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Joined 01-20-11, id: 2712460, Profile Updated: 11-23-13
Author has written 4 stories for Legend of Korra, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Supernatural.

Hello! Welcome to my headquarters, where the Internet has for some reason created a place for me to shove my fangirling before your unsuspecting eyes. I've actually been visiting FanFiction.net for...hmm, I guess it's been five years now, but I just now finally sucked it up and created an account (but really, you guys should be thanking me; if I'd started posting stuff back then, it would not have been pretty). I have a doomed love for bad-boy characters--because really, when does the bad-boy ever get the girl?--and a lot of the pairings I ship usually end up going nowhere. But that doesn't stop me from trying!

About me:

My age is somewhere in the range of adulthood (although you can assume it's closer to the younger end of the spectrum).

My name is Irish, I'll give you that much.

My gender is...well, since I already said "fangirling", I guess you can figure it out...

My native language is English, although I love learning other ones.

My interests do not include math and have only a limited tolerance for science.

My father says that I'm functionally illiterate, since I can't perform useful tasks like changing a tire, reading a map, or killing a spider on my own.

My mother's greatest fear is waking up one day to find me plastered on the windows of Victoria's Secret stores across the nation.

My little brother pretty much thinks I'm a wack job and denies being related to me every time I try to show him affection (but I know he secretly loves me).

My cousin (who's pretty much my sister) says that I'm the only person she knows who is easier to get a hold of through her home phone than her cell.

I love to write (I get it from my dad) and I read a crap load of books when I have the time, and even when I don't. That being said, I haven't really written anything not school-related in a long time, so I'm still dusting off the equipment. Reviews will be met with enormous amounts of appreciation, even if I don't respond to all of them, and constructive criticism can only help me become a better writer. Of course, feel free to leave compliments too. I always enjoy those.

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The Sparrowkeet Series by audreyii-fic reviews
Ba Sing Se has fallen and Katara has been captured by the Fire Nation; a more adult take on the potential progression of S3. AU series of interconnected one-shots. Zutara. Rated for lemons and general darkness.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,475 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 3,381 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 12/21/2018 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Confrontational Approach by Advocaat reviews
(Under revision 12/2016) In which Prince Zuko can't catch a break. "Wait, you tied Katara to a tree? Wow, that's... I mean... that just explains so much." "I was desperate!" "Whoa! Way too much information there, Sparky." Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 129,408 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 2,143 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 4/2/2012 - [Zuko, Katara]
Simple Misunderstanding by ShamelessLiar reviews
Once, it was just a oneshot - first chapter can still stand alone. Katara was captured by Zuko, but there was a lapse in communication. Takes place after The Fortuneteller. Fierce Katara, honorable Zuko, and meddlesome Iroh. Also, music night! Cover art by Watermistress - check her out on tumblr bcs she rocks!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,965 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Broken Things by DreamFlight reviews
Some things don't go as planned. Some twists of fate lead you to places you never imagined. Some broken things are beautiful. Takes places after imagined events in Thor 2. Lokane.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 169,918 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Jane F., Loki - Complete
How Your Heart Beats by zukoshotpants reviews
Zuko has developed an annoying and inconvenient crush on Katara, which is so incredibly unfair. Convinced she is out to torture him, Zuko is in for a barrage of emotions as people continue to get involved, even though he specifically asked them not to. Rated M because I'm a baby, for a bit of explicit language/content, and the deep complicated abyss that is Zuko's brain. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,452 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Thundering On the Shore by songofhopeandhonor reviews
"They find him passed out by a river; his tail of hair is stuck to one side of his face, limbs sprawled out like a broken doll's. " In which the Spirits conspire to regress Zuko's age by four years, and Katara finds herself looking after a cranky twelve year old prince. Gift fic for beanaroony and xavalos. Oneshot. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Responsibility by Advocaat reviews
I didn't know what was in the bottle. I had absolutely no idea that the caramel colored liquid inside was alcoholic. Even if it did smell funny. And boozy. Alright, so maybe I did know what it was. So what? I was curious. It's not like I make a habit of getting into things that I shouldn't. Because I don't. I'm responsible. (Zutara)
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
All The Things She Never Said (and those she did) by weshallflyaway reviews
She rides behind him on his big, badly tempered horse and wonders whether she made the right decision or not. (Sansa/Sandor). Part One of Mother, If You Could See Me Now.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,276 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/28/2013 - [Sandor C., Sansa S.] - Complete
American Heroes by LostThyme reviews
You're fueling up your car, just like you do every week. A strange car pulls up beside yours and you're only left with your own speculations as the Winchester's lives brush by yours in the blink of an eye.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Complete
I Was Not Magnificent by Like A Dove reviews
When Zuko first meets the waterbender with the scars, he's fascinated by her. His fascination quickly turns into something much more. Soon Zuko will have to confront his greatest enemy - himself. AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,758 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Tea Leaves and Boiling Water by Amicus Humani Generis reviews
It was Prince Zuko's destiny to assist the Avatar. Nowhere in the job description did it say he had to enlighten a formerly sheltered girl on the wonders of the human body. Somewhere, Azula was laughing at him – he could just tell.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
In His Shoes by AvocadoLove reviews
In order to fully understand a man, you must first walk a mile in his shoes. Sokka and Zuko are going to find that out the hard way.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,987 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
The Black Games by Mrs Pettyfer reviews
Once bound by ice, now bound by fire. 12 provinces. 24 tributes. 1 winner. Let the games begin. Complete
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 183,863 - Reviews: 2005 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Boys with Girlfriends by audreyii-fic reviews
A boy gets dumped by a vampire and a wolfgirl tries to cheer him up. A genderswap rewrite of New Moon and Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,174 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Reading the Series by Technophobia678 reviews
Done to death, but everyone does it at some point. Percy Jackson's disappeared, but now Jason, Piper and Leo, along with other campers read the Percy Jackson &the Heroes of Olympus series.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,617 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Jason G., Percy J.
His Majesty Prefers Blue by ShamelessLiar reviews
A year after the war's end, the gaang returns to the Fire Nation for a week of diplomatic meetings. There, they hear rumors about a vigilante who wears a blue mask and Katara finds herself digging deeper into his identity and motives. Blue/Zutara Lemons
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,173 - Reviews: 2968 - Favs: 3,345 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Five Loaves of Bread: Upside Down Cake by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
How a boy from the Seam and the baker's daughter healed old wounds, baked bread, and found poison berries in District Twelve. AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,299 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 205 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Lily of the Valley by Em Dixon reviews
In order to find someone, you must first know who you are searching for. Zuko only knows Ursa as his mother, but before she was his mother, she was a powerful woman. A look back into Ursa's life as princess, married to Ozai, second son.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 117,802 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Ozai, Ursa - Complete
Five Loaves of Bread: Dark Toast by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
How Katniss and Peeta fell in love without the Reaping: in a Panem dictated by a violent Peace instead of twisted Games, Katniss and Peeta Mellark try to piece their lives together as they watch another girl catch fire.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,239 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 395 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Taken By the Faceless Stranger by delectate reviews
Season 2 oneshot, between "Zuko Alone" and "The Chase". Katara thinks she knows all there is to know about a certain masked warrior. Bluetara. Written for Zutara Week 2011. Rated M for mature.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,149 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 149 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Katara, Zuko
280 Days by Like A Dove reviews
Zuko is just trying to be a good friend. Honest. Drabbles from Zuko's POV. Companion to 'Forty Weeks'.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Forty Weeks by Like A Dove reviews
Katara shows up at the Fire Lord's with a bit of a...predicament. Post-series. Arguably Korra-canon compliant.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,729 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Slow Path by Tazmainian Devil reviews
Eight years after the fall of Ozai, Aang returns to the friends he left behind - Taang, Zutara, Sukka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,781 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Toph, Aang - Complete
Purgatory by WinterD reviews
Five years ago, they lost the war. Now she’s alone and trapped in an apartment in the Lower Ring of Ba Sing Se with him. AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,753 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Sound of Silence by Sachita reviews
Their love had ever been like a series of violent clashes, fuelled by a burning desire. A gnawing hunger within, a restless longing for that one thing they couldn't have, and they both knew it. A tale of a knight and his love for her-Isolde. Finished!
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 136,740 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Tristan - Complete
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Armchair Heartbreak reviews
During a visit to her aunt's house Krissy discovers the Supernatural series.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Complete
Brilliancy Has Its Limits reviews
While searching the Fire Nation palace for something to do, Sokka stumbles upon something he really didn't want to see. Ever. Sometimes brilliant ideas aren't so brilliant after all. AU one-shot with strong hints of Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Sokka - Complete
Awash reviews
It was an ending, but it was not perfect. The Fire Lord can never forget what was sacrificed for peace: his sister.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Zuko, Azula - Complete
In The Moonlight reviews
In the light of the moon, things aren't as bad as they seem. Asami receives a visit from a certain moon spirit in the wake of Korra's kidnapping. Can Yue help Asami realize that Mako's apparent feelings for the Avatar aren't the end of the world?
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,559 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Asami S. - Complete