in a foreign land by the Horselords of Rohan. She quickly finds herself fighting reasons to stay in a realm plagued by evils and a brewing war. Will Mallory find the help she needs to get back to her home or will Eomer help her find a reason to stay with the Horselords forever?

Pamela buys a flower shop in Gotham City to try and move on from the trauma she faced in Seattle. What she doesn't expect to find in Gotham is another chance at love and friendship and even more surprising than that, is the bubbly tattoo artist that brings it to her.

This story picks up right where the movie left off. Remember the wisp of Obscurus we saw after the battle in the subway? Credence is alive, and he's left America, hoping England will be kinder to him. Newt meets him on the ship and offers to help him. Meanwhile, Queenie tracks down Jacob in his new bakery, determined to help him remember magic, even if it means breaking the law.

Crime boss, Jack "The Joker" Napier, has Gotham in the palm of his hand. FBI agent Pamela Isley is called in to put an end to Joker's reign, when she meets the mob boss' wife, and suddenly the line between right and wrong begins to blur.

When orphaned Aredhel gets a chance to leave the dreary orphanage for Edoras as a servant to king Theoden and possibly be a shieldmaiden when she's older, she jumps at the opportunity. However, mysteries surround her. As she delves into the forgotten legacy of her past, old secrets come to light. What will happen when they're revealed?

Okay, I can accept being sucked into a fantasy epic no matter how improbable. But who exactly did I antagonize and why am I a horse? My take on girl-in-middle earth-cliche.

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS

Shortly after Harry Potter's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, he discovers that he isn't really a Potter. So, using a loophole to withdraw her brother from the Tournament, Jaquelyn moves her little brother to the U.S. in order to look for their biological father, a man named Dean Winchester. How will Dean react to finding out he's a father?

Cat shapeshifter! Levi and Eren. Levi gets hurt in his kitty form and Eren takes it upon himself to take Levi to the vet and adopt him. Once Levi heals enough to change back into his human form, he plans on stealing some clothes and leaving...but he finds Eren a little too attractive to just leave. Plus, Eren has catnip. t rn

From fuzzyporcupine on tumblr : "But what about an ereri au where Eren follows in his dad's footsteps and becomes a doctor and starts a non profit clinic and Levi is part of some deep underground mafia and one day he gets banged up and ends up having to go to the clinic because it is the only one that doesn't require any identification...?" mafia!levi x doctor!eren ereri

Merman!Levi and Human!Eren. Eren trespasses on Levi's underwater cave/home and dirties it up. Ereri mermaid au with mentions of eruri

Vader finds the first Force-Sensitive child since the purge. Naturally he has to adopt the boy, who shares the name of a rather noted Sith from the ancient past. However Revan isn't just a force-sensitive child. He's an immortal wizard who de-aged himself out of boredom and to stir up chaos. Let the fun begin. CRACK FIC

Mafia - AU Eren Yeager, a measly detective, longs to be in the action, but is too inexperienced to do so. But when an opportunity arises, he jumps right to it. The only problem is that he caught the eye of a certain someone... Read at your own risk. LevixEren Don't like, don't read

I have taken Nathan Harris, Ellie Spicer and Declan Jones. You have failed to protect them. Now you must feel the consequences. If you wish to save them you must find me. Find me and you will find them. Good luck