Nickname: May

Age: Somewhere in the doubles.

Gender: Female

I love Pokemon, and Hetalia is currently obsession of mine.

WARNING: My profile does contain cursing!

Me: I'm a creative person. i.e. I'm creatively witty(sarcastic). I have dry sense of humor that can offend people. To bad so sad. I'm NOT changing myself just cause you can't handle me.

Recent Happenings: I recently seriously looked at my writing and characters. I've been looking through tutorials, and what-not-to-do's. So! Mainly I'm going to try some one-shots before real stories to get the flow going for me.

Some extra warnings: I like Yaoi, no, sorry that's the wrong way to put it. I like SHONEN-AI. That means boys kissing, groping, cuddling, holding hands, dating, and PLOT WITH EMOTIONS BETWEEN THEM. NOT SOME DISGUSTING PIECE OF, OF Plotless-incorrect-way-to-fantasical-literature. Which is what most of you people seem to think what you categorize 'Yaoi Fangirls' as read. Yes, I can appreciate some smut, hey! I am a normal hormonal human. Guys, Yaoi is just pointless, plotless, smut. Please realize, not all of us fangirls are without brains. And here's this for a shocker!: I like some het pairings. *Le Gasp* Like no way, a Yaoi fangirl actually liking Het? AHMIGOSH! *rubs head* That made me lose a few IQ points.

"Death is life's way of telling you you're fired." Proverb

OCs:

Hetalia-

State:

Texas

Kelsey Jones.

Nickname: Bonnet or Cotton.

Appearance: Around the age of a 15 or 16 year old. She has curly light brown hair kept usually in pig-tails by white bows with a blue star in the middle of them. She has light blue eyes that turn a bit darker when mad, which unfortunately happens a lot due to Dad(Alfred) taking her glasses. She normally wears her glasses when Alfred doesn't take them. She has what she considers a good waist and a 36-C chest. She likes wearing a pair of black cowboy boots she own that have a white heart at the top. She also usually wears a pair of black leather gloves she owns. She prefers wearing jean skirts or skinny jeans, and usually wears light blue t-shirt that stops right above her belly button.

Personality: Generally a nice person to those she meets, but can have various emotions depending the people. Tends to get annoyed easily with her Dad for example. Hates men who are sexist and likes to prove that she can do anything they can do. Has a dislike to Spain and France, but is on good terms with Prussia surprisingly. Loves flowers, especially her own flower the bluebonnet. Also has fondness for deer and horses, will go crazy over them. Can be sarcastic at times, but means well. Is a bit of an alcholic, but prefers whiskey or champagne to anything else. Has a secret fondness for lacy, frilly and super girlie things as seen if you walked into her bedroom but will vehemtly deny it.

Fears: Snakes, and Fires.

Likes: Deer, Horses, Cows, Rabbits, Sheep, and Chicken. Basically most farm animals. Stuffed animals and plushies! Plus, is a lover of girlie things but to embarassed to admit it. Also loves nuts to eat and fried chicken! Likes a few sweets, such as Death By Chocolate cake. Fond of Country music, but likes Techno as well.

Dislikes: Spain, Mexico, her Dad when he takes her glasses, mesquitos and tornadoes. Also has a dislike for sour things. Being unable to help a friend. Sexist guys.

Friends: Prussia, Louisiana, Tennessee, Florida, Canada, Romano(due to their common dislike of the 'Tomato Bastard') and Japan.

People she hates: Spain, Mexico, France, and Arthur.

Pets: A baby doe named Bambi and a Black Tennessee walking Horse with white Sabino pattern.

Funny Stuff:

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience..

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel...of course, it's usually an oncoming express train...

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...(im not saying it is ok you use guns or kill anyone. It is never ok!!"

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

They say hard work never hurt anybody, but why take a chance?

Why be difficult when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says, "Good evening," and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age when pizza gets to your house before the police.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who annoy us.

I used to have superpowers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free...so why is it that every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like Slinkies: seemingly useless, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It confuses them.

It's okto argue with two characters on your shoulders.

Flying is simple - you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

I don't get even, I get odder.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, EAT THEM! (But i don't think they would taste very nice)

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building and after 50 floors says, "So far, so good!"

Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

If you are reading this, the first step in my evil plan is complete!

Sacrafice. Without fear there is no courage.

You broke my heart so i broke your nose and im not sorry i got blood on your clothes.

The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.
2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.
3. Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.
4. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.
5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.
6. Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.
7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.
8. Thou shalt not use :) , ;D , or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.
9. Thou shalt try-eth to keep characters in character!
10. Thou shalt not treat every criticism as a flame.
11. The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.
12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.
13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.
14. Thou shalt not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.
15. If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.
16. Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).
17. Thou shalt show and not tell.
18. Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.
19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est - writing is an art.
20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.
21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.
22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.
23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.
24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.
25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.
26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.
27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.