Makaidos
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Joined 10-23-11, id: 3364327, Profile Updated: 08-04-12

I'm just a regular nerd, doing regular nerdy things. Fanfiction and video games, usually.

I'm usually on FF mobile, so I doubt I'll be making any stories anytime soon. Sorry!

I'm a total Pokemon nut, and I love Steel- and Fire- types. I would recommend one for any team that wishes to be successful. Or, go without and lose (almost)every time. Your choice.

I started a Pokemon forum! Come check it out if you want.

http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/Makaidos/3364327/

This is the Fav. fictional character questionare! Read at your own risk.

1. Red (Pokemon Gen. I)

2. Link (Legend of Zelda)

3. May (Pokemon Gen. III)

4. Dawn (Pokemon Gen. IV)

5. Saria (Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)

6. Isaac (Golden Sun)

7. Ganon (Legend of Zelda)

8. Mordecai (Regular Show)

9. Hilda (Pokemon Gen. V)

10. Devin (My OC)

11. Gary/Blue (Pokemon Gen. I)

12. Claire (Heroes)

Four invites three to have dinner at his/her house. What happens?


Dawn invites May to her house for dinner. Sleepover!

If you could choose to sleepover at either one's or six's house who would you choose?

Red's or Isaac's... Probably Isaac's, he can at least talk.

Two and Seven are making out and Ten walks in what happens?


Link and Ganon... No. Just no.

Three falls in love with Six and Eight is Jealous. What happens?

May falls in love with Isaac and Mordecai is jealous. He'd probably make a cheesy joke and go "Ooooohhhhhh!"

Nine tries to get five to go to a strip club.


She's a little girl, for crying out loud. But she'd probably ask "Why are they throwing money at them?"

Four jumps you in a dark alley way. Who comes to save you?


Dawn jumps me in a dark alley... No one, I'd probably mug her back.

One starts a cooking show. 15 minutes later what happens?


Red starts a cooking show. We'd probably have no idea what's going on, he doesn't talk.

Three has to marry either eight, four, or nine who will he/she choose?


May has to choose Dawn, Hilda, or Mordecai. Probably Mordecai because he's the only guy.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?.

Saria/ Hilda. I like yuri, don't judge me.

Everybody gangs up on three. Does three have a chance?


Nope. May's gonna get hurt.

Everybody is invited to two's and ten's wedding except eight. How do they react?


Link/ Gary... He'd be a wedding crasher and make lame jokes the whole time.

Why is six afraid of seven?


Cuz Ganon is a giant, hulking beast with two huge swords.

One is late for two's and ten's wedding what happens? And why were they late?


Red's late cuz he walks everywhere.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?


He'd ask if he could join in.

Five and Nine end up drunk at your house. What do you do?


Let them sleep in the floor, no free rooms.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?


I doubt it.

Nine murders two's best friend. What does two do for revenge?


Hilda kills Link's best friend... Oh god, I feel sorry for her.

Six and One are in mortal danger. Will they save each other or will one forget the other and make it out?


They'll get out alive, believe me.

Eight and three go camping but they forget to bring food. What do they do?


Go back for it.

Five is in a car crash and is in critical condition. What does nine do?


Cry, wish for her to get better.

Seven is hitting on Ten. How does he/she react?


"Dude, honestly? Kinda creeperish..."

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.


Don't worry, I won't kill you.

Have you ever read a six/eight fanfic before?


Nope.

Do you think four is hot? How hot?


Pretty hot. If she were older, of course.

What would happen if two got eight pregnant?


Kinda impossible.

Do you recall any fics about nine?


Yep.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?


If they were gay, sure.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?


Also impossible.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?


Yep.

What would happen if seven walked in on two and four making love?


Didn't you ask this already?

Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.


He met her, she fell in love. S* happens.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?


Doubtful.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?


WARNING: Crackfic.

Suggest a title for a seven/three hurt/comfort fic?


I just can't...

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?


A week or two ago.

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?


Sorry, can't think of one.

Does anyone on your friends list read three?


Probably.

Does anyone on your friends list draw or write nine?


I dunno.

Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?


Who knows?

What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?


FINALLY!!!

If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?


I'm sexy and I know it.

If you wrote a one/four/six fic, what would the warning be?


Warning- Crackfic.

What would be a good pick up line for nine to use on two?


So, defeated any bosses lately?

Eight walks into Ten's room while he/she is changing, what would happened?


Break down and cry in the sheer glory of his manhood.

Three and Four are fighting, but then six comes in and brings Three and Four together as a couple.


Not sure what to put here...

Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 10?


Devin, easy.

Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?


I'm a guy, I can't really tell.

Would you rather do 3 or 5?


May, anyday.

What would happen if 1 got 8 pregnant?


Kinda impossible.

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?


Nope, I would if it was good.

How emo is Seven?


Not at all, he kills minions for that.

If you wrote a One/Six/Nine fic, what would the warning be?


Warning- Crackfic(as you can see, I like crackfics.)

What would happen if Seven got Eight pregnant?


Still impossible.

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Red and Ganon are in a happy relationship until Hilda runs off with Ganon. Red, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Gary and a brief unhappy affair with Claire, then follows the wise advice of Saria and finds true love with May.

How to Tell you watch, play, and/or read to much PoKéMoN by Waveripple of Team Sunrise:
1. You think Pokemon is the most awesome game, manga, and anime ever.
2. You rant about Pokemon to your friends.
3. You rant about Pokemon to your friends, and you KNOW they’re not listening to you.
4. You think Pokemon should have a life-action movie made.
5. You never thought of #4 but think it would be awesome anyway.
6. When you lose in some horrible, embarrassing manner, you run away yelling ‘We’re Blasting off again!’
7. You’re going to do #6 next time you are defeated in a horrible, embarrassing manner.
8. Your parents are worried about your Pokemon obsession.
9. Your parents are NOT worried about your Pokemon obsession.
10. You have dreams about your favorite shippings.
11. You have nightmares about the shippings you loath.
12. You wish you had a Pokemon,
13. You wish you WERE a Pokemon.
14.You have spent more than 40 hours on a Pokemon game training your Pokemon and are only half way through.
15. You know for a FACT that Pikachu is super Badass.
16. You want to dress up as a Pokemon or a Pokemon trainer.
17. You HAVE dressed up as a Pokemon or a Pokemon trainer before.
18. You can say every Pokemon’s name when given a picture of them up to Gen. IV
19. You can say every Pokemon’s name when NOT given a picture up to Gen IV.
20. You have posters of Pokemon on your walls
21. You have a kick-ass Pokemon party in your Pokemon game.
22. You have a kick-ass Pokemon party in your mind.
23. You think about Pokemon in odd places at odd times. (I.E.: In a classroom during a test, in the middle of a conversation, etc.)
24. You like having a Poké -ession.
25. You doodle Pokemon on important papers (I.E.: Paperwork, homework, tests, etc.)
26. You have started to pass the Poké -ession to a friend.
27. You HAVE passed the Poké -ession to a friend.
28. You want to have a huge Pokemon themed party.
29: You have had a huge Pokemon themed party.
30. You post this on your profile and add your name to this list: Waveripple of Team Sunrise, DAMLWinner, LoveLoverGrl, ManaphyLove, DNFanatic0216, volt tackle, TheKirby801, ArtemisisSymmetrical, xxThisClosexx, Makaidos

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Derpédex by C7sus4 reviews
Starting out on a journey? Couldn't afford a normal pokédex? Then this is for you. This is your guide to the world of pokémon for now. Lucky you. Rated M for graphic language, among other things. [Thanks a lot for 100 chapters, guys!]
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 147 - Words: 228,051 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 2/1/2012
Ree Majors' Wonderful Journey by Digital Skitty reviews
Ree Majors issues a challenge to herself: get eight Unovan badges in under a year. Fifth time's the charm, right? But she's not really cut out for training, not like her boyfriend or her sister, and it's not like she can rely on anyone but herself. And her pokemon, she should probably remember that it's a team effort. So they can go on a wonderful* journey together. (*not at all)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 327,476 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 7/1/2011 - OC
A Rather Unwelcome Burden by C7sus4 reviews
A Mystery Dungeon parody, with a little original plot thrown in. Follow the adventures of a shinx named Dave and his friend Houndour as they deal with the hardships a rescue team brings, and a possible crisis of world-ending proportions! Rated M for adult humor and language.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,782 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Shinx/Kolink, Houndour/Delvil
Grotesque Pokédex by Crowbot reviews
A collection of darker short stories relating to the darker side of Pokémon.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,149 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012
Confessions of a Male Gardevoir by Coli Chibi reviews
"Hi. My name is Garland, but you can call me Gar for short. I'm a Gardevoir, and yes, I'm a male. A man. A guy." A documentary about a guy who looks like a girl, and how he learned to live with it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Gardevoir/Sirknight - Complete
Stop The Clocks by Shadow Star.EXE reviews
GroudonxCelebi oneshot, based off a Tumblr role play. When Celebi shows up to Terra Cave with the intent to annoy the titan of land, her intentions get flipped around and they both get something they've been secretly longing for. Warning: will probably give you cavities.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Celebi, Groudon - Complete
Ranger School Adventures by ArtemisisSymmetrical reviews
Welcome to Ranger School! Here you can make new friends, practise catching pokemon and solve mysteries that have been here since the school began! Wait. What was that last part? That wasn't on the brochure... OC SUBMISSIONS CLOSED... FOR NOW.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,331 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012
Pokemorph Academy by Moth's Aflame reviews
'Back then, it was just me and him. Now, I have to join some academy to train a skill that I didn't even want WTF man.' OC submissions on hold for now.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,603 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Accelgor
Pokeshots by KamikazePenguin69 reviews
Random, humorous parodies from the pokemon world. I'm not really sure, but I MAY have posted this under killeralchemist747. Somewhat of a crack-fic featuring OOC characters. First, Arceus creates the world. May include excessively long, but funny, authors notes.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Giratina, Arceus
A Soul within Steel by Moth's Aflame reviews
'As technology grows stronger, it consumes everything in sight. Emotions may be a thing of the past for us but...will we let it' An OC story. Story on hold...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Scizor/Hassam, Hitmonlee/Sawamular
Regret by Crukix reviews
Death. War. Destruction. The world of the future lies in ruins. I got the chance to go back and stop it from ever happening, only to discover that I was the cause. This is how I destroyed the world.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 520,045 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 3/11/2010 - OC - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: The Secret War by Davin Sunrider reviews
Twenty-five years after 'The Fourth Piece', a young Gerudo warrior is sent to Hyrule to find a way to break the curse afflicting her tribe. But, she is soon swept into an epic conflict that has raged since the world's beginning, now nearing its end...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 171,084 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009