Miss ShatterBox
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Joined 08-23-10, id: 2508768, Profile Updated: 09-26-10
Author has written 3 stories for Chronicles of Vladimir Tod, and Naruto.

Name: Miss ShatterBox

You can call me: Mizu-tsun, Mare-pon, Shakko

Age: 13

Birthday: December 23

Gender: FEMALE! (haha X3)

Yeah... Um... in terms of appearance I guess I'm decent. Not shockingly beautiful or anything. LOVE LOVE LOVE dying my bangs rainbow colors. Right now they're orange and purple! :D

Sports: I'm on my high school swim team. I'm a backstroker. ;] I used to do volleyball but our high school coach is screwed up, and she picks favorites.

Three rules:

1. Reading is for enjoyment and the bettering of my skills. If you have a problem, go ahead and spout it. But flaming isn't cool. Criticism is a go. If you notice a typo... PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME. :D I'm slightly neurotic and it'll drive me nuts.

2. Any and all OCs that I use *WILL NO MATTER WHAT* be sourced back to the creator. I am open to many ideas and any and all OCs are welcome. I love OCs a LOT. :3 hehehe...

3. My real name will be concealed from all but my closest friends and editors. My email is open to anyone who *ASKS POLITELY, thanks. ;-]

I really like writing my little Naruto comedies... But my Sonic faze is for sure OVER AND DONE WITH. But if someone asks, I can always write a one-shot for them anyway they like.

I don't watch much TV, but I do enjoy anime and manga. I speak a moderate amount of Japanese.

I like when you guys favorite and become fans. Really. But you should only fave something if you really like it. ;\]

Third update:

Uhh, yeah. About the Deisaku... I'm postponing it. I just don't... feel the idea any more, you know? So I'll write one later, maybe a Christmas fic or something.

I've started a new fic. I'm posting first (maybe second too if I decide to make it multi-chaptered) on Wednesday. I realized something awesome too. My school has off campus lunch, and our public library isn't fary away from the school (it's actually just down the street). So I was thinking, hell, why can't I just book it down there on Monday, post the first chapter, then on Wednesday I can post the second chapter? Good idea, ne? :D anyways, so yeah. That's what I've been thinking lately.

Yeah... If you liked Windswept then you'll like this one I've started. XD hahaha I'm making it a humor... so I have to edit it like FIVE TIMES to add in the humorous parts... but I know it'll be worth it.

If anyone has any questions, shoot me a PM. I'll even be over-thrilled to send you my deluxe sneek-peek view of the first page of the new fic. Just ask. :D

I love you guys, and I'll try to make the off-campus lunch thing work okay? Wish me luck, I have to go brainstorm some comedy shit.

Second update:

Okay... So I posted some random crap. Yay~! At least it's something right? The hilarious thing is that the Parental Controls on my laptop block on of the publishing pages, so I can only publish on Wednesdays when I go to the public library... ;[ Sorry!

Ehm... Yeah so Snow Smiled is just a short poem that I wrote for English. I think it's pretty good... Um... yeah.

Windswept!!! OH MY GOD! I'm super duper uber sorry if anyone is OOC or... I forgot to add something... or anything like that but still- OH MY GOD!! I've never written a ShikaTem before... and I have to say; it's adorable!! Their conflicting personalities really spice things up... as well as Temari's spunk. I really enjoyed writing it, and I hope all you guys who read it enjoyed it too. All you guys that haven't read it... READ ITTTTT!!! What could you lose but half an hour?? I mean come ON people, it's a one-shot!

About reviews: I really hope I get them! Anonymous means everything in the world to me! Even the most minimal of reviews will be REPLIED TO... unless of course it's Anonymous. In that case I will just note the persons nickname in the next post. ANYWAY~!! ;] haha sorry I get distracted...

I'm gauging everything so that for every FIVE reviews I get, ONE poem/one-shot will be added to my to-do list. For every TEN reviews that I get, ONE multi-chapter story will be added to my to-do list. Wakarimasu ka? (Understand?)

Also, if anyone has any like... commissions of some sort that they would like to see me write, go ahead and ask!!! I would love to write for you guys personally. Really. X3

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The Test by Zeze Writings reviews
Sakura takes the ANBU test; but, first she must fight Itachi or else she won't pass. What will happen? (AU, Non-Mass)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,081 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Fragility Of The Sakura by Frozzy reviews
Uchiha Itachi plants a certain invisible cursed mindseal on a certain pinkhaired kunoichi. The seal is to be physically activated by the touch of a male, but what happenes when feelings get involved? [OLD STORY]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 140,782 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
For the Love of Calories by Amara Dzi reviews
AU. Okay, Sakura, breathe. There must be a logical explanation on why the reflection of a hot supermodel-like teen is staring back at you instead of your 200 pounds of fat-infested body. There must be. Right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,741 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Akatsuki's New Medic by Jonanner Face reviews
Akatsuki need a new medic and they hear about a pink haired kunoichi that would fit the job. Deisaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,776 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara
Revenge a double edged sword by weaselcheater reviews
itasaku non-massacre itachi loses his memory in a mission and team 7 is in charge of his health. not a good summary i know! rated for language :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,183 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Look by WinterJade reviews
The fourth time Itachi was on the receiving end of The Look, he cursed his intelligent brain for counting and was bewildered, because he hadn't even done anything yet. Short and sweet ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kc-archive reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 3,193 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Konoha Honey by Twilight DeLucca reviews
In which Deidara gets curious and Sakura unwittingly helps him satisfy said curiosity. Rated K for kissing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Watermelon Drums by Aria Illusine reviews
Request fic for child of a fallen angel, on a heat-soaked summer day, all it takes is a chilled watermelon from Itachi's mother to get feelings out in the open...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Think Twice by AJlovesKakashi reviews
Because they were both attracted to her light...WHAT! Nah, they just got hormones at the same time...First fanfic to be uploaded. I appreciate criticism, but flames are a little unnecessary...ItaSakuSasu, non-mass, not a song-fic. Pleaz Review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,511 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Scholar by Mistress Krane reviews
Falling into a fountain while you're studying…sucks. Being brought into the boy who knocked you into said fountain's dorm…doesn't really suck. And when the handsome, dark-haired dormmate of the boy invites you to walk, how can you say no? AU, ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,956 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Oopsie Daisies by Red Dawn's Blossom reviews
"She climbed onto me. Tobi interrupted, un. We would have gotten further if you didn't say anything. I was going for her bra, yeah." DeiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Ino? by Killer-San reviews
Searching deep in the night for Naruto, The Akatsuki dutifully enter Naruto's apartment and wait for the right moment to strike. Too bad they won't find a sleeping Jinchuriki, but a rather delirious Sakura instead...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Fold me a memory paint me with Feeling by sparklesama reviews
sakura sai adn deidera have been secertly meeting for hours at a time everyday. they sit quietly and do art related things until one day everything just explodes and all feelings come pourign out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Skittles by Cylinder reviews
Black and white. Red and blue. They contrast each other in the perfect way, almost like they were meant to be. Pink and yellow - they clashed. They were supposed to repel, hate, KILL each other. But breaking the rules was just too tempting to bear...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,913 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
The New Year Surprise by SacredRoseDream reviews
She was a startling burst of color in an otherwise grey world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Snap Shot by Little Falcon reviews
GaaSaku... she had her life figured out but when something or rather someone appears on her photo... everything changed...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,172 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Rebond Love by LightningInferno97 reviews
Deidara and Sakura meets again and they remembered who each of them are. Deidara's disgusted at her and Sakura's feeling sad of his rejection towards.My first DeiSaku fanfic, please review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Encounter in the Woods by red champagne reviews
They meet in the woods, and Sakura finds out just how evil the Akatsuki can be. HUMOR oneshot deisaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Sticky Note Battlefield by xXGoody Not-So-Great MeXx reviews
Love quarrels happen all the time, in and out of the classroom. Why put a girl and a guy in a room with a dozen donuts and unlimited sticky notes? Is it the same as two in a closet? DeiSaku Oneshot, for Vesper chan's contest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Three Deadly Dare's by lovagirl132 reviews
When Sakura was 5 years old, Ino had given her three dares that end up lasting years later. What happens when a group of new kids arrive at her high school? Can one of them end the dares? Main: DeiSaku SakuDei Slight: KibaHina ShikaIno Onesided: SasoSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,668 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Where The Rain Goes by EternallyDrowning reviews
Supermodel Sakura Haruno is dating the unbeatable street-fighter Sabaku no Gaara, but when her job puts her in a position that makes Gaara leave in anger, will they ever stay together? Or will Sakura be left out in the rain? SakuraxGaara SakuxGaa ONESHOT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,273 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Good Morning, Sunshine by red champagne reviews
Deidara wakes in the morning and... "Sakura!" "What?" "You said his name!" "So?" panic ensues! deisaku oneshot fluff rated to be safe and for slight innuendos
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Retracing the Footsteps Of Love by Itachilova101 reviews
After Sasuke left Konoha for Orochimaru, Sakura gives up on love. Then, she meets the person she least expected to ever see. At first, she hates his mother lovin' guts, but can love, eventually, happen twice in one lifetime?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,198 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Upside Down by TK Grimm reviews
[DeiSaku] AU. Sakura Haruno has the perfect life, perfect job, perfect friends and perfect boyfriend. That is, until she meets Deidara and her world is turned upside down.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - [Deidara, Sakura H.] [Sasori, Ino Y.] - Complete
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Fortune Cookies and Lemonade reviews
First chap up. "Oh. My God. What in the name of GOD is that THING doing in MY GODDAMN KITCHEN?" "Oh... this? I could've sworn you were a dog person." In which Temari tries and fails to hide a scroll from Shikamaru. T for language! :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Windswept reviews
Shikamaru visits Sand for business... Temari meets up with him and gives him his birthday present! But... why doesn't he like it? And why does she feel so bad? Will they ever meet again? RATED T FOR LANGUAGE AND KISSING. R&R ShikaTem OneShot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Snow Smiled reviews
Poem I did for English class... I thought it was good enough to publish on site! First thing published for this account. R&R It's about when Vlad first bit Snow... and the nightmares he received from his Uncle's torture. From Tenth Grade Bleeds.
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Vladimir Tod, Snow - Complete