So what happens when the Great Tomb of Nazarick falls on Tyria? Ethan is summoned to go investigate! Whether he wants to or not...it's not like it's his senior year or anything... Watch as he slowly loses his mind trying to multitask 7 billion things at once! Watch Ains Ooal Gown actually get a boner! Watch Logan Thackery not be a little girl for once! M for language mostly.

Red wakes up, and is still mute. What's new? Oh, only that Pokémon are now hunted and turned into weapons, and those weapons help Red on his journey to climb the Indigo Plateau. Read as Red pwns everyone, including Champions, and as he slowly gains fame throughout the Kanto region.

Ethan and Ray were two normal guys...until they got sucked into the world of Fire Emblem! Watch as they go from normal to badass in the span of about five chapters! Chrom is now a douchebag! Rated T for language, might bump it up to M. D-bag!Chrom, OCxSevera, OCxMorgan(Awakening). Many other pairings too! Read now! Seriously! Please R&R! Can't stress it enough! Ethanial begs you!