Elva realizes that Eragon meant to bless her, not curse her, but she can't help but think him an idiot for it, and despises our young Rider for his mistake. This is a story from her point of view. Rated for mild violence. *Written before Brisingr*

If everyone but you believes you're mad, who is wrong? Ciel Phantomhive, patient D18, is not mad. Sebastian Michaelis, new orderly at St. Victoria's Asylum, agrees.

Hey, Guys this is the Vampire of the Bloody Rose. And this is book 2 in the Standing in the shadow series. If you like book one then you must read book two to see what happens next to Ritsuka and Seimei and the rest of the gangs.

Ventus is desperate, he feels like it's over, he would sell his soul to have a better life than this... Lucky for him, Vanitas happens to be interested in the soul market, particularly Ventus' soul... VanVen, lemon. SoRox later. (Currently being rewritten).

What if Kyuubi never attacked the village, and instead came 6 years later, enrolling as an academy student? NarutoxFemKyuubi DISCONTINUED. This story has been rebooted under the title Tsumeki-chan.

He wears it like any other would a ball and chain. -Doctor/Rose-

Quiet little Cloud enrolls with Shin-Ra determined to join SOLDIER... He didn't know what to expect, but it certainly wasn't anything like this! Seph/Cloud/Genesis, Angeal/Zack.

How did it come to this? This abomination, this twisted creature can't be Logan. My Prince.

The Infamous Uchiha Glare vs The Ultimate Uzumaki Pout

What would YOU do if your crush is crushing back on you, your old stillnotoveryet crush is hitting on you, and every human's wet dreams was molesting you? Well, that's what Naruto had to figure out. SasuNaru NejiNaru GaaNaru

"Oh, please, Logan would you read me this story?" she said, holding up the book to his chest.

Roxas isn't sure just how it had happened. One moment he's playing basketball with his twin, the next his wrists are tied with telephone wire and he's thrown in the back of a van. It had all happened so fast that day... Human-trafficking. Dark. AkuRoku.

Ciel's back slid down the tree and Alois followed him, not relenting in his desperation to touch and feel and make up for all the missed time – that's what this was, a full-frontal attack and Ciel was losing and that simply wouldn't do. Alois/Ciel, AU.

In the chaos of war Axel is desperate to keep his friends alive. 30 Seconds To Mars: "A warning to the people, the good and the evil... This. Is. War."

Gen, background on the man who became V. Set in the movie-verse, but with the anarchist themes of the comics. M for Violence, war themes, torture, etc

A fic to go with the delicious pic by smutpuppets on DeviantArt. The Master, a pink dress, the bondage chair, and Ten. Slash, non-con, breathplay. Not my characters.

The jounin exams are coming up, and Kakashi has devised a fresh torture for his not-so-little students before he lets them enter - kunoichi training. Team 7 won't know what's hit them.

Your obviously mine, don't you see? Mentions of SoRoku, AkuRoku, SoRiku. Warnings: Mild cursing, suggestive language, Yaoi. M for safety.

It was to her tune that Albion would dance, what she commanded they would obey. But to the man who was her brother, she was but a lonely dancer. And so he stepped in once more to continue the dance beside her. Thematic Char.Study Princess Rose and Logan

FULL SUMMARY INSIDE A serial killer is on the loose. Itachi Uchiha is on the case. But as he gets more involved, he finds out that it's much bigger than he ever thought. The facts lead back to his own past and threatens everything he holds dear. AU ItaNar

Discontinued. There is a revised version out called "Namikaze."

Uchiha Sasuke, an instructor at Namikaze Gakuen, has his work cut out for him when a new student sneaks his way into Sasuke's normally solitary life. But of course nothing is ever simple, not when both of their pasts get involved. SasuNaru, OthersNaru

The Doctor punishes the Master for breaking the rules.

Just a one off really. Love the song, love Reaver Reaver singing haha! SongFic!

It's not important. It's only blood, after all... Itachi's death at his brother's hands. Drabble.

Itachi promised his life and death to Sasuke.

AU! A young teen returns to Konoha in hope of getting back to her old life. With a new school, friends and a handsome bastard thrown in, it should be good. Highschool fun with Naruto characters. Sorry, first few chaps suck - Major improvement! ItaOC

"But you'll always be my hero even though you've lost your mind." Even now, when his lover was at his worst, he still loved him. He still loved him…because in spite of all the abuse…Itachi loved him too. Uchihacest.

Deidara never believed in fate. Not until he was forced to join the feared organization; The Akatsuki, who are responsible for death and misery in every country, yet is their ultimate goal really so sinister and evil?

"I like you more when you lose your will to live." Vanitas/Ven, Non-con

Axel isn't a normal senior in high school. Hair? No. Eyes? No. Attitude? Oh hell no. Nothing's really average about him. But battling evil exes? Now that's going over the edge. Rated T for language and actions later. AkuRoku. DROPPED STORY.

Temari meets a mysteroius man while running for her life from missing Nin. TemariXGaara Lemon, strong language and violence.

The sixties were the age of youth, as 70 million children from the post-war WW 2 baby boom became teenagers and young adults. In the midst of this world-changing generation, Mihael Keehl struggles to learn about himself before he heads to Vietnam.

Fable II. A short comedic poetry piece about the untimely and unmourned death of one of the games most annoying characters. I didn't even mention the damned thesaurus... ugh.

I decided to rewrite this story...so look for the new and improved one, with less grammar errors, in my profile. THANKS!

2 A.M. mini-drabble. Evil!Sparrow chooses The Needs Of The One, for what other choice did he really have? And why must it bother him so?

"I have a condition." Love turned to hate so quickly, and really, there was such a thin line between the two emotions that it did not make a difference anymore. Slight Eragon/Murtagh

Sequel to Jail Bird. One year has passed since Deidara was sent to prison. Will he be destined to stay confined or will he break free? SasoDei

Vampire fic. Warning! Hard LEMON, swearing, supernatural elements,rape and etc.Pairings:mainly SasuSaku, strong ItaSaku and slight NaruSaku. Sasuke has turned Sakura into his mortal slave better summary inside. R&R

Because she accepted the mission, Haruno Sakura was being scarred for life. Having to seduce Orochimaru to get information about Sasuke is taking its toll. But what happens when she’s forced to live with the sadistic snakeman? SasuSaku

I was always a well-adjusted person. At least, you know, until I met Mello. Oneshot, Matt POV.

I don’t need a babysitter. I’m capable of handling myself. She said. Your just wasting his skills and mine. She said. Murtagh was trying desperately not to laugh at her reaction and how stubborn she was being.

Haruhi is having some mixed feelings about the boys in the Host Club and one of the boys starts acting upon his feelings. Who's trying to ruin them? TamaHaru, lemon in later chapters

Murtagh knew he'd be lying to himself if he thought ignoring this would give him any bliss. Eragon/Murtagh

Naruto is a brand-new pretty who's got everything going for him, an exlusive clique of friends, an astonishing pretty face and... A possible love interest? I guess an Uglies xover, SasuNaru and mentions of other pairings. YAOI AND YURI!

Originally a oneshot, now continued. The twins finally get in trouble for their incestuous tendencies. Or do they? And about that kiss...

Roger hated Easter. He hated the other holidays for good and valid reasons too, of course, but Easter was special. It was simply impossible to hide eggs from 72 genius children. Oneshot.

Naruto cheated on Neji. But Naruto doesn't remember doing anything of the sort. NaruNeji, NaruSasu, might be others, you'll have to read to find out.

As if high school is hell euongh. her whole day was screwed the moment she woke up and it hasn't got any better espeacially with a certain Uchiha making it even more worst....

How to start a fire. gen, mature themes, darkfic.

The best actor in the world is someone who doesn't know what's going on. EDITING

What if the new transfer student's brother tried to rob a store? What if you saw the transfer student's brother try to rob a store? What if the new transfer student's brother kidnapped you? Well, Roxas is about to find out. AU Late AkuRoku

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone. We all know that B is obsessed with L, but how on earth can he express it? How can he write a love poem just 'perfect' for L? Oh, Beyond, you twisted man...

After a long day doing drills, Cloud goes to visit Zack to relax, but hears strange noises coming through the door. When he barges in, expecting to find Zack having an affair, he is met with a very different scene. Rated for swearing and shounen-ai

One who has given up in humanity made his way through the Dark Castle. In the castle, he was turned into one of them. But he had another plan in his mind… Dark AkuRoku. Vampire fic. Crossdressing Roxas. Yaoi. Lemon. Blood. Torture.

AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.

Matt's gay, and Mello's not sure how to handle it. It's a good thing Near knows magic. Twoshot. Crack, OOCness and homosexuality warnings. MattMelloMatt and onesided MelloNear.

The virus still spread, there were still people out there, living but not, waiting in the shadows. Mello knew there were. He could hear them, the distant groans and inhuman shrieks in the night. AU; Matt and Mello in the zombie apocalypse genre.

While waiting for the year to fall, Gaara never knows he's being watched. /Maybe it's better if I just stay dead./ Dedicated to Megii of Mysteri OusStranger.

Sasuke was always a heavy sleeper; Itachi knew that. The title explains it all.. ItaSasu, Warnings: yaoi,incest.

With an unbelievable wealth of resources at his fingertips L still choses to employ his technology this way: Light Yagami sitting at his computer staring at the hacked client window and the abrupt proposition. 'L: Cyber with me.'

Dib believes Zim has given up on world domination and accepted his fate, to be exiled on earth. But Zim has a plan, a plan he has been working on for years, and planet earth is now im more danger than ever, Espically the females. Gender crossing, dib F

And I pull you into my arms, and I nip your ear with an 'I love you' on my lips, and you tell me you don't know how I can love you, because you're ugly, and you've killed and made a lot of mistakes and you're not even worth L. Matt POV.

I don't understand, I never understood. This is the only problem I was unable to solve. I was ranked first, stamped the best, obliterated the smartest, and never have I been able to make light on the mystery that you were, Mello. Near POV, but MxM.

Sasuke gets a visit from someone he never thought he'd see again. SasukexItachi yaoi. Rated M - young'uns shoo.

One shot. Stuck in a house together, Zim gives Dib an Irken history lesson to pass the time.

The Hitachiin twins are bored, yet again! So when another case of mistaken gender identification, a broken piece of expensive art, and the sudden recruitment of another unwilling Ouran High Host Club member happens, the twins find themselves a new toy....

In which Roxas is a reporter who thinks his life is perfect, Axel is a smart-mouthed cameraman in need of a dictionary, and Riku is a blind prophet who gives Roxas the worst news of his life...he only has seven days left to live. AU. Oneshot. AkuRoku.

RikuKairi. They never realized that they had crossed the line from the very beginning.

[He shivered as her breath tickled his ear. “Show me love,” she whispered pleadingly, “Even if it’s not real.”] Fem Naruto. A series of short, sensual shots. Lemon scented.

Zack has found a higher calling. Cakes are involved.

“Are you afraid of death, young master?” “Of course not. Death only has one card to play. Life is much more terrifying, in my opinion. It has a full deck.” Ciel tries to draw the line between a demon and a mortal. SebaCiel.

Of all the things that could have spilled out of Sasuke's pretty mouth, Suigetsu never in his wildest dreams would have imagined his ears filtering out -those- words. -SuiSasu, AU. Warnings for teen pregnancy-

Because we're rave girls, and it's what we do. — Sasuke/Sakura; Neji/Tenten; Naruto/Hinata; Shikamaru/Temari.

When Sora learns that Riku has gotten himself a girlfriend, his life sprials out of control. And just when he thinks it can't get worse, Roxas shows up. Implied Riku/Sora, overall Gen

It was Naruto's first year in High school and on the first day he already has the most dangerous guy in the school become his enemy! But whats the story behind this demon? Join Naruto in his quest to survive Highschool! YAOI Angst

No matter your intentions, there will come a time to face the consequences. Pay up. Or get repossessed. Mello x Light... sort of. You'll see what I mean. Rated for lots of violence, some sexual themes, and the foulest language available to humanity.

The Doctor smells space and tastes time. There have been some moments when the future was uncertain, and some when it is very certain indeed. A reflection of a few of these moments when time sometimes wove a different picture for the Doctor to see.

They need each other because he's left them both. NaruSaku, SakuNaruSasu. Team 7 trying to get Sasuke back, even while he's gone. And what's he thinking?

Watching over captives is never fun, and Sakura has reason to dislike this man. But even with gills and pointy teeth, he's still human. Non-romance, SakuKisa, for the 100 Themes Challenge.

I have returned from the dead to complete this story. Murtagh/OC - what happens when Murtagh realizes he has a daughter.

The only way they could be told apart was by the minute difference in the colors of their eyes. . The smile on his brother's face was the most mischievous he had ever seen...SasuNaru, KisameItachiKyubi...

A bracelet that can make you irresistable to any and all men may seem like a dream come true to a girl. But Uzumaki Naruto is certainly not a girl. The dream turns into a nightmare as every single male falls in love with our poor Naruto. Sasunaru. Yaoi

EragonMurtagh SLASH INCEST. Eragon must come to terms with his homosexuality in a homophobic world, while Murtagh must try to convince Eragon that some things are worth reaching for.

Uchiha Sasuke is new at his school, and meets a gorgeous boy named Hyuuga Neji. They want each other, but there is one problem.. Neji has an abusive boyfriend. M for a reason, SasuNeji, KabuNeji

It was the one night that changed his life, turning him into something he didn't want to be. M for gore, language and sexual content between two males. Don't like? Don't read then.

Deidara the victim, Sasori the master with his twisted sense of love and ideas of how to bend his partner's will to submit. (Woo, first ever Lemon and yaoi pairing. Man does time fly.)

Sasuke’s death is just around the corner, and Sakura’s losing hope.

If I were to die tomorrow, would you have cared?

Prison was everything and nothing like Deidara expected. SasoDei plus other side pairings. Mostly focused on Deidara and the rest of the Akatsuki.

Sakura and Kakashi have been doing some one-on-one training for awhile, and Sakura's fallen hard. So what happens when her 19th birthday rolls around? Hints of Sasusaku.

His family says it's in his blood. Roxas snorts and denies it. Besides, him? Dance? Please. He can't even get a date. Not that he wants one, anyway. - AkuRoku eventually -Yaoi-Dancing-Language-References to songs-HighschoolAU-Stereotypes-Makeovers

Naruto's lived his life as a girl ever since his father's death. No one knew his secret. But when Sasuke moves in after his family's murder, it gets harder not to spill the beans. And what happens when his father's murderer is back in town? sasunaru R&R

Many years ago a girl was murdered on campus. Now she haunts the school clock tower. Gaara, the school loner, visits her every night, and their relationship soon escalates, but is it for better, or for worse? ONESHOT First attempt at LEMON GaaraxSakura

Naruto and Sakura are getting married. They weren't counting on pink cowboy suits, murderous DJs, flashing marquees and Gaara's speech...This is as bad as weddings get! M for safety. NaruSaku oneshot. Sequel or not? Please R&R.

InoSaku, Sakura Haruno is a good girl gone bad, because of her attitude and her latest fights, her mother sends her to a fight school...Where she meets new friends and rivals...And maybe love? AU, M for language, violence and lemons in later chapters

When you have your own company you can bump into a lot of problems. And you solve them. But what do you have to do if you can't resist your own secretary? SasuNeji

What happened to us?” I choked out. I’d always been sentimental and curious, even in death. “We grew up.” Sasuke said flatly. Somehow, his answer satisfied me. I knew it shouldn’t, but it did.

Gaara only ever knew how to feel hate, rage and anger then he met Sasuke, who taught him how to feel love,lust and jealousy. Warning contains: Child abuse, rape, cutting, suicide. Complete. Currently getting edited and slightly re-written.

Itachi Uchiha shot down every attempt at a date, male or female. All of his friends and family gave up hope except his brother. Sasuke made it his personal mission to make sure Itachi got laid and he knew just how to do it. Enter Naruto Uzumaki...

I never speak his name anymore; it hurts too much to do so. Even after he put me through this... I still want his arms around me to comfort me. I don’t even know where he is anymore… was it his intent to place me in this brothel, or was it something else?

Life is a constant power struggle. Be it in the work place or the bedroom, its a war. But a struggle for sexual dominance while in a parked car? You don't see that one everyday. Sasori/OC Lemon Oneshot

Love is evil to those who abuse it. To give flight to reasons to do wrong. Naruto's life, his breath, everything, belonged to him, for the first, and last time. Yaoi Naruto rape.

Four years ago, Akatsuki kidnapped Sakura and made her their ‘toy’. Now what will happen when Sasuke finally finds her? Will she remember him or has Itachi fully erased her memory of everything she held dear to her?Full sumary & Warnings inside.

Haku is dead, Zabuza tells the story. AU, ZabuHaku, fluffy. Really angsty.

The first time Sasuke told Naruto he loved him, Naruto cried. SasuNaru fluff.

Sasuke's been swarmed by fangirls camped at his house. To escape, he heads to the one safe place he can. Naruto's. There Sasuke realizes his feelings, but does Naruto feel the same? What about Sakura? More importantly, what would the fangirls think? S/N

Songfic. Naruto was raped by Sasuke and these are his thoughts. Rated for subject and rape is not descriptive.

Serious fanfic. Copious amounts of violence and rape. First and last serious one we will ever do enjoy! WARNING YAOI AND VIOLENCE, a deadly mix you have been warned.

Lee has a hangover, and nobody is sympathetic. Oneshot crackfic, please R&R

Sasori finally finds a way to satisfy Deidara in bed, even without the proper anatomy. All he needed was a willing third party. -Saso/TobiDei smut and the most awkward threesome ever written by yours truly-

You are mine, Roxas. Mine. M-i-n-e. Got it memorized, baby blues? Buttons have to pop sometimes, sugarbunch. :: Axel/Roxas :: Dark, violence, non-con.

When the 'adults' of Konoha decide to film their everyday lives, you know there will be chaos. Assorted pairings, KakaAnko, GenShizu, AsuKure and others: read inside. First up with the camera of doom: Maito Gai! Will Neji and Tenten survive? Please R&R.

Am I Lucifer? Or just her angel? Songfic/oneshot for Sephiroth. Very loosely connected to my other fic Cracked Visage.

He was the best, the brightest, the strongest. He pulled me up, but he forgot to drag me back down.::Kisame's POV::.

Deidara finds Itachi wrapping a wound, and thinks about his relationship with the Uchiha...seduction occurs. Itachi resists. Deidara gets mad. ItaDei with a hint of DeiIta.

NaruSaku oneshot. Gaara gets a surprise in the post from the new Hokage. Please R&R. I don't own Naruto or the characters...so don't sue, please. M for safety. SEQUEL UP NOW - 'The Wedding Planners!

Naruto, in need of money, reads an ad in the paper looking for a live-in babysitter for seven kids. What he doesn't realize is that five of the seven kids are hormonal teenage boys out for some ass. SASUNARU AU Adopted by Echo Uchiha

Sasuke woke up and felt as though he wanted something. He couldn’t figure it out until he saw Naruto. Sasuke arranged plans to kiss Naruto. Turned out a kiss wasn’t enough for Sasuke’s craving or whatever it is. [SasuNaru]

Sasuke realizes just how much he likes Naruto and is determined to win his heart. With the help of a two week mission, he comes to treasure their precious bond. SasuNaru Adopted by Echo Uchiha

Feelings arise between Naruto and Kiba from what originally just seemed to be an innocent escape out of a storm. KibaNaru Kyuubi - !NaruKiba Yaoi Back in action! Reviews are still loved.

Because of Near, Mello's locked Matt out from his video games. Uh oh. A cookoff turned bakeoff, and Matt finds out more about Snickerdoodles than he ever wanted to. And Near takes offense to the name Sheep. "Dude, step AWAY from the knife drawer."

For three days they were plagued with it. For three days, Lee could not shake that overwhelming nervous feeling the children at the door brought him. Three days after Lee and Gaara had moved into their new home, their lives went to hell. -LeeGaa AU-

Deidara, Kisame, and Itachi lost a bet to Tobi. They have to play with him. TobiDei

What is innocence? They will never stay innocent.

Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.

CHAPTER 11 FINALLY POSTED! He was on a mission to search for Sasuke and bring him back, but the journey proves difficult now that two of his stalkers are trying to seek him alone. Yaoi. SasuNaruness. Hint of InoNaru and SaiNaru. Limes and later Lemons

Collection of lemony drabbles, because Sasuke needs lots and lots of lemonade in his life. SasuNaru. Yaoi, you have been warned. I: baby with eyes so blue.

Never going to finish. This is a gawd awful story. Hilarious typos galore.

Riku knows what love is supposed to be, maybe even what it really is, and he knows that this is anything but love. Dark, dubcon, minor violence. :: Axel/Riku ::

//AU//SasuSaku//CHAPTER 21// 'Of course I can't love you,' he hissed into the dark. 'I am the Avenger. I'm using you because you're a whore and a spy. I promised I would give you freedom... Nothing else.'

“You’re more important than you know. Shut up. I don’t want to be dead, and you don’t want to be here. Didn’t your mother ever tell you life isn’t fair?” Roxas is a ghost, Axel just moved in, and things are about to get a little twisted... AkuRoku, AU

The Doctor's companions. What does he truly feel for them? "She turned from pure and became diseased."

Axel wasn't supposed to die like this. He wasn't supposed to be fading away, not with Sora murmuring his name and Roxas trying to scream it from behind the cage of a heart. He tried to raise his middle finger and smile. Dark, weird. Kink. :: Axel/Roxas ::

Matt took off his goggles and rubbed his eyes. Mello was now taking several short whiffs of Near’s albino locks, snuffling like a Bloodhound through the hair while the poor boy tried to remember what Rodger had told him about Bad Men and Bad Touching.

What should we name the new raft, Sora? Let's name it after someone important, someone we love! Let's name it after... Axel? Because I promised to meet him in the next life. :: Sora, Riku, Kairi, Namine. Axel/Roxas implied :: to be continued?

Axel knows the minute the blonde Keyblade Master strolls into the Castle with seasalt eyes and sandbox hair that this little Nobody will be his guiding light - to salvation or his ultimate downfall. It's all the same, really. :: Axel/Roxas ::

Welcome to a stereotyped TV series! With Sheik, Link and all the others as high school teens. Sheik's PoV Sheik x Link yaoi

Riku finds Roxas sitting atop the Clock Tower in Twilight Town. His embrace is tight and painful, but it doesn't matter. His tongue slips out false hopes, but the sun is almost setting and Roxas won't remember by tomorrow. A bit dark. :: Riku/Roxas ::

Orphan Naruto wants to get away from it all, so he runs away only to end up at a certain vampires house. SasuNaru [updated!]

Kaoru never believed in anything spiritual, but that doesn't keep him from cleaning up a shrine! Now, the God wants to repay him back, but once Kaoru sees Kami he rejects him. What will Kami do? What will HIKARU do? FLUFF HikaKao,Etc. DISCONTINUED.

In their offtime, the brothers often find themselves on the hunt. But Yazoo likes to hunt for his prey differently than his brothers Kadaj and Loz. Dark, non graphic rape and violence. No pairings.

KINK MEME FIC; Axel/Roxas via Sora, kink: Dub-con He wants to escape the torture instead of beg for more with an arch of his back and a cry...

‹‹ RikuRoku ›› ‹‹ HS AU ›› Riku sees a man who is nonexistent, and Roxas sees a boy made from pieces of light… But if they don’t fall apart, it’ll be okay.

Kingdom HeartsNeverland crossover. The obnoxious blond boy may be able to fly, but he always underestimates the cleverness of Capn' Hook...Akuroku, AU, OneshotInsanity.

After a bad rape Kaoru begins to tone out sleeping for fear of a repeative nightmare. [yaoi][twincest][rape..duh][smut]

Sakura is older wiser and a completely new person. But one night none other than Uchiha Itachi shows up and kidnaps her without a second thought. Her time with the Akatsuki will changer her forever but for better or worse? [ItaSaku]rated M

In the lull between bijuu collection, offing squicky enemies and a vital recon mission, the Akatsuki decide to up their number. ItaSaku with dashes of DeiSaku, a reluctant SasoSaku, and the dreadful evercompliant SasuSaku. [CH 3 UP]

The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku

Sakura is attending her first year at leaf highschool. Sakura's Objective:No more cat fights with bitchy Temari, don't get raped by Itachi, pass Jiriya's sex class, lose virginity to Sasuke. chap 8 dedicated to xXMomoSamaXx. Chap 10 is not a rape scene.

/Book 2 of Kakashi Trilogy/ Kakashi sighed. “I was told to tell you this at a time when you were ready.” Silence. “In fact, I’m actually surprised that you didn’t ask me this question when you were younger, to tell you the truth.

Deidara and Itachi are out of hair gel and Zetsu, Kisame, Hidan, and Kakuzu are watching the Rockets vs Warriors game. Crisis ensues, and they go to WalMart. T for language, OOC characters

[AU, meaning Sasuke never went crazy and went AWOL] Naruto is curious as to how Irukasensei satisfies Kakashi's perverted cravings, seeing as how they're both guys. He asks Sasuke for some answers, and receives a few 'lessons' from him instead. [SasuNaru]

Five glimpses at Team Seven through the eyes of others.

Sakura wondered when “the boys” became “her boys.” Some SasuNaru. Some Kakashi angst.

Tenten is thirsty and wants something to drink. Its also completely dark and she refuses to let Neji help her. NejixTenten oneshot read and review

SasuNaru YAOISMUT Silk sheets are supposed to be romantic, soft and sexy. But when Naruto finds himself tied with them, blindfolded by them, and laid naked on them, they become the evilest thing he has ever met. Well besides the bastard who is using them

[AU]Naruto is in love with a guy! But in high school things like this can be hard. And it dosen't help when theres someone else after Naruto too!Sit back and watch the fire works go off in Konoha High. GaaNaru,bit SasuNaru, Yaoi.

“You say that but when we play punishment games, what happens?” The second in The Things We Say series.

What happens when you take in a stray. Oneshot. [SasuNejiSasu]

Sakura is dating Gaara but she just moved in with Sasuke and his brother who is trying to rape her! Who will Sakura choose? Sasuke or Gaara? Or someone else?

axel and roxas. roxas and axel. 50 sentences, from the beginning to the end.

Sakura goes to a new highschool. Now she isn't like every girl she is obsesed with vampires. But little does she know the new school she's going to has them.

You know the story: Itachi kills his family and his explanation is that he wanted to test his abilities. He didn't even care about his little brother's feelings. But what would it look like if that really wasn't what happened? What if Itachi really cared?

What are you saying? We're already playing the doctor game back at home, and you always played with my body to it's fullest. The first in The Things We Say series.

Every Saturday, Roxas got ice cream. This Saturday, however, he was going to do something completely new… [RikuxSora and AxelxRoxas...if you squint] [For Dualism]

Sasori and Deidara, two criminals who secretly love each other. While travelling back from a mission they run into a festival in a small town. What is it about fireworks that makes one confess love? SasoDei, contains lemon. yaoi.

Sasuke has a little too much to drink and decides to take his frustrations out on Naruto... Sasunaru, narusasu AU

Sadistic Sasuke is at the one year anniversary of team 7's reunion. But what happens when both he and sadistic Gaara find an entire room full of torture devices in the basement? Total sadistic chaos. Includes uncaring Neji and ChickenShit Naruto. GaaSasu

The ninjas are sent to a highschool in an 'outside world' that no one knows about. Once they step out into the unknown world, they face many troubles and possibly even romance. But can they survive in this world without even knowing what a CAR is? read!

A parody of the Eragon movie I wrote when I was completely hammered. Very funny. Warning: contains, slash, incest, lots drunken madness and smartass comments. If that isn't your cup of tea don't read.

30 Ways to drive Shika insane.

Murtagh begins a relationship with Eragon that goes outside of friendship boundaries. The time soon comes to tell Eragon of who he really is. Can Eragon face his reality? Warning: YaoiSlash Incest.

Phones these days... they're not like they used to be. [DemyxZexion, AxelRoxas]

Wondering around on the out skirts of Gil’lead, Murtagh and Eragon find themselves attacked by these weird creatures. Eragon gets hit in the shoulder by an oddly colored arrow, its poison having . . . interesting, side effects.SLASH LEMON INCEST MxE

It's been two years and Team 7 has split. One day, someone comes knocking on Naruto's door. This new person sends him spinning and falling. NaruxSasu. Rated T to be safe.

A “Random Final Fantasy 7 Yaoi Pairing Generator” crackfic. Rufus x Cloud, rape, streamofconsciousness.

Naruto is a suicidal prostitute with a secret. Sasuke is a lonely lawyer looking for a way out. For some reason, things are never as simple as they seem. AU SasuNaru, KibaShino, Selfinjurious behavior

Sasuke was terrified to step out in the rain. SasuNaru. [Oneshot]

It's like one trillion degrees, and Demyx thinks a pool party for the Organization sounds like a great idea. STABBAH STABBAH. [crack][AU]

Without hesitation, I believe in this love and live on. I'll embrace your open wound and together we'll keep on walking, because we can't go back. Even now, the inerasable sin hurts, but...Darling... onesided? Elricest, OCs COMPLETE

Axel ran his hands through his tousled hair, and licked his lips. He loved to remember. It's too bad Roxas didn't. Dark, noncon. ::AxelxRoxas::

AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.

Not everyone finds their happiness so easily... Some people have to work for it.

Vincent weighs costs and pays debts.

Konoha Junior High was a fine all-boy boarding school. Until the invasion of girls, of course. Will the girls finally get the chance to fit in? Wait, do I smell romance in the air?

A fic about the book "Eragon" by Christopher Paolini. What happens if there's another Rider? How could another dragon have hatched? What does this mean for Eragon and Saphira? R&R!

A snippet. What goes on in Iruka's mind during the nights. KakaIru.

How would the Nine-Tails react to Naruto's pre-manga situation? A little advice from the mouth of the demon.