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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. - Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... ...bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry... - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. - I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me. - Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe I'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic... ...without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.

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A Mishap and an Opportunity by SilverLightning26 reviews
Sent back in time due to a careless mistake, Harry is granted a once-in-a-lifetime chance to get to know those people he should have known since birth. With his "sister" Tonks by his side, what will Harry make of this unique opportunity? Will he finally have the family he's always longed for? Join Harry as he joins the Marauders in 1976. Now rewritten through Chapter 24.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 138,959 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 10/3/2015 - Harry P., N. Tonks, Marauders
Seasons of change by MPRose reviews
An attempt to go against a popular trope. What if, instead of becoming dark/grey and gaining more power that way, Harry had been a little more considerate? Begins with a small change in first year, and sticks close to the original, but sometimes small changes can add up to change the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 134,882 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Magical Metamorphosis by Eon the Dragon Mage reviews
Concerned when Hermione sleeps late, Harry decides to check on her and climbs the Gryffindor Girls' Stairs. This begins a journey of self-exploration and transition for Harry as she blossoms into her true self. Transgender Characters. Trans Girl!Harry Potter. [Sporadic Updates - Not Abandoned]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 149,292 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 5/28/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Owl Treats by BertaS reviews
Harry explains what owls eat. A/N: Okay, this keeps slapping me in the face while I'm reading all the otherwise wonderful HP fics available to us and the authors have Hedwig eating things that are not good for birds of prey. I do not own any of the characters, books, movies or anything else you may recognize.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2018
Things in Common by Colubrina reviews
Ginny's resentment at her family's poverty explodes while shopping for school supplies. Under the cover of her mother's embarrassment, Lucius Malfoy slips a diary into her cauldron and suggests she'd be welcome in his home. Throw in a sorting into Slytherin and let the dark games begin. Slytherin!Ginny, Dark!Ginny, AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 75,851 - Reviews: 3343 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 8/27/2018 - Published: 5/3/2017 - Draco M., Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Into The Pages by TartCat207 reviews
Two sisters. One book. One adventure to change it all. When Willow and Victoria Ostler tumble into the Wizarding World, they have a chance to change the course of history. With a mysterious evil force pursuing them and the might of the Golden Trio on their side, watch as the adventure of a lifetime unfolds.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,761 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/8/2018 - Published: 5/13/2017 - Harry P., OC
That's Your Punishment? by slytherclaw7 reviews
What if Harry had reacted a little differently when he heard that Ron and the twins were being punished by de-gnoming in Chamber of Secrets? How would Mrs Weasley (and the rest of the Wizarding World) react when Harry's past starts to unravel? [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,088 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 7/22/2018 - Published: 7/8/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Molly W., Amelia B. - Complete
The Letter by PoppedTheP reviews
An AU that begins when six year old Harry Potter accidentally sends a letter to Sirius Black in Azkaban. A feel-good godfather-y AU ensues. "Dear Sirius Black, Sorry to bother you. My name is Harry Potter. I think you might have known my parents..."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,756 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 7/16/2018 - Published: 5/9/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Different Colors by teddylupin-snape reviews
Re-Sorting the Weasleys / one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2018 - Percy W., Bill W., Charlie W., Fred W. - Complete
To Sort Slytherin by LBibliophile reviews
"Forgive me, Hogwarts. There are but two ways I can share my voice, and they will not heed my songs. This divide has gone on too long."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2018 - Sorting Hat - Complete
how many times can one man shatter (and still get up again) by Someone aka Me reviews
Voldemort wins the final battle. George Weasley loses almost everyone he loves. But then it turns out he still has more left to lose. (Voldemort wins!AU, single parent!AU). GeorgeAngelina, eventual GeorgeSeamus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,869 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2018 - [George W., Seamus F.] Angelina J., Fred W. II - Complete
Their Miracle by a-perfect-melody reviews
The three of them, Harry, Ron, and Hermione, solving mysteries and getting into trouble and being children until Voldemort stole even that from them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Red Knight by Demon Eyes Laharl reviews
When Ron Weasley realized he was reborn to the world with his memories mostly intact, he felt it was a second chance to do better. However, he slowly realizes that this world was different from his own. Making new friends and earning new enemies, he has to use his experience from his previous life not only to reach his goals, but also to survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 201,919 - Reviews: 2068 - Favs: 2,949 - Follows: 3,715 - Updated: 6/3/2018 - Published: 9/9/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Daphne G.
Too Far from Home by story2tell reviews
Transported into a parallel universe, Harry finds himself in the shadow of an evil growing force. Amidst old and new faces and the chance for a family that he never had, Harry must come to the terms that although there are two worlds, there can only be one hero. *AU Dimension travel, No slash, Abuse, Contains Angst*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 302,124 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 2,034 - Follows: 2,586 - Updated: 5/13/2018 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P.
The Marauders by EvelynWn reviews
"Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs: Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief-Makers left behind a legacy that every teacher remembers. They keep it a secret so future Magical Mischief-Makers can't follow in Mischief-Making footsteps. This is the story they don't want you to know, all seven years of it. Don't forget to hide the evidence, the spell's simple: Mischief Managed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 166 - Words: 359,344 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 5/12/2018 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
Love and Old Black Shoes by persephonella reviews
After Fred's death, the family falls apart. A suicidal Percy gives himself a year to be the best brother he could be… before he kills himself. He vows to get Molly out of bed, and Arthur and Charlie back up on their feet before they die of poverty. He must save George's shop, prevent Bill from filing a divorce, and deal with Ginny and Ron's breakdowns. Dark. Percy/Audrey. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 206,870 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/3/2018 - Published: 8/2/2017 - George W., Percy W., Bill W., Audrey W. - Complete
Year by Year by ofbrothersandteacakes reviews
The anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts rolls around, year after year. There's no escaping it. George also can't escape the fact that as of the twentieth anniversary, he has officially spent half of his life without Fred at his side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2018 - George W. - Complete
For The Greater Goof by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Or, how Fred and George got the Order of Merlin, First Class, at the august age of thirteen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,486 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/18/2018 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Parental Project by alrightginger reviews
Muggle AU. It's a Monday when Ms. Pomfrey arrives later than usual to their Health class, carting behind her a bin full of fake babies, and Lily Evans immediately knows that it's going to be a shite week.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/8/2018 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Hot Barista by WhyTFNot reviews
Remus is a tired, hardworking Starbucks barista, and Sirius is a Hot Topic cashier. Slowly, but surely, the two find themselves falling for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 52,051 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/28/2018 - Published: 2/6/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Marlene M.
Snow Flakes by Marauders2003 reviews
Raised by her father after her mother’s tragic death in the First Wizarding War, independent and ambitious Genevieve Snow sets off for her first year at Hogwarts, determined to learn as much as she can and not get distracted by silly things like friends. But when she meets Charlie Weasley, a sixth year Prefect, and his mischievous brothers, who are in her year, she’s not so sure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,168 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/20/2018 - Published: 3/19/2018 - OC, Charlie W. - Complete
Dilemma's Horns by catzetier reviews
AU of PoA. Gen. Sirius took a different corridor on his way out of Azkaban and encountered another innocent locked in a cell - and he couldn't leave him behind. But the problem with any dilemma is that it never has just TWO horns, and in choosing to rescue him, Sirius has opened up a whole lot of complications...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,847 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 12/2/2017 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
By Your Side by ozsia reviews
'What's wrong' Harry finally asks her after she'd grown quiet and distant. 'Nothing,' Hermione replies. They are alone here and a bug is trapped inside its jar; she has no fear of being overheard from anyone that her words aren't directed towards but Harry didn't deserve them. He had other things to worry about, with more pressing things to deal with. (Book 4)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/8/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Remember The Darkness (The Dark Lord Does Not) by gandalf537 reviews
Harry Potter used the one spell on Voldemort that nobody thought to use, taking a lesson from the most useless teacher in stride: Obliviate. Chaos follows, and the Dark Lord has a lot of questions. ACT II: Gilderoy is dumb and the previous Lord Voldemort just wants his snake. Loosely based off of chapter 44 of "101 Names We Could Have Used." This is not to be taken seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,250 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/7/2018 - Published: 10/11/2017 - Harry P., Lucius M., Voldemort, Gilderoy L. - Complete
A Darker Shade of Red by Silencio1 reviews
"Slytherin!" With that one dreaded word, Ron Weasley's life changed forever. It was over. He was screwed before he could even begin. Slytherin Ron. Darkfic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,691 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
The Outreach Program by AlwaysPadfoot reviews
Molly decides to write to a prisoner. Muggle!AU. PenPal!AU. Warnings Inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/9/2018 - Bellatrix L., Molly W. - Complete
Thicker Than Blood by Searching for Light reviews
From the moment they met on the train bound for Hogwarts, James and Sirius knew that their friendship would create a bond that would be thicker than blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,429 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2018 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
wrapped in words and your embrace by Cookies and Ink reviews
"Excuse me, can you help me?" Ron lifted his head and found himself momentarily hypnotised. The man standing at the desk was captivating. His dark hair and green eyes felt like something the protagonist of a romance novel. "Of course," Ron said, "What do you need?" - Librarian!AU, Muggle!AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2018 - [Ron W., Harry P.] - Complete
Careless Texter by GhostOfBambi reviews
Alternate Universe. Answer to the prompt, "I left my phone number on the bathroom stall wall and you text me about your day and your frustrations for a month & it's really nice and cute but I still don't know who you are," with some twists and differences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,997 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/30/2018 - Published: 1/21/2018 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Funeral by PippinStrange reviews
There's no less magic at a funeral of a beloved character. Magnifying conch shells, fireworks, and badly timed family photos... one would expect nothing less from Fred Weasley. A one shot focusing on George's grief, the coping of the family, and Hermione and Harry trying to help as much as they can. A missing chapter, if you will, to bring some closure to an untimely death. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,815 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2018 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Black Converse by Animagus Anonymous reviews
Muggle!AU Ron is addicted to a video game and has made a good friend online. They plan to meet in real life. Written for the Houses Competition and Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Challenges and Assignments forums. Please read, review, follow, and favorite!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2018
You Raise Me Up by callieeefornia reviews
An AU (Prisoner of Azkaban) in which Remus remembers his Wolfsbane potion on the night that the truth about Sirius is revealed, and manages to help return Pettigrew to the castle. Follow Harry, Remus, and Sirius, as they learn how to be a family, while also fighting the dark forces that are at work. I don't own the characters, all JK Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 154,788 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 1/18/2018 - Published: 10/18/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L.
All That Matters To Me (One-Shot) by LadyClassical reviews
Near the end of their second year, James is desperate to know what's bothering his best friend. Sirius is reluctant to tell, fearing that James might judge him for his family's fascination with Dark Magic. And he's just as reluctant to expose a vulnerable side of him James has never seen before. Switches between points of view. WARNING: INCLUDES SCENES OF CHILD ABUSE. DLDR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2018 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Ron v Ron by Story Please reviews
Ron has a problem. His tummy is rumbling and he is craving donuts and he is fairly certain he is about to starve. Oh, and Hermione is missing. But mostly the hunger thing. But, with the arrival of a mysterious letter and an ironically unrelated mysterious visitor, will Ron finally get to the bottom of both of these problems? Will he have a jolly good time? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2017 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bond of the Orphans by Fish01 reviews
When Harry arrives back in Surrey after his fourth year, he struggles to come to terms with Cedric's death and his own crushing guilt. An unexpected new addition to Number 4 Privet Drive starts an unusual chain of events that promise to make Harry's fifth year memorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 114,622 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 10/23/2017 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B., OC
Against the Moon by Stoplight Delight reviews
The odds were stacked against him: a child from a blended home with no friends, no social skills to speak of, and a terrible secret. Yet slowly Remus Lupin began to discover there was a place for him in the world, if he could find the courage to claim it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 134 - Words: 852,703 - Reviews: 4907 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 1,636 - Updated: 10/2/2017 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
Mouse in My Pocket by M1ssUnd3rst4nd1ng reviews
A coping mechanism/joke begins a tradition and a collection for a twin left alone. Post-series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2017 - George W. - Complete
Replacements by MoonytheMarauder1 reviews
Remus warned them not to do it. But since when do his friends listen to him? The Marauders open a portal that brings their counterparts from an alternate universe into their world. As the days go by, Remus wonders- will his counterpart replace him? Because it seems as though his counterpart is already more of a Marauder than he ever was...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,376 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/28/2017 - Published: 9/16/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Stay by HannahFranziska reviews
Sirius is released from Azkaban, once more a free man, to find that there is nothing left of his old family. Moony has had almost seven years to move on and Harry… well, he has found new parents in his aunt and uncle and does not even remember his godfather. Following a desperate need to make up for lost time, he goes looking for a purpose and promptly finds one he hadn't expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,952 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 9/2/2017 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L.
to welcome you home by Glisseo reviews
A mishap on Platform Nine and Three Quarters leads to an unexpected journey into the past for Harry, Ron and Hermione. Or - they really ought to be better at dealing with situations by this stage.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Nothing by Phobbers reviews
Life with the Dursley's was worse than expected and the mistake that was made in not telling Harry how to get onto the platform, affected him more than anyone thought possible. Warning: Character death (not very explicit, but it is there)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2017 - Complete
Celebrating Harry by Ebenbild reviews
James is celebrating the birth of his son - or how Harry gained his name. Just some fun, canon compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Trolling the Toad by Akela Victoire reviews
If his life at Hogwarts was going to be a living hell, then so was hers. She wouldn't know what hit her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 86,140 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Before We Fall by little.acatalepsy reviews
AU. The war with Voldemort is tearing apart the wizarding world, the Marauders at its center. After Hogwarts, even the strongest bonds of friendship are being questioned. They are careening towards that fateful night. But a single moment changes everything. In the aftermath, they will have to heal, to stand up again, and to hold on to each other. The war has only just begun...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 154,264 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 3/26/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Laundry is Lit by elanev91 reviews
Lily just really, really wants James to do the laundry. He decides to use his YouTube fame as motivation. Muggle AU, Modern AU, YouTube AU (?).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/1/2017 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B. - Complete
Discards by picascribit reviews
Non-Magic AU: When 21-year-old assistant librarian Sirius spots a cute hipster college student at the Seattle Public Library, he just needs to figure out a subtle way of determining whether he's into guys. But Remus's life is more complicated than Sirius knows. Trans!Sirius, sex worker!Remus, slow burn, heavy themes, happy ending. To be edited and podficced at a later date.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,405 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/1/2017 - Published: 12/12/2016 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Listen by Marchling reviews
Sirius broke out of Azkaban with the intention of hunting down Wormtail. He stops by Surrey just to take a quick look at Harry. Just a glimpse to see if he's okay. He won't stop, he won't talk to him… Then Vernon Dursley wraps his hands around Harry's throat and any plan he had is out the window. But Remus will help. Sirius has Harry, he has a way to make Remus listen. He has to…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,413 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/30/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Tell Me Whether He Is Dead by LullabyKnell reviews
Post-DH AU: Harry suffers a few side-effects of dying but not dying. - "Hey, can someone help me with this? The mirror in the bedroom's stopped working for me." "What do you mean 'the mirror's stopped working?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/20/2017 - Published: 7/16/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Perfect Prefect by insertcleverandwittytitlehere reviews
Prefects are picked before the start of fifth year, and when a certain red-head receives his badge, Harry knows exactly how to respond to his friend's accomplishment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Technowitch by Bluebell Flame Echo reviews
In a floating timeline Harry Potter world, a young female Harry Potter decides to work around her relatives' restrictive rules and defy their gender expectations by designing technology. With a different birthday and a much different intellectual outlook, what else will change? Fem Harry. Light!Powerful!Harry. Intelligent!Harry. Dating canon characters but no final pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 336 - Published: 7/2/2017 - Harry P.
The End of the Beginning by Rosaria Marie reviews
In an effort to stop the inevitable, Snape arrives at the Potter's home only to find Lily mortally wounded by Voldemort. An alternate version of Lily Potter's death, in which she and her estranged childhood friend have a last chance to reconcile.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2017 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
What's in a Name? by inugrl21 reviews
When did Tom Riddle come up with his new name? And who inspired him to do so?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2017 - Tom R. Jr., Albus D. - Complete
Golden by flowerinthedistance reviews
Or five times the Trio were together. 'Before they meet, they dream of seeing their names written in gold.' Oneshot. [Golden Trio]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Brother by eedwrites reviews
As the first dead Weasley sibling, Fred's job is to greet the rest as they come and join him in the afterlife.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/15/2017 - Ron W., George W., Charlie W., Fred W.
The Odd Marauder Out by Kikkiyoshi-Star reviews
None of them fit. They shouldn't have been friends. They were too different. But for now, they were the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Crossing Lines by plutoplex reviews
Taking an aging potion was Fred and George Weasley's backup plan for getting past Dumbledore's age line in GoF. Their initial idea, though... Well, finding themselves 18 years in the past was not part of the plan. Marauders era. No bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,421 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/6/2017 - Published: 6/11/2016 - Severus S., George W., Fred W., Marauders - Complete
There Is More Than This by AkatsukiLover465 reviews
Harry is afraid. Of his family, of his school. But mostly, of himself. (Drabble, Obscurial!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/1/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Stay Standing by Windschild8178 reviews
A magical infection has Ron critically ill, but after the devastation of the war he decides his family and friends don't need to know. How long can he hide it though? And how will the consequences of his actions change the course of the future?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 246,294 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Not Such An Obscure Possibility by Unformal Sorrelle reviews
It was fortunate that the Dursleys did not "believe" in magic. They were normal people. Magic "didn't" exist. But magic did exist. And the Dursleys did want to stamp it out of Harry Potter. So what if they had? To the best of their ability? Slight Fantastic Beasts spoilers!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/1/2016 - Harry P., Albus D., Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7029 - Favs: 13,801 - Follows: 11,274 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Taking Umbridge by PSW reviews
A bit of OOtP randomness. Harry isn't the only one having problems with Umbridge ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/14/2016 - Published: 7/22/2016 - George W., Dolores U., Lee J., Fred W. - Complete
Family by TheMarauder1967 reviews
Sirius Black on what it means to have a family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,361 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2016 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dance in the Rain by LiveLaughLove728 reviews
Harry and Hermione's dance scene from the DH movie, altered very slightly and put into words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 697,191 - Reviews: 4783 - Favs: 7,729 - Follows: 6,937 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
To Save a Black by Tommy T of Taco Bell reviews
He was drowning, and then he wasn't. A seventeen year old Regulus Black wakes up in the Cave and, after escaping a Muggle hospital, finds himself in the Headquarters of the Order, helping save the Wizarding community that was all too happy to have him dead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,109 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/24/2016 - Published: 1/9/2016 - Sirius B., George W., Regulus B., Fred W. - Complete
Pity the Living by VoicesOffCamera reviews
He was screaming, calling out for Fred, a request that had never gone unanswered before. His entire body shuttered violently as sobs wracked through him. All at once, he wasn't fighting Charlie anymore, instead collapsing against his oldest brother's form as he dissolved into hysterics. [A look at George's reaction to Fred's death in the Battle of Hogwarts]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2016 - George W., Molly W., Charlie W., Fred W. - Complete
Angels of Mischief by Natascope reviews
AU. Pranks are to be had while the Weasleys stay in Grimmauld Place. Takes place the summer of Harry's fifth year, post trial, the evening that the Hogwarts letters arrive.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2016 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Madness of Wood by AbaddontheDevourer reviews
Little one-shot I made. Oliver Wood goes ballistic with Quidditch being cancelled. War breaks out int he Great Hall, and a pair of pranksters are in the middle of it. Tried to make it funny but I'm not sure how I did. Don't own anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/14/2016 - Hermione G., George W., Oliver W., Fred W. - Complete
you can climb a ladder up to the sun by acrosticacrumpet reviews
Ron Weasley, running about solving mysteries, making people laugh, keeping them going. A character study of Ron in five aspects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2016 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P. - Complete
Light in the Rain by ninjanervana reviews
When Sirius runs away from home, there's only one place he can go to: Potter Manor. James/Sirius friendship. Implied child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/6/2016 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Three by TMBlue reviews
COMPLETE! Following a blackout from an injury, Ron subconsciously runs through a series of abstract senses and emotions and how they now link to Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2016 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P. - Complete
A Bond of Family by daily-chan reviews
After the holidays Harry returns to Hogwarts, but this time he's not alone. Follow Sirius and Remus as they put their own personal stamp on the castle and every resident in it as teachers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 197,012 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 6/16/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
In Defense of My Immortal: A Feminist Reading of a Fandom Classic by Stoneage Woman reviews
"Given its enduring legacy, the subversive portrayal of female autonomy in My Immortal might make this, in fact, the very best fanfic ever written."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2016 - Complete
Candy House by WolfWinks reviews
Hansel and Gretel!AU. Fred sees a house made from candy one day on his way home. The next day, dragging his twin with him, he searches for the house so he can hae another look. George, on the other hand, just wants to get home before sunset. Neither boys get their wish. (Waiting to be edited, read the author note at the beginning of the story for details).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,705 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2016 - Ron W., George W., Molly W., Fred W. - Complete
All Work and Twin Dismay Makes Oliver a Dull Boy by Le Me reviews
It's one week until the final match of Slytherin vs. Gryffindor and Wood's last ever game, but something's up with the twins and it's interfering with training. Drama naturally ensues when the Captain tries to restore some order to his unruly Beaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,549 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/22/2016 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Fred W., George W., Oliver W., Lee J. - Complete
Potterwatch: Underground Radio and the Voice of a Revolution' by RosaLui reviews
"'Potterwatch' was legitimized by its dedication to truth, capacity for serious discourse, and avoidance of reverse-propaganda. This separated it from other rebel media, such as the short-lived radio programme 'Up Voldemort's Arse' which spent several months insisting that Harry Potter was raising an army of dragons in Romania." - Snackleholt, Bingsley. "In A Time of Great Need."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2015 - George W., Lee J., Fred W. - Complete
Riddikulus! by BeyondTheClouds777 reviews
At Grimmauld Place, Harry unexpectedly stumbles across a boggart - but his biggest fear is no longer a dementor. It's something else. Something far, far worse. Set during "The Order of the Phoenix." SPOILERS. NO SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/18/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Home by Oliver6475 reviews
"I think you should come with me." What if Harry didn't leave the Dursley's after blowing up Aunt Mage. Ron and Hermione arrive back at Hogwarts after the holidays, and its bad news. Abusive!Dursleys
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
His Name Is Lee Jordan (and he is nothing if not optimistic) by ohwonders reviews
There are two red-haired boys in the bed, identical in every way but one; only one of them is still breathing, and Lee can feel his heart breaking in two. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,010 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2015 - George W., Lee J., Fred W. - Complete
Even Now by realismandromance reviews
On the day Ginny Weasley is set to return to a newly rebuilt Hogwarts for her seventh year, she and George have a very early chat on the front steps of The Burrow. It is at last time for a certain soul to be laid to rest. [Canon Compliant]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2015 - George W., Ginny W. - Complete
Potter Ever After by Kevin3 reviews
Between marriage contracts, soul bonds, angry fathers, wandering eyes, backstabbing women, and defiant house elves, Harry has a feeling that 'True Love' isn't in the cards for him in this story. Which is just fine by him, as it turns out. A depressing walkthrough of the current state of HP Fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,696 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Susan B. - Complete
The Curse of Kindness by bunny500 reviews
The Weasley Twins cast a curse on Draco Malfoy and it has unforeseen consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2015 - Draco M. - Complete
Love and Love Again by foreverandnow reviews
Lily and James survived Voldemort's attack, but their infant son was believed dead. Twelve years later, Harry Potter is found and brought home, but the real struggle has just begun. Ensemble fic about a family's recovery as old enemies return.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 185,903 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 2,164 - Follows: 2,260 - Updated: 5/19/2015 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Harry P.
Mourning by Keira-House M.D reviews
At the end of the war they mourn the people and innocence they've lost, and the lives they could have had.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35031 - Favs: 24,948 - Follows: 18,625 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Howlers by Genevieveve reviews
Whatever Harry had been expecting, it certainly wasn't this. Apparently it wasn't often that your father sent you a howler to congratulate you. Ron was looking straightforwardly envious, while Harry didn't know what do to about this new development. AU of the howler scene in CoS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,029 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 10,302 - Follows: 3,570 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
George Weasley and the Computational Error by pisoprano reviews
Part 1 of The Computational Error Series. George Weasley may be 40 years old now, but he still misses his twin dearly. And when he has the chance to go back to 1989 and see Fred alive again and stop everything from happening, he can't resist. George's relationship with everyone he loves, however, will change in the process. Time Travel. NoSlash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 93,340 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/29/2012 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Shadey by That One Eccedentesiast reviews
Instead of taking in a rat, the Weasleys take in a dog...AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Ron W., Sirius B., Percy W., Fred W. - Complete
Loyalty in Adversity by S.S.AERIAL reviews
"Is he even human to you? Or is he just a savior in your eyes who can do no wrong? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but he's not fine. He's not ever fine. He may act like it and put up this farce for people who don't know him, but don't even think for a second he's not hurting inside." Oneshot! Ron-centric!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
Lost by JediC8H10N4O2 reviews
They were the "Lost" generation. They couldn't depend on adults, adults just didn't realize what was going on. The students of Hogwarts during the '90s were never really children at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Complete
Keeping Secrets by iheartwriting reviews
Fred Weasley is good at being deceptive. So good that nobody knows he's now a Death Eater. Not even George. (Set during DH. Twin-centric with a bit of FredXHermione.) Rated T for mild language. And snogging. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,755 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Fred W., George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Evermore by oh.the.stories.you'll.tell reviews
"Who are you gonna hex, now?" "Anyone who says anything mean about—what's your name?" The twins seemed to realize just then that they had no idea, and when the first—the twin on her right, he always seemed to speak first—asked, the second perked up and immediately turned to look at her. "Ever. Ever Moore." "Your parents must hate you with a name like that." [Rating may change.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,528 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Fred W., George W., OC
I'm Sorry by somuchanemoia reviews
After the horrible prank played on Snape, his friends hadn't spoken to him for weeks. He was ignored. Outcasted. He was sorry. He truly was. He just wish that they could see that. James/Sirius bonding fic. No slash...sorry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Crossroads by Myrime reviews
There would never be a happy ending for a rat. - Four worlds that never happened, and one that wasn't better at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Peter P., Marauders, Severus S. - Complete
Why I Did It by Lucillia reviews
When the Longbottoms were killed taking out Voldemort on a certain Halloween night, Harry Potter became the Child of Prophesy by default. There was just one little hitch however...Dumbledore should've learned not to mess with Ron's friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 107 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
Excaliber by Rachelea reviews
There are times when Ron Weasley doesn't see the chessboard clearly. There are times when the king needs a battle fought for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Ron W. - Complete
The Tragedy of a Mary Sue by Red Furry Demon reviews
The whole tale of My Immortal, told in a more normal way. Ebony runs Goffik, mutilates English and tries to destroy the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,216 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Under Moonlight by centralperks reviews
If she thought about it logically, she really has no reason to be anxious. But she creeps downstairs anyways, just to make sure his heart's still beating.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
To Move On by Spottedleafpaw reviews
Everyone always writes angsty stuff about George left behind after the death of Fred. It wasn't easy. What makes people think that it was for Fred? Death, the breaking of a twin bond, and what Fred experiences along with some familiar faces. Mild language, some descriptive gore, self-harm instances. One-shot. \ Re-written into a HP fiction based off of some of my original work.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Fred W., George W., Albus D., Sirius B. - Complete
Polyjuiced by ladyoftheknightley reviews
A very pregnant Lily invites the Marauders round to help her entertain James. Somehow, this degenerates into 4 Jameses wandering around her living room, with her having to guess which is her actual husband or (horror of horrors) lose a bet against Sirius Black. For hpshipweeks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/11/2014 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Countdown by TheChasm reviews
"It's a promise, and those are dangerous things to make in wartime; unlike others he's made, though, this one will come true." / The last year of Fred Weasley's life, as he deals with family, nightmares and the harsh reality of war, and the clock ticks ever onward... One-shot. [Won the Fan-Favourite January 2014 One-Shot Awards on HPFC]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2014 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Lost Boys by october31st1981 reviews
They are the children who never grew up. Lost boys, fading, falling and floating away in a world that could not save them from themselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Weasley Girl by Hyaroo reviews
AU: The first wizarding friend Harry made wasn't Ronald Weasley... it was Veronica "Ronnie" Weasley, first-born daughter in the Weasley clan for generations. And suddenly the future of the wizarding world, not to mention Harry's first year at Hogwarts, looked very different. Not a canon rehash, not a romance. STORY COMPLETE, SEQUEL POSTED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 107,263 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
His Boy by The-Shy-Quiet-One reviews
Peter Pettigrew has been captured and Sirius Black has been cleared of all charges. Now he is determined to raise his godson as his dead best friends wanted. Little Potter characters and humor ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 251,437 - Reviews: 2277 - Favs: 2,506 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Part of the Pack by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Hermione is newly single and doesn't know where she belongs. George Weasley is just trying to learn how to work with being part wolf. The last thing either of them expects is for a nosey twin to step in and play matchmaker. Still, said nosey twin rarely cares whats expected. After all, who is afraid of a big, bad wolf? This is my return story and apology for such a long hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 135,002 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
The Exceptional Mr Weasley and His Approximation of Obedience by Realmer06 reviews
Fred and Sirius have something of postmortem chat while Fred considers his afterlife options.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,436 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Fred W., Sirius B. - Complete
To Hear It by daydreamer1227 reviews
Harry was at Grimmauld Place and was feeling incredibly fond of everyone there. The dinner passed with laughter and joy, until Fred said something that Harry didn't know how to respond to. How should he? Nobody had ever said that to him before.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 161 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Molly W., Fred W. - Complete
Hearts by Empress Empoleon reviews
He carried their hearts with him to his grave. / Ron, Hermione, and coping after Harry's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Your Love is Suffocating Me (But I Don't Mind) by BluSkyRose reviews
George still hasn't moved on.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Hope in the Distance by Izzyaro reviews
They destroyed Dark wizards, fought monsters, and helped found a school that would thrive for over a thousand years. Their friendship was one of the greatest the world has ever seen, yet they were as different as night and day. Godric Gryffindor and Salazar Slytherin. This is the tale of how it all began.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
This Is War by bonniebonbon reviews
This story is about war. Before, after, during. What it accomplishes and destroys. When it starts and when it ends, when it loses and when it wins. How it affects your past, present and future. In ways you want it to, in ways you don't. (It's pretty goddamn ruthless)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Beneath The Surface: The Sixth Son by TheOtherMaidOfTarth reviews
When Ron was young - about six or so - he used to think that he'd been put on the Weasleys' doorstep as a baby. Maybe even swapped at birth with their real son; there were evil fairies that did that - someone told him that once. What's it really like being a Weasley? Take a look through the eyes of the youngest Weasley son. Canon compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Ron W. - Complete
An Inconvenient Truth by MissSwissish reviews
Petunia overhears a troubling converstion. Because Privet Drive couldn't be THAT oblivious. Mentions child neglect
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 149 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Just Stay Here Tonight by monroeslittle reviews
AU. Lily Evans isn't a witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,077 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 244 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Colour of Grief by MayaH7 reviews
George mourns his brother's death with the help of Diagon Alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2013 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Birth of Two New Worlds by dancer4813 reviews
"Sure!" George said loudly. "What are friends for, eh?" Lee smiled at that. Friends. The beginning of a trio consisting of a pair of twins and a certain Quidditch announcer-to-be. No pairings, just friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Lee J., Fred W., George W. - Complete
When Werewolves Fly by LuxaLucifer reviews
When Remus resigned from Hogwarts, he knew there would be owls from parents. He didn't expect there to be so many...or for them to be so hurtful. It takes a very unexpected letter in the mix to pull Remus from his depression.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Remus L. - Complete
Someone worth saving by Eternal She-Wolf reviews
Harry is five when he realizes heroes don't exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Once A Weasley by Seasonal Dreamer reviews
After an accident with a Bludger, George has lost his memory. All of it. And Fred is determined to bring it back. Read and review please! :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 168,902 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
kaleidoscope tragedy by angels entwined reviews
Maybe he was a hero, but did he have to die for it? —George Weasley, on gray that was too bright, all the colors of the rainbow, and his twin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2013 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Always by DrinkingAlcoholicRainbows reviews
"Why is it, whenever something happens, it is always you three?" What a good question. :: Three times that Hermione, Ron, and Harry found it difficult to sleep in that blasted tent. / He thinks of them together. As a trio. Like they always have been. Quotes from "C'mon" by Panic! In The Disco and fun. NOMINATED FOR BEST DRAMA-ANGST FIC ON HP FANFIC SPRING-SUMMER AWARDS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Seven Stages of Grief by adoubletn reviews
People say that there are seven stages of grief. Seven stages of emotions you go through after the loss of the ones you love. They're hard, they take a while, but after a while, they're all cycled through. And when that time has come, finally, new life can start again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Severus S., George W., N. Tonks, Teddy L. - Complete
The Only Difference by Cerulean Musings reviews
-Set during OotP- No one can see the difference between Fred and George. George is the only one who sees it and he's the only one who can do something about it. Warning: anorexia, bulimia. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,665 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 5/25/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Whiskey Checklist by Raven Wolfmoon reviews
After the war, George and Percy must find reasons to keep living, but they are both haunted by Fred's death and moving on is not as easy as they thought. Lots of Weasley goodness! Eventual canon pairings!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,377 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - George W., Percy W. - Complete
Morning After by HalfASlug reviews
Seamus Finnigan always had the best birthday parties and Hermione remembered all of the ones that she had attended - until his twenty-first. Trio friendship fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Target by DREAMSandLOVE reviews
Why did Ron Weasley laugh at Draco Malfoy's name on their first train ride to Hogwarts? An insight of Ron's thoughts the first Friday night he spends at Hogwarts. A bit darker than it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Ron W. - Complete
From Boys to Men by Elven Heart993 reviews
"All men of and over the age of seventeen are required to fight in the War." The radio fell lifeless from Fred's limp hands...they were going to war... AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,620 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Ordinary Decent Folk by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Alternate Universe. Vernon and Petunia Dursley accepted Harry into their family in November 1981. Now Harry is ten years old and facing an intrusion into his life from the magical world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
We'll Always be Together by ChoCedric reviews
What if George had been beside Fred during the fighting in the final battle? And what if, after the wall collapsed, Fred stayed alive for about a minute to have a last conversation with his twin? "I love you, Georgie," Fred whispered as he felt the last of his energy ebbing away. "We'll always be together."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2012 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4171 - Favs: 7,727 - Follows: 3,454 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
the mirror that drives men mad by our dancing days reviews
"Tragic men can't stand happy endings." A tale of four young men and one old mirror. / freeverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Broken by BonBon99 reviews
There's a break in the fighting at The Battle of Hogwarts. Everyone is gathered in the Great Hall, dead and alive. It's a horrible scene. And then, George sees Fred… A one-shot rated for sadness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2012 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Beware of Potions by SerenaRiis reviews
Fred and George create a new product in the summer before their 6th year, but when one of them samples it, they find that it has far different effects than they'd hoped for. Slightly AU after GoF, centered mostly on the twins. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,245 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Hating James Potter by zayhra reviews
James Potter was very easy to dislike, but Regulus Black did not dislike James Potter. He hated him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
A Look Into the Golden Trio by Scarlet Mya Chieko reviews
When people think of the Golden Trio, they think of the three that defeated Voldemort. What they should think of is three people with an undescribable bond. Simple fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Contending Loyalties by Gamma Orionis reviews
Percy Weasley's family will never bother to see his point of view, no matter how hypocritical that might make them. Written for Shira Lansys' Speed of Lightning Competiton on the HPFC forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Percy W. - Complete
Why Can't It Be a Joke? by bballgirl32 reviews
Fred and George end up back in time, break up the fight that would've killed Ariana Dumbledore, then watch Albus and Grindelwald leave without realizing just how much they've changed until they return to a twisted future. More detailed summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,937 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Fred W., George W.
Second Best by Marauder-In-Disguise reviews
Lee Jordan had never had brothers. That was the truth...Apart from the fact that actually, it wasn't that true at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Lee J., George W. - Complete
Brotherly Comfort by Philote reviews
Fred and George have their own unique way of playing the comforting big brother. Missing scene from PoA book-verse, takes place after Sirius shows up in the dorm in the middle of the night and "attacks" Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Harry P., Fred W., George W., Ron W. - Complete
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way vs Canon by susieboo reviews
First entry in the MSEA Files. There's a new student at Hogwarts by the name of Ebony Way, and she seems pretty screwed up in the head. Rated T for language and canon rape. And eye rape, probably.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,095 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - OC - Complete
dance around graves by fin du globe reviews
It's a custom, a tradition, a rule for the Black family to go with a bang and not a whimper. / The literal and metaphorical deaths of the Black children. FreeVerse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Complete
Career Consultation by Alohaemora reviews
Harry isn't the only one who helped Fred and George achieve their dream of running a joke shop.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/3/2011 - George W., Minerva M., Fred W. - Complete
I Told You So by Aggiebell reviews
The Weasley brothers have "the talk" with Harry. Ginny is not impressed. Set in between Matchmaker and Making Up for Lost Time in my Matchmaker Universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 2,165 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Somewhere Only We Know by Taisi reviews
George is broken beyond healing, but Harry's stubborn. And maybe George is still a little stubborn, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,068 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
Look Beyond What You See by hachoo reviews
There was more to George's missing ear than just physical damage. Now he and Fred are struggling with a problem that could endanger their lives while the war rages on around them. What could possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,561 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Pain of Loneliness by WinterGarden reviews
After the battle at Hogwarts, George faces a new war that rages on within him. Devastated by the loss of his twin, George finds himself in a world of pain, distrust, and anguish. How can he save himself when he's not sure that he even wants to be saved?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,782 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Fred W., George W.
Take Me Away by SLBStevie reviews
George tries to deal with the loss of his twin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
My Brother's Wreck by thosefadedlights reviews
"He looks at himself in the mirror, trying to find Fred's face in his own." Because sometimes, memory just isn't enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/19/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
she's gone by kingslayers reviews
she's gone - a tribute to a star who shined - freeverse for evelyn - please, respect her memory and find out who this amazing girl was.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Roxanne W., Rose W. - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 2,574 - Follows: 593 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Complete by Undertaker of the Sith reviews
The night they became Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs was the night the circle of their friendship closed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
What it Means by cubye4 reviews
If Ron stopped Harry before he walked into the forest in Deathly Hallows. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Out of Sight by too many stars to count reviews
After the war Harry, Ron and Hermione have trouble letting the others out of their sight. A friendship fic. Slight R/Hr. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Love Is Watching Someone Die by casablanca-sucked reviews
Post-War: George Weasley is having a hard time getting over the death of his twin, his partner in crime and best mate. Every memory hurts and he doesn't feel like he can ever be happy again without Fred. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Not to Be Separated by sashafrazzle reviews
AU FREDS NOT DEAD - The war has ended, Fred's alive again , and life for the Weasley Twins is finally piecing itself back together again. So why can't George get these depressing thoughts out of his head?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Are You Alright, Freddie? by professor lazyass reviews
What if George had died instead of Fred?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Gamp's Law by Speechwriter reviews
Myrtle Westing-Smith was the first person to die at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for 67 years, 4 months, and 6 days. The student who died 67 years, 4 months, and 6 days before her did not have nearly so pleasant a death. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Complete
Tears in Heaven by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
George uses a daydream charm to see his twin once more. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Giving In by MiHnn reviews
Moving on is never as easy as others make it out to be. - A story of what happens to George after the death of his brother.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2011 - George W. - Complete
In George's Eyes by Jedi Goat reviews
AU OotP. After the Quidditch injury that forever changed his life, George struggles to rebuild. Maybe laughter alone can't bring back their old life, but you can bet he and Fred will try anyway. UPDATED April 3, 2011.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,289 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 2/21/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
All the Little First Years by chasingafterstarlight reviews
All of the forty first years at Hogwarts in seven lines./ Freeverse, NextGen
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
It's Real For Us by over-rehearsed reviews
A tribute to ALL fans of Harry Potter. Because we are the Harry Potter Generation and it's real for us.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Ghost of a Smile by lilpryde reviews
George finds Fred's body during the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
If Only by mtmnt reviews
As everyone, George fears the upcoming battle. With the difference that he and another certain person have more to lose than anyone else. ***SPOILERS FOR DEATHLY HALLOWS! Brotherly fluff!***
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/19/2010 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Regrets by blue-eyed-cow reviews
Fred is the one on the left. George is the one on the right. I know, it's hard to tell. Well, they are twins. But maybe they aren't that alike. Maybe the one on the left is dead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Dos and Don'ts of Writing a Realistic OC by PottedLilies reviews
A guide to keep your OCs from becoming Mary Sues. Includes name, appearance, background, personality, and examples. Based in both Marauders' and Harry's eras. Slightly sarcastic at times, no offence meant. All reviews/suggestions welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 70 - Published: 10/26/2010 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 4,714 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2721 - Favs: 2,376 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
So You're a Masochist: the Art of Sidekicking by zooeypotter reviews
If you reckon you're tough, funny, and attractive enough for the job – or if, like me, you'd very little choice in the matter – then this book is the stylish monochrome wardrobe to your Death Eater; the hair product to your Malfoy; the... must I go on?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,278 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Other Side of Goodbye by quitesirius reviews
“I don’t want to be an angel,” Fred says, barely above a whisper as he tries desperately to touch his mother’s face and wipe away her tears. Fred must come to terms with his own death before he can say goodbye.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,119 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Fred W., George W.
Twin Cores by foxfire flamequeen reviews
When you’re playing Death’s game, you can never win… Unless you cheat. Previously posted from account ThunderStar SolarEclipse. Revised and edited. Please read Author's Note.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,562 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2010 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Hogwarts Soft Core Erotica Business by BadGirlwithsomeRetroSneakers reviews
Straightening his glasses to make sure he was seeing things correctly, James was surprised to see that the shirtless picture of himself with very low trousers and eighteen abs was still staring back at him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,492 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 90 - Published: 12/12/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
History Lessons by Fox Murphy reviews
Fred and George have been trying to track down the legendary Marauders for years, and one rainy summer night at Order headquarters they find two wizards who just might be able to help. Set just before the beginning of OotP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Twenty One by Silver Symphony reviews
Fred and George's might-have-been birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
A Decade and a Half Ago by VoledmortCan'tStopTheRock reviews
Its Harry’s primary schools fifteen year reunion, but now he’s successful, handsome and has a happy family. How will his previous classmates react to seeing such a different Harry Potter from the ten year old orphaned pushover? please RR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 2,917 - Follows: 597 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Detention by Remember.E reviews
Detention was nothing new to Fred and George Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Lesson Learned by truthandfireworks reviews
Set in GOF: Harry loses the map to Professor Moody and asks the twins to get it back for him. What Fred finds when he steps into the office is not what he expects. R&R, thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,385 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Fred W., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Stardust by Caisele reviews
Fred and George. George and Fred. We all love the Weasley twins. Short. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Basic Grammar by arainymonday reviews
A story about how a misplaced apostrophe and the absence of a question mark have changed the world forever for one of the wars' survivors.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
An Interview with Justin FinchFletchley by ajarntham reviews
Ten years after the defeat of Voldemort, Lee Jordan asks what life was like during the Death-Eaters' reign for the Muggleborn son of a prominent Tory family, and what he learned as a member of the commission which investigated how they came to power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,153 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Justin F., Lee J. - Complete
Avenging a Friend by PowerOfFail reviews
*set fifth book* It's good to have your secrets. Somtimes, you should tell your friends. Some of those friends will be rational, some will desire revenge. Lucky for Lee, Fred and George are the latter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,083 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Lee J., George W. - Complete
A Weasley Family Thanksgiving by JoeMerl reviews
During Thanksgiving dinner, Fred just can't shake the feeling that something's not quite right. Rated for things you shouldn't discuss at your family meal. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Harry P., George W., Molly W., Fred W. - Complete
That Laugh by JustKeepOnTheGrass reviews
Sometimes George Weasley hates his uncles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 155 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Solving the Clues by SnorkackCatcher reviews
Kingsley Shacklebolt had never expected his habit of solving Daily Prophet crosswords to uncover a security leak. But when Potterwatch passwords started to appear in them as answers to clues, he had little choice but to investigate who was behind it ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,194 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Kingsley S., Lee J. - Complete
A Baffling Visit by amber-chick reviews
Katya Sims, London Daily reporter goes to visit the headquarters of the revolutionary joke shop called Weasley Wizard Wheezes, owned by entrepeanours Fred & George Weasley. How will it go?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Destiny Reversed by chattypandagurl reviews
-COMPLETE- One morning Harry wakes up in a different world. His parents are alive and Neville bears the scar. Things are different and Harry starts to like that the weight of the world isn't on his shoulders. Neville may not be able to bear that weight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 163,839 - Reviews: 1995 - Favs: 4,110 - Follows: 2,131 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Five Things That Never Happened to Sirius Black by slightlytookish reviews
Five drabbles, five things that never happened to Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Shadows by Loca Bambina reviews
Whatever you do, don't lose control. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2008 - George W., Ron W. - Complete
Time and Again by Mornwey reviews
Lee just wants to be a normal teenage boy, but it's not easy when even his own body seems to be working against him. Lucky for him the cavalry comes to the rescue...albeit in the unlikely form of Fred and George.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Lee J., George W. - Complete
Buried Memories by dogstar-ebony reviews
What happens when you lose a part of yourself so huge that what is left is simply the imprint of a person? Oneshot, post DH, George Weasley reflecting on his relationship with Fred. Rewritten.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
I Love You, Romilda by The Steppy One reviews
My answer to the prompt, 'Harry didn't stop Ron from going after Romilda Vane...what happened on Ron's alternate 17th birthday' for the hp funnyfest over on LiveJournal. Complete with choose-your-own-adventure-ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by DailyProphetEditor reviews
You all know the famous chicken joke. Well, here's a small collection of answers provided by our favorite witches and wizards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Snails and Puppy Dog Tails by The Italian Peach reviews
.:Drabble Collection, One Shot:. Seven things you didn't know about Ron and Harry's friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 171 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
You're Going to Die, Brother by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
Thanks to a freak accident, Percy has gone back to the night of the battle and manages to save Fred's life. But the universe, unfortunately, has a habit of course correcting...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,734 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Percy W., Fred W.
I Will Follow You Into the Dark by bitterending reviews
[DH SPOILERS] Fred had always been afraid of the dark. It was foolish, really, with all things considered. He was fearless with faced with nearly anything else, but alone in a dark room he felt helpless.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Unmaking of George Weasley by THElaughingUNIVERSE reviews
George wondered if maybe he was slowly going insane... DH spoilers. COAUTHORED WITH VICIOUSWOLFIE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
A Histrionic Prat By Any Other Name… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
In his fifth year at Hogwarts, Tom Riddle concocts a new name for himself. A name which no one is ever allowed to use... Yes, because THAT sounds practical, Tom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Fenrir G. - Complete
Death and King's Cross by sciathan file reviews
[DH Spoilers, One shot] Who was to know Death had etiquette enough to be personalized? Ensemble fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,611 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Slaughter Dew by cupid-painted-blind reviews
The first time it happens, he is fourteen. Sitting at the Gryffindor table, Peter thinks of murder. [Peter, OCD. Dark. Written for a challenge at the Reviews Lounge.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Peter P. - Complete
Funeral for a Friend by Mizaya reviews
George Weasley never imagined he’d have to attend this funeral. Spoilers for DH!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Sometimes by Anidori-Kiladra reviews
“Cry,” Lavender tells him, but Fred doesn’t know what he’s supposed to cry for.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Back to Back by AEM1 reviews
DH SPOILER! George blames himself for not being there for Fred when he died. What do you do when the thought of going on without the person you've done everything with for your entire life makes you want to curl up into a little ball and die yourself?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Whole by psquare reviews
[Oneshot] George Weasley finds a reason to fight and realises that they would be together, always. At the end, and beyond, because that is how they are meant to be: whole. [Major SPOILERS for Book 7. You are warned.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Shattered by S.H.Nessa reviews
Deathly Hallows SPOLIERS. See, Freddie? Now you're not alone. And Fred had taken George's hand and told him how stupid he was, though both were grinning. A moment between brothers, a moment of memories and grief. Read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2007 - George W., Bill W. - Complete
There you'll be by Faithful Wheezy reviews
George speaks of his twin at the funeral. Songfic to 'There You'll Be' sung by Faith Hill. An angsty Weasley family one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Severance by Cirocco reviews
George is left behind. Spoilers for DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2007 - George W. - Complete
Dust in His Eyes by Morien Alexander reviews
He lay on the kitchen floor with dust in his eyes. [SPOILER FOR BOOK SEVEN] [Deathfic]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Will You Be With Me Tomorrow? by Live2Read reviews
George grows ill, while the other promises to keep that fact a secret. But just how long can Fred go without telling someone? Not intended twincest. First and last HP fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Mary Sues Cometh by citygirl1116 reviews
A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P.
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
MARYSUE Must Die? by picascribit reviews
1976: There's a new girl at Hogwarts. She's perfect. She's beautiful. She has curves in all the right places. Everyone loves her. Everyone except Madeleine and Maggie, that is. Meta/crack fic about how not to write fanfic. Written 2007, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,367 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/1/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Remus L., Peter P., OC - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 257 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 1,861 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Scourgify by PutMoneyInThyPurse reviews
Umbridge,with the help of Malfoy,finally gets to use her Permission for Whipping on Ron.Harry blows up,Hermione helps,Ginny does her bit,and the twins and the DA get a cameo.Hurt comfort.Trio friendship.Rated for violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,023 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Day of OOC by phantomduck reviews
Harry awakes on the first weekend of the 6th year to find everyone acting strangely, luckily Ron is on hand to point out just what is going on. Note: This is a oneshot story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Brotherly Duties by Perse reviews
Homesickness can take even the most unlikely victims. A sweet little Weasley brothers oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/7/2005 - George W., Percy W. - Complete
On the Other Side of a Smile by FannyT reviews
Thw twins are always laughing, never showing weakness or pain. Yet they, too, have been touched by the war. And there is one young Auror who watches them, wishing that they would once just once let themselves be helped.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/1/2005 - George W., N. Tonks - Complete
Weasleysitting by The Kitty-kitty reviews
Alistor Moody had twenty years experience of eing an Auror... but nothing NOTHING could prepare him for this fresh horror... babysitting seven Weasleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Alastor M., Ron W.
Fizz by Kiki Cabou reviews
Harry has issues. Fortunately, he also has friends. A Sixth Year story. Major spoilers for OOTP, GOF. This story is now COMPLETE. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,797 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Truths by Neurotica reviews
Complete and Revised.AU.After an odd sighting on the full moon, Remus begins to realize his what he's believed for five years isn't quite accurate. With a little help from Dumbledore, Sirius is set free and the Marauders attempt to raise Harry. Pre-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 100,574 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 1/27/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 7,098 - Follows: 564 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The Marauders Meet Their Match by MimiRose113 reviews
The Marauders babysit the twoyearold Weasley twins
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/29/2004 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Two Halves to a Hole by The Sneeze reviews
You've never seen Fred Weasley like this. After the trio begin to work at the Wheeze, they start to notice a change in the twin; a dangerous change that leaves George in the dust. Will the truth shock them into turning on Fred, or can they help? FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,749 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/31/2004 - Published: 7/27/2004 - George W., Voldemort
The Top 77 Ways to Annoy Snape by Carmen Willows reviews
Chapter 9-the last one-is up! Who will win? The Weasley twins have made a contest to find the best ways to annoy Snape and others! Was once a list, but that fell off so now it's a story. Read!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,984 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 6/15/2003 - George W.
Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,216 - Reviews: 4666 - Favs: 6,063 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Never Alone, Never Again by Bored Beyond Belief reviews
Harry's holiday reaches it's lowest point. Will Harry finally be able to have the kind of love everyone else seems to take for granted? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 270,482 - Reviews: 3877 - Favs: 4,509 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Promises Unbroken by Robin4 reviews
Sirius Black remained the Secret Keeper and everything he feared came to pass. Ten years later, James and Lily live, Harry attends Hogwarts, and Voldemort remains…yet the world is different and nothing is as it seems. AU, updated for HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 170,882 - Reviews: 3226 - Favs: 3,930 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Severus S. - Complete
Licorice Wands by Liebling reviews
‘So he counted his last few knuts and bought four licorice wands. One for him, one for the other boy, and two for her. Because she was special.’ Harry, Ron & Hermione friendship fic. Slight Ron/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Baby Nimbus 600 by That Aerin reviews
Potter and Black are at it again. Who says babies can't fly? Harry's first time on a broomstick. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/20/2003 - James P., Sirius B.
Truth by Just Around the Corner reviews
People may die, but memories live on...A story of the strong bond of friendship between Hermione, Ron and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,396 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/5/2003 - Hermione G.
With the Stars by Klingon Chik reviews
Society kills--but in this world, nobody seems to care. (Fred POV)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,504 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2003 - George W.
Invisible by FernWithy reviews
How Snape left the Death Eaters, saved the Weasley twins, and delivered James Potter's Invisibility Cloak to Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,087 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/11/2003 - Severus S., James P.
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 143 - Published: 3/25/2002
Destined for Reality by Night Zephyr reviews
Ron's homework procrastination turns into something much more complicated for him, Harry, and Hermione. Puzzles, anyone?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,579 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2002 - Complete
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Quidditch League Entries reviews
A collection of one-shots, set everywhere in the HP-verse. Written for the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition. Rated T to cover all stories. Genres/characters are for latest tale. Currently have 11 Trio Era, 1 Next-Gen, 7 Marauders' Era, and 2 cross-gen. Contains entries for Seasons 5, 6, and 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,365 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 8/2/2017 - [Remus L., Sirius B.]
Roses by Another Name reviews
Roses by another name smell just as sweet, right? Or do they? A single detail is tweaked for a select cast of characters, and this changes their whole fate. Because, after all, we've all heard of the butterfly effect… [Genderswapped!Marauders/Others, but not everyone has been genderbent]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,760 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/16/2018 - Published: 7/2/2018 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
I'll Be With You reviews
Fred Weasley, in the year before his death. Some things are the same as during peacetime: there are things like Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, friendships, family, Christmas, and their birthday. And yet, through it all, the final battle looms ever closer... [Companion to "I Was With You" from my QLFC entries, but can stand alone. / Extended edition of the QLFC entry by the same name.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2018 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Boggart Man reviews
What if Harry Potter's Boggart wasn't a Dementor, but something worse...and a lot more personal? When Harry faces his Boggart, it unleashes a spiral of events that change his whole story. Whether our tale will still end with "All was well"? You'll just have to read. [No pairings / Rated T for mentions of (SPOILER: child abuse and neglect), but there's nothing graphic at all]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,842 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/13/2018 - Published: 8/25/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
The Creation of Canary Creams
Fred Weasley, George Weasley, and Lee Jordan create the first prototype of Canary Creams. But when George tests the potion, he gets stuck as a canary. Fred and Lee must face many challenges—such as taking down the ferocious Madam Pince and stealing from the greasy bat Severus Snape—in order to restore their friend to his human form. [Extended edition of QLFC entry by the same name]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/3/2018 - George W., Lee J., Fred W. - Complete
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus reviews
Or, "How the Hogwarts Motto Came to Be." When Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, Gryffindor, and Slytherin finally decided on the location of their new school, before they could build it, they had to find a way to remove its inhabitant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2017 - Salazar S., Helga H., Godric G., Rowena R. - Complete
Of Slime, Friends, and Photographs reviews
James Potter gets pranked, and he knows exactly who's to blame.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2017 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Living the Harry Potter Dream
[UNDER REVISION] Two sisters are sucked into their favorite series, Harry Potter. With the knowledge of what's to come, they are able to affect the war and the character's lives in many ways. How will this affect the wizarding world? [Into the Pages, by TartCat207, is a companion story, and has been fully revised to include an actual plot, people in character, and proper grammar.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,447 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/29/2017 - Published: 5/13/2017 - Harry P., OC
A Trip to the Beach reviews
For the National Ice Cream Day challenge. When Hermione agreed to go to the beach, she never would have guessed that she would meet her future best friends there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Day in the Potter Household reviews
My entry for the One Thousand Prompts Challenge by fan-freak121. Self-explanatory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2017 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete