Queen: Hey, welcome to my second profile! It's me: dantesdarkqueen in another account! FF.net won't let me upload stuff on my second account, so I decided to use a second screen-name until that one (hopefully) clears up. I mean, how am I supposed to report things like this? The support thing doesn't work.

Kadaj: And you decided to name yourself after me this time, instead of Vergil? I'm flattered.

Queen: You won the coin-toss.

Vergil: Are you certain that's the only reason you picked him?

Queen: Well, no. I've been writing a lot of Final Fantasy VII stuff lately, and now there's an even number of FFVII fics and Devil May Cry fics under my name. So, I kinda have to give him his props. You aren't offended, are you?

Vergil:

Dante: Oh, don't look like that. You think the brat's pretty cool too; I know you do.

Kadaj: Hey!

Dante: Besides, she could have named herself after Sephiroth. It could be worse.

Queen: And what, may I ask, is wrong with Sephiroth?

Dante: Guy's too much like Verge. Besides, he owes me fifty bucks.

Vergil: Careful, brother. At least she didn't name herself after Zack, Yazoo, or Reno.

Dante:

Kadaj: Heh. You just got pwned.

Dante: Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Kadaj (smirking): My pleasure.

Queen (rolling eyes): Things have been nuts around here since these five showed up. Seven dominant males in the same area? I've been breaking up fights like crazy lately!

Dante: Well, it would probably help if you would keep Reno away from the booze...

Vergil: That one's just as much your fault as hers. You're the one who showed him where she hides the vodka.

Dante: He makes a great drinking buddy. It's the hangovers that make him so difficult to deal with.

Kadaj: That and his ability to confuse my brothers and I with Queen when he's smashed.

Queen: How many times has he groped Seph and Yazoo?

Kadaj: I think the count's up to fifteen. Minimum.

Dante: Why hasn't he groped Zack? I mean, he's got long hair too. Sort of.

Vergil: It is my belief that Reno can recognize the greatest threat to his health and continued masculinity when he is drunk. And he knows that Zack will do him greater harm than even Sephiroth.

Queen: Ho-kay, we have seriously wandered off-topic. Anyway, as some of you may have already figured out, I am the same person who writes fics under the name "dantesdarkqueen." As mentioned previously, this account is only going to be used when my regular account is down. As well as only so long as I am in college. (shrugs) So, I will be continuing some of my other fics under this name. I wish I could just continue them under my normal penname, but I can't. FF.net won't let me upload the documents. So, enjoy my fics, leave me some reviews, and don't kill me for taking so damn long to update.

Kadaj: Uh, Queen? I hate to tell you this, but there's a mob with pitchforks, torches, and Molotov cocktails outside the window.

Vergil: I believe it to be in our own best interests if we all evacuate this building right about now.

Dante (flinches as Molotov shatters window and explodes on floor): I'd concur, bro. Let's go!

Queen: Sorry, folks! Accept apologies, and read the fics! Leaving now!

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