Where "rubbing the lamp" isn't used as a euphemism. Mostly.

Post-Season 5, an alternate reality take on Season 6, but not so crazy-alternate that anyone's unrecognisable. Starts with Dawn and Spike friendship, builds slowly from there. Runner Up for Best Angst - Spuffy in round 30 of the SunnyD Awards.

Vegeta, gang member, murderer, psychological mess, is hiding out in an apartment. Little does he realize that the girl next door, Bulma, is about to turn his life upside down... (The sequence of chapters has been fixed! Based on Stupidoomdoodles' comic, 'Girl Next Door'. A bit of angst, romance & humor) [Art by Stupidoomdoodles & used with permission]. NEWEST chapter: Fire & Ice.

In a universe where Earth is an intergalactic trading partner, there is one apathetic soldier stationed on Earth whose scouter rings on a private line...and a woman's voice moans with pleasure. The story of how two strangers get more than they bargained for. Raunchy themes, sometimes rom, sometimes com, all the time foul. A less than noble get together.

How a well-constructed sandwich brings together two unlucky and unlikely souls: first Vegeta, the prince of a dead race who has bound himself to Earth for honor; the other Krillin, a lowly monk who just can't catch a break. A comedy. Sorta.

Bulma learns that the last man in the galaxy she wants to be with, is the one man she can't be without. (Find here: Pride and Prejudice in SPACE and with Steampunk themes. Where Vegeta is Mr.Darcy, and Bulma is Elizabeth Bennet. Winner of the Prince and Heiress 2016 literature challenge.) [Cover art by Rutbisbe]

When new student, Vegeta, turns up at her school, Bulma finds herself befriending the reclusive boy. Her life is about to be turned upside down by his turbulent world. But what's a girl to do when she falls for the wrong guy? No 'saiyans', 'ki', or dragon balls here, just your not-so-average highschoolAU. Cover art by GalacticShark17.

Bulma runs into Vegeta after his shower. A quick, one-shot fantasy purging. And I'm not sorry. (Also, VegetaPsycho drew me a picture of Vegeta to go with this head canon fetish, so yeah, check that out PRONTO.)

Vegeta is the Dark Prince, grappling for his throne against Saiyan and clandestine, outside forces. Bulma is a destitute, overlooked engineer indentured on Vegetasei. In a bid for her freedom, Bulma ends up snared in a contract with the Prince. As the tension thickens on Vegetasei, can they overcome their differences to stop an insidious threat to their respective worlds?

A late night moment with Bulma and Vegeta. Talking, yelling at each other, and making love. ONE-SHOT

What happened after Goku showed up in Vegeta and Bulma's room that evening? You'll only know if you read this. A ONE-SHOT for all my Vegebul blogger friends. I love you guys!

Claims can be made, challenges met, all without a word being spoken, but nothing is sweeter than your name on your lover's lips.

A not-so-usual look at the years after Namek and before the arrival of the Androids. Bulma is striving to become more successful than her father as the president of Capsule Corporation. Vegeta will endeavor until death to become Legendary. Can anything get in their way of attaining perfection?

Bulma notices Vegeta avoids talking about sex. So she spends their lives needling him with uncomfortable questions.

Bulma pressures Vegeta into giving their 11 year old son the sex talk, and our favorite Saiyan Prince reluctantly complies. Humor/Family/Romance. Rated M for adult situations and language. One-Shot.

A displaced Prince and a haughty genius are hardly the most likable pair: Bulma and Vegeta don't expect much from each other. Then again, who would blame them? A 3-year yarn that explores what happens when the line between disdain and respect blurs into irrepressible desire.

How far would you go to get your family back if you lost them in one stupid moment? Fight foes? Fight the universe? Fight back against time? Fight the very gods? A Mirai timeline/post GT AU. Contains time travel, twists, sci-fi, romance and action! Rated M.

Vegeta loved red before he loved blue. A brief look at the moments that made him learn to see his life in a different light. Takes place in the three year gap.

One Hundred and Forty-Seven days she was gone. And every night he saved her. Set in the time between seasons 5 and 6 when Buffy was dead and Spike's heart went with her.

Every night it's the same dream: a dark room, a big bed, and a silent vampire I can't see... Set in an AU Season 5 with no Glory or Dawn B/S. Rating has gone up.

One night of scandalous passion will change Bulma's life forever. V/B