![]() Author has written 3 stories for Soul Eater, and Harry Potter. Hello! why don't i tell you a bit about myself? I am currently co-writing a crossover fan fic about Ciel and Maka on Quotev. I love reading. I'm a lot like Liz, if you happen to know Soul Eater. Favorite Color: Purple Fav Ships: Dramione! MakaxSoul DTKxMaka I love listening to any type of music. Shinedown, Monty Python, Nickelback, Three Days Grace, Taylor Swift, and Cascada are among my favorite bands/artists. I like watching animes, my favorites are Soul Eater,Nabari, and Black Butler XD I really like romance stories but tragedy stories are good to read when your feeling really sad... I don't know why. Your Guy Side X You love hoodies. XYou love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. XIt's hilarious when people get hurt. X You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. X You own/ed an X-Box. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. XYou go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. XYou love to go crazy and don't care what people think. Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes Total-8 YOUR GIRL SIDE: X You wear lip gloss/chapstick. XYou love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink You Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. (competitive) You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. X You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. X You were in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. XYou smile a lot more than you should. XYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. X You like the movies. X Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of every thing. Total-9 5 DEADLY WORDS USED BY US WOMEN 1. FINE - this is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is RIGHT & YOU need to SHUT UP. 2. NOTHING - means SOMETHING & you need to be WORRIED. 3. GO AHEAD - this is a dare, not permission, do NOT do it. 4. WHATEVER - is a woman's way of saying SCREW YOU 5. THAT'S OK - she is thinking long & hard on HOW & WHEN you will pay for your mistake. 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you believe big red buttons should be pushed because they are big and red, copy and paste this into your profile. Only fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie 7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children) A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill." One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?" The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead." A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty." The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples." I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on FaceBook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. |
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