Valentine Adiaphora
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Joined 08-06-12, id: 4181457, Profile Updated: 10-30-12
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Hard at work, ladies and gents, and trying to crank out as much as I can, for those of you who are enjoying my work.

Languid is my first work, in progress, with my OTP Shikamaru and Sakura. (I heart smart love!)

Footnote is the piece I've just started, after reading a couple of awesome KibaSaku pairings, I was totally inspired. Slightly different style, suiting them better.

Reviews and such are of course welcome. I can't believe how much great stuff is out there, I'm trying very hard to keep up with my own writing, but it's hard when I keep finding new Sakura pairings and getting obsessed... (Kakasaku, Deisaku, Kibasaku, Gaarasaku, Narusaku)

Don't worry, I'll get to them all, eventually. Just as soon as I stop reading more than I'm writing. ;)

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Things you just don't talk about by Enodia reviews
""Do you enjoy sex?" Shikamaru asked bluntly. I just can't believe I'm talking about this, and with Shikamaru, of all people, Sakura thought." Sakura is in for a surprise. Or, rather, a series of surprises. Shikasaku. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,330 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 2,938 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Ambages of Resilience by Celtic Oak reviews
AU. After a devastating accident, the only option left is to pick up the shattered remains of life and to strive to piece them together. Yet resilience has its own agenda and the lost pieces of two broken people may just be found in each other.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 82,216 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 9/12/2018 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Sakura H., Gaara
Dawning by deleria reviews
After years of silence the Akatsuki are active again. Her allies uncertain, the Godaime sends two teams - one for a potential offensive strike and another for covert surveillance. Who would have guessed that Shikamaru and Sakura could fake it as newlyweds so well? ShikaSaku with early (one-sided) hints of SasuSaku. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 101,994 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 2,250 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 10/15/2004 - [Shikamaru N., Sakura H.] - Complete
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Will of Fire by Cynchick reviews
Forced to flee their village and the new regime, the loyal shinobi of Konoha must find a way to preserve their way of life and take back their home. As they fight for their future, Team Seven struggles to overcome the past. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 223,234 - Reviews: 2058 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
How the Prince Met the Girl, How He Lost Her, by Oh Dee reviews
COMPLETE. Prince Shikamaru has no intention of getting married or taking over the throne, but when certain circumstances give him no choice, he decides to make a plan that will have his future wife running for the hills.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,348 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Strategy: Proposing to the Cherry Blossom by epAmy reviews
Shikamaru has got the ring, now he's just got to figure out how to propose to her. Too bad Sakura never follows his strategies. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Out on Delivery by Celtic Oak reviews
In between jobs, Gaara finds himself employed as one of Kankurou's delivery men. The job clearly doesn't hold much appeal but when he finds himself delivering furniture for Dr. Haruno, he realizes it has more perks than he initially contemplated. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,707 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 4216 - Favs: 8,668 - Follows: 3,304 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Double Edged by nimblnymph reviews
Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you'll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 347,047 - Reviews: 1930 - Favs: 3,036 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Middle Ground by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
If she lets him get too far away, she'll lose him. If he lets her in too close, he'll be skewered. Their best bet is somewhere in the middle ground. Shino. Tenten. Rated for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,034 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
House of Crows by SilverShine reviews
KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha's enemies... or from its own father.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 400,508 - Reviews: 4806 - Favs: 3,370 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Aka Zukin by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
“Kiba, what large teeth you have…” Sakura gaped at me. I smirked, and licked my lips, “The better to eat you with.” --She didn’t know it, but she was my little Red Riding Hood and I was the big bad wolf.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,735 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Kiba I., Sakura H.
Hiding Behind Masks by thatreevesgirl reviews
The first time Kakashi put on a mask was the day after his father committed suicide. Since then, Kakashi has always been hiding behind them. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,318 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Disenchanted by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. KibaSaku. “I couldn't help but notice that you're gorgeous. Won't you allow me the pleasure of taking your breath away?”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,300 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
A Poor Imitation by leafygirl reviews
Sakura is injured on a mission, forgetting everything she knew of life in Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,913 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 2,139 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Midsummer by Lotos-Eater reviews
ShikaTema. A homecoming. So much WAFF you may perish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Misconceptions by thatreevesgirl reviews
Many people have misconceptions of others, and Sakura was definitely one of them. Even at nineteen, she assumed Shikamaru was a lazy, whiny jounin. How wrong she was.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Three Months by kaotic312 reviews
When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 239,084 - Reviews: 2867 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Abendrot by Aelibia reviews
The myths of Molly Pitcher both intrigued and inspired Sakura Haruno. That explained a lot right now. It didn’t quite explain, however, why that strange Deidara person had come out of nowhere and started shooting at her with a very big gun. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,952 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
A Lesson in Chemistry by leafygirl reviews
Sakura finds out that what she can learn in the safety of a chemistry lab doesn't always apply on a mission with Hatake Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,025 - Reviews: 1711 - Favs: 2,104 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Grateful by thatreevesgirl reviews
We cannot be alone all our lives, we must reach out in the hope that someone will reach back. Kakashi x Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Plans Change by kaotic312 reviews
Sequel of Plans for a Seduction. Hana is in search of a mate. Warning, now M for language, situations, and lemons. HanaxGaara with KibaxIno ShikaxTem ShinoxHinata KankxSakura and BakixOC, oh and a smidgen of ShizunexGenma too. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 197,701 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Hana I., Gaara - Complete
SOHCAHTOA by PetitDejeuner reviews
Sakura had always hated math... till now. [ShikaSaku oneshot] [Beware of the fluff!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
A Game of Shogi by DragonJ reviews
Sakura wonders why Shikamaru always lets her win at shogi. [ShikaSaku, oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
The Floggings are Interrupting my Train of Thought by The Infamous Jack reviews
Captured by vicious Mistnin interrogators, Kiba attempts to distract himself by thinking back to home, and tries futilely to remember something worth holding out for. KibaSaku. Much violence, blood, language, high thematic contrast.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,022 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
A Smart Woman by Sailor Panda reviews
[ShikaSaku] An ANBU's life shrouded in shadows and darkness. The little bit of light that keeps him from completely surrendering to it. This is their way. REVISED
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,787 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Wasted Years by Mizerable reviews
Had they known the paths their choices would lead them to, would they have changed anything? A bitter introspective about people learning what it means to live.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,224 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/9/2003 - Published: 5/24/2003 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
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Footnote reviews
She's burnt out, yearning for something different. He's walled-in, lonely, and faking it. Will they wake up together?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Kiba I., Sakura H.
Languid reviews
Most people simply called him "lazy." She preferred the term "languid." There was something more elegant, more sensual to his demeanor. Intelligence is sometimes the basis for attraction. ShikaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,561 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.