It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of someone to share it with. This truth, however, may be disputed depending on the man in question. It may surprise the reader to learn that two very different individuals may cross paths and find that they have so very much in common.

AU, set in a country similar to feudal Japan. Eighteen year old Szayel works at a whorehouse, displaced by a war that claimed his house eight years ago. Nnoitra/Szayel with some situational oocness on Szayel's part. M for sexual content and graphic violence.

4 times Jim kissed Spock and 1 time it was the other way round.

Jim has special plans for when he gets back to Earth. Spirk.

Spock enjoys how Kirk loves their relationship. In private, he creates dates and romance. In public, he steals kisses from Spock, even at the most embarrassing moments. Spock responds. Spirk.

This is Gin's Diary-kun. Sometimes he would read it back to himself,and wonder,why the war?But then he gets a reminder once in a while.Of course,the Espada always are full of surprises. "BANDAIDES PROTECT YOU FROM GERMANS?" No,Nnoitra,not quite. Extreme crack

L has to find Light, BB is back and...well you've got to read Sum-thiny re-writen. Mpreg! XD! jope you like it!

Series of short stories for Vincent/Break set in the same universe. Take 6: "By an unspoken, mutual decision Pandora's roses garden had became their off limit area."

Ask your question to the famous, sexy, second best, really sweet scar, leather wearing mafia boss! I'll answer anything!

Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)

Journal entries by Grimmjow and Ulquiorra detailing the progress of their unorthodox relationship.

An Espada-centric fairytale of castle politics and power struggles. And a happily ever after.

Gin was glad to be here, to sleep in his own bed in his own house tonight. Gladder even that Toushirou was here, too. Ichimaru/Hitsugaya. For the 30Kisses community on LiveJournal.

Chibis America and Canada finally get to ask each other about the horrible things their respective parents have said about the other. Then America wins the French and Indian War.

"Have you heard the world is going to end on May 21st?" Uriel asked happily despite the fact that such a topic was not polite dinner discussion.

Belatedly, Watari realized that giving Light and L a bag of flour and telling them to take care of it for one week to prove that they could handle a puppy, might not have been the best idea of which the genius inventor had ever conceived. Complete.

William T. Spears didn't care about what had gone on between them in the Academy: They were boss and subordinate now, and boundaries had to be set. Of course, he'd forgotten that something so simple would not stop Grell Sutcliff from trying.

William had replied with, "The day you do your paperwork, Grell Sutcliff, will be the day I have off." But as Grell sat in the empty office, he couldn't remember recently completing any paperwork. Lame everything is lame. Rewritten/edited. :I

When you put Matt Mello and Near in the same situation, there's trouble. No matter what country they end up in. Yet, along the way they meet 2 strange characters with a 'Classified' past. Let's just hope for the best! Lots of onesided love just for drama!

Jushiro is stuck by a strange bout of illness which niether him or Shunsui can explain. Visting Unohana in 4th sheds some light on Jushiro's sickness and leaves the boys with a shocking suprise...

Szayel is referred to make a mind-controlling potion. Upon testing, he soon discovers that it does something quite different, indeed... Note: this has nothing to do with my other FanFic xD

We all know Grell Sutcliff is flamboyant and flirtatious. But what is he like when no one else is around? Slight Will x Grell.

Kenny after coming back from being dead some time in his junior year of high school, sees something that none of the South Park kids saw coming. Read along as he as an outside observer watches the drama unfold in the last two years of school. Slash!Kyman!

Life at the Shinigami Academy is far from easy, especially with a gender-confused roommate and the Final Test looming ever closer. As tensions build, William T. Spears is about to find life a much rockier and stressful experience than he ever imagined.

In which Near must find a way to survive the DN cast, multitudes of crossovers, the fandom, Fate screwing with him and who knws what else in this tale of spiralling insanity. All recorded in this journal.

William turned particularly nasty when Grell chewed him off for denying him his precious theatre rehearsals.

Ask Beyond Birthday. Everyone's favorite L-obsessed,Jam loving, Shinigami eyed, Insane, Sexy Serial Killer! - Discontinued. -

What if...? What if one day shinigami Grell Sutcliff lost his memory, completely forgetting his work, his life, his nature...

Nnoitora's younger brother may have been kicked out the espada but did something that seems to have gained Aizen's attention. What happens when Nnoitora and Szayel concoct a plan for Nnoitora to gain the respect his brother has.

Tesla is sick, so Nnoitra goes to Szayel to find out what is wrong. Humor. no pairings.

It's better to give than to receive… or is it? A WillxGrell romance complete with William T. Shakespears, historically inaccurate office supplies and more fluff than you can shake a stick at!

Because when you're forced to marry a certain blond who might be a homophobe, things are bound to get hectic. Matt just didn't expect things to turn out this bad. AU

Admittedly,this probably wasn't the smartest thing he could have done. That being said, it sure was a hell of a lot of fun.

It's St. Valentine's day, and William brings Grell the best present ever.

Bleach Espada version of the Disney movie; Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Pairings include; GrimmUlqi, Aizen/Gin, etc.

It's just a normal day for Ichigo Kurosaki, until he finds Rukia in his classroom once again. She tells him of a terrible place; called Silent Hill. Join Ichigo and friends as they meet new allies, fight new enemies, and face their greatest challenge yet!

Story based loosely and only loosely to the tale Swan Lake... Grimmjow lives in Karakura Town and meets Ulquiorra, whose life isn't exactly what it seems... GrimmxUlqui

Aizen asks Gin to perform a 'simple' favour for him, and Gin agrees. Little does Gin know, but the 'simple' task is a little more complex than he originally thought.

Even shinigami have some moments of sadness, and Grell just happens to be very good at catching Will when he's having one. WillxGrell fluff.

T for my Potty Mouth XD The Las Noches celebrate Christmas and you know what? Ulquiorra is gonna confess his LUV for our Grimmy-kitty! How's he gonna do it? That's a surprise!

Oneshot, MAJOR CRACK. Renji brings Byakuya back a present from the real world. How will the nobleman react to it? No pairings, rated T for a bit of swearing.

So the events in Bleach have made you upset, so the utter stupidity of Tite Kubo has pissed you off, so here's the characters you know and love pointing out the stupid plot-twists so you don't have to.

In a world where sarcasm is lost and cliches rule supreme, Mello is just a hapless victim to his uber-gay, border-line retarded new roommate Matt. Parody.

William T Spears was very used to being disconnected, uncaring and cold towards his peers, it was something that people had grown to expect from him. Once you have made a name for yourself, it is hard to deviate from it after all.

It might have the slight side effect of murder. ShunUki.

After Mello and Matt move in together... What does happen in that flat? Yaoi. Humour.

From the one who brought you THE Ultimate Fictional World and Death Note High School Musical, brings you popular songs translated into Death Note, Moulin Rouge, Katy Perry, Ke ha, Lady Gaga...

Matt's a genius. It's based off a song called "If The Moon Fell Down Tonight" By Chase Coy. That I don't own. Obviously MattxMello. One-Shot. R&R :D

Matt, Mello,and Near because of their pasts and hobbies are picked on by people, mostly Light and his crew. And two new students apeared, L and BB who are twins who are picked on as well. This is the story of their high shool drama LxLight MattXMello Yaoi

Christmas is approaching and that means it's time to meet the parents. The only problem? Matt kinda, sorta told his parents Mello was a chick. It might actually work... with a dress, makeup, and a Christmas miracle, that is.

In which Mello attempts to convince Matt to 'live a little'.

yup that is right! truth or dare or double dare! rated T just in case language, yoai maby and possible violance?...please read! XD

"It was the dead look in Matt's eyes when he looked up at Mello that made him freeze in his tracks. It was his words that shattered Mello's world..."

all Matt wanted was a new PSP.Too bad his karma decided to shift the other way. Major fluff. and slight cursing

just a little drabble, very mild fluffiness.

OOC. Crack. What really goes on when the Espada aren't dealing with retarded shinigami breaking into Las Noches 24/7. Give them a break, dammit. Mostly Nnoitra & Szayel's POV. 8D

Grell Sutcliffe has gone missing...again. How long will William be able to ignore it? When will he take action? And just what are these feelings for him? Will x Grell. Oneshot. T for slight sexual situations.

LOL. This is such a wierd story. And it really shouldn't be the first one I published. THIS WAS MADE AS A SEQUEL TO MY FRIEND'S STORY "Cleverbot's an ass" WHERE L TALKS TO CLEVERBOT.

L discovers fanfiction. He feels threatened. This is his rant about it.

Grimmjow is gonna call Ulquiorra. Not only is he calling Ulquiorra, but he's calling him, while, I don't know and at 2 in the morning. What could possibly go wrong? Right? Rated T for 1 or 2 words. It's not really a story. Just dialogue. I DISCLAIM THEM.

An Alternate Universe story where Starrk has a strange dream about guys in white and black uniforms.

One Messed Up Night, where, after a drunken night with Gin, Nnoitra finds out that a night with Szayel will end up with a greater commitment than he thought. Something happened and my dividers disappeared. Sorry!

It involves Aizen his arrancars and a speedo. Enjoy the madness which is my story. Meant to put G-string for speedo.

During Ronald Knox's first days as a reaper, he asks William a question. A very important question.

Grell and Sebastian spend fifty moments together.

This is my sick imagination of what would be if I knew Kubo before the chapter 420 was written...XD Rated T just in case...Slight IchiRuki

Ulquiorra is a normal collage kid living alone in an appartment, on his way out the door to freedom of spring break when he runs into Grimmjow, literally, and now Ulquiorra is stuck to Grimmjow for the rest of spring break. or longer.....

Hastur and Ligur get unexpected competition. Lurking is Serious Business. A small dose of crack.

William wondered if Grell was making his life difficult on purpose. It should not take over two weeks to complete a simple mission. Unless that demon was involved. William also didn't think he would have to deal with the aftermath of said mission.

What happens when Grimmjow comes across Yo Mama jokes? My attempt at humor at 3 in the morning. Enjoy!

Shirotsuki-Tenchi: A reborn Grimmjow and Ulquiorra are bored, so they decide to go taunt er visit Ichigo in Karakura town. How will Ichigo respond when he sees them again? Companion piece to 'Existing for that feeling' but can be read alone. GrimmUlqui

Bleach meets Hairspary. A twist on Hairspray's song "The Nicest Kids in Town" featuring Aizen and the Arrancar.

Ulquiorra has been forced by Aizen to write a book report for Twilight. Now with Grimmjow's chapter and a Harry Potter feature!

Ulquiorra was adopted into a very dysfunctional family with Sousuke Aizen for a father. He is often mistreated, and all he wants is a friend. One night, when a strange teal cat shows up on his doorstep, how can he let such an opportunity pass him by? AU.

High School AU. Grimmjow isn't gay. At least, that's what he tries to tell himself when he starts to like Ulquiorra, who is openly homosexual. DISCONTINUED.

COMPLETLY AU! GrimmUlqui Summery inside.

Want to learn more about the Espada s and Shinigami in Hueco Mundo... well here is your chance! This is a parody of what really goes on there... enjoy!

AU. Azira Fell, shy librarian, had no idea what he was getting into when the sly bass player Crowley literally burst into his life. No one ever said being friends was easy.

Mello chats with an ai machine, who repeatedly accuses him of being a girl, calls him fat, and insults his intelligence. And neither of them can stop bringing up chocolate. Rated for abbreviated swearing.

Grell felt his eyes get heavy but fought to resist the temptation to sleep. But his head was getting so heavy and watching William sleep looked so nice... ONESHOT.

Mello was always picked on because his name, Matt was always picked on because of his games. Until the day they met...

Just another reason Dean hates flying...

Oneshot. Fairy Tale AU. Grimmjow is on a mission: Take the prince of Hueco Mundo to the Soul Society to be married. But this Prince Ulquiorra is nothing like Grimmjow had expected, and he finds that this time he can't do what Aizen wants.

Click if you dare.. inside this simple little book you will know what truly goes on in the lives of Bleach Characters... It might not be true.. but you never know what goes on behind the scenes.

Sequel to Manchester Lost. Humanity has declared war, and now Heaven and Hell's best and brightest must band together to – oh dear. Now with 25% more Horseperson and 75% more Archangel!

Happy Fathers' Day! Aizen says he wants the Espada to give their 'daddy' a present! Grimmjow doesn't want to...but he HAS to... What is his plan? And why does it involve Ulquiorra's finger prints and cat nip?Humor/Family.Family cuz Espada are a family XD

Sequel to "Of Convenience". Entering a new chapter in life is difficult when you're single. As a pair? Let's just say Spock and Kirk are going to have their work cut out for them if this chapter's going to end the way they want it to. Contains MPREG.

Kirk needs to get married for political reasons. Spock offers himself as the logical choice. Warning: story contains allusions to MPREG.

Matt and Mello find Near in the kitchen at 2:30 AM.

It's Cinco de Mayo. The day that the Burrito Whore is at his worst. God help the arrancar. Protect them from this sombrero-wearing, maraca-shaking, screeching psychopath as he tries to find the burritos Aizen has hidden. My first crack-fic.

Everything was normal. Till Matsuda came back.

The Espada have their very own chatroom to get online and communicate. Naturally what they discuss in said chat is not your typical espada business. Rated for mild yaoi, cussing, and stupid arrancar.

What happens when Grimmjow 'finds' Gin's iPod Touch? What if he pulls Nnoitra, Ulquiorra,and Szayel into it as well? GASP! Something not written for a contest! YAOI GrimXUlquiXNnoiXSzay CRACK GALORE, Adult themes and cursing.

Ryuk makes a bet with Sidoh that he can out the four main Death Note characters! Light, L, Near, and Mello. And how does he go about doing it? By changing the words of 'If You Were Gay' from Avenue Q of course! Not a song-fic! Humor, slightly crack-ish.

Luppi wants revenge. THat's when April Fool's Day comes in handy....

Just a small look into the love life of Grell Suitcliff and William T. Spears.

In a totally odd dream the author had, Light decides to tell his sister that he's Kira while setting up a play tent...

It's Saturday night and Luppi has nothing to do. So, he decides to throw a sleepover in his room and have some fun. Unfortunately, some wild things happen too! Warning; Strong language. Don't read if you aren't able to handle.

One-shot about what might of happened at the beginning of the series, if Light wasn't really that smart.No slash, random, and hopefully funny.

A not-so friendly rivalry between Ulquiorra's cat and Grimmjow.

A slice of the duo's lives. Warning: OOCness!

Tired of being apart from Ulquiorra due to work, Grimmjow decides that it's about time for them to get married. Dedicated to ChiharuSato22. CRACK, fluff. GrimmUlqui.

L decides to write the world's greatest novel... And posts it to FFN.

William had finally gotten what he always wanted. So...why was he so adamant about getting what he didn't want back? It was irrational. He shouldn't have wanted the old Grell back, it made no sense whatsoever.

We all know the basic rules of the Death Note, right? Well, it seems Ryuk forgot to add a rule in the manga/anime. What's the rule? One shot. T: Mild Language.

Grimmjow/Ulquiorra. During a room inspection Ulquiorra stumbles upon a secret that Grimjow has been hiding but has Ulquiorra been keeping secrets too?

Even the Espada need entertainment. That's why Ulquiorra started this 'wisdom-book' to pass the time. Featuring entries from all in Las Noches. ABANDONED.

Light's smart, we all know that. But when he makes a big mistake, will he be smart enough to fix it? Two short Drabbles. Crackfic. Rated T: Mild language

A fic I forgot I wrote for Christmas. Oh well, better late than never. Gin muses on Aizen's misplaced holiday cheer. Yaoi mentions. :D

A GinXToshiro story. AU, will have boyxboy, so if you don't like that kind of thing than don't read this.

Aizen and his crew are looking for work but hollows are simply not the working type. This involves nearly all the Espada with each chapter involving a new job. Reviews are loved.

Grimmjow wants his money back from Ulquiorra.

It's just a letter - how much trauma could it cause? The answer: more than you'd think - and the Espada are about to find this out the hard way.

He will always be there for Glen: they're best friends. And even if it hurts, Jack will smile. He knows things will never change between them. But sometimes, Jack dreams about what could be, and he hates Glen for doing this.

Ulquiorra agrees to babysit his nephew overnight and when he suggests that Grimmjow stay away, the blue haired man takes it as a personal challenge. How will these two deal with a four year old? - AU / mildly OOC, Grimmulqui, UlquiorraxGrimmjow, GxU

The only way Will is able to make Grell go outside in sub-freezing temperatures to collect the soul of a young woman is to allow him to visit Sebastian while he's out. Yet again, Grell finds another way to cause problems for poor Will. WillxGrell oneshot

Oneshot for Christmas! Grimm/Ulqui. When the Arrancar are expected to participate in Christmas...what is it that Ulquiorra and Grimmjow want the most?

/ 100 THEMES CHALLENGE / It's Grimmjow and Ulquiorra's anniversary and news about their engagement is spreading wildly! How will Ulquiorra handle this? "I can do this!" he whispered to himself, gathering courage, "NO! I can't possibly do this!"

Ulquiorra's having a horrible winter. Grimmjow is off on a business trip, the weather is terrible, and someone is giving him pointless gifts. GrimmUlqui, follows the 12 Days of Christmas song.

Since when have Glen ever doubted Jack's intelligence? Almost all the time. And Jack, well Jack knows when he's right. Most of the time. Half the time. Rarely. But Jack knows that this time is imperfect. But its worth it.

Grell attempts to get William to spend Christmas Eve with him. Just what kind of activities does the redhead have in mind? Grell x William fluff.

Fic doesn't really have all that much to do with the title. Doesn't have much point, either. Or plot, to be honest. Good to read if you're bored, I suppose. No pairings.

A collection of ficlets and drabbles. As colorful and ephemeral as the wings of a butterfly contains GlenJack, Gilbert/RavenOz, BreakVincent and non-pairings Raited T to be safe New Chap with 4 drabbles

Jack decides to buy a present for his friend. It's too bad Glen doesn't like it.

Grimmjow did something bad. Now Ulquiorra has amnesia! Luckily, Grimmjow has Halibel and Nnoitra to back him up! Read the craziness that follows! Review please ;D

Shirotsuki-Tenchi: This is the prize for Comatose Overdose: What the Hell is sitting on Grimmjow's lap! That's MY spot!... Did it just lick his face! What ever the hell that thing is, it's going to pay...Dearly. One-shot, cute and fluffy.

In which Grimmjow makes a startling career change. What will the world say to their newest cover boy? Slight crack. Rated T for swearing, courtesy of Jeagerjaques, naturally.

Szayel conducts a little experiment, gazing into the lives of his fellow Arrancar. Little does he know, he's about to find out a lot more than he wanted to. Mild yaoi content. Don't like, don't read.

There's something fishy going on with Grell and William, and the Shinigami realm's best up-and-coming detective, Ronald Knox, is here to do some investigating. What madness will happen? Gods of death only know.

Grell's lost his glasses and guess who manages to break them? Thus insues stupidity, chaos and Ronald Knox's pervy thoughts. Some WillxGrell implied, mostly fluff. Enjoy!

‘Ulquiorra’ and ‘indifferent’ are basically two synonymous words. But everything changes when our protagonist wakes up one morning sharing a bed with the latest celebrity sensation in town. AU. GrimmUlqui.

Glen is stoic and dark and Jack is energetic and bright. Soon their best-friend relationship turns into a complication or sorts as Jack sorts his feelings for his so-called friend. glenxjack. yaoi. on-hold for now

Completely random one-shot. It's Halloween, L gets sugar high and then attempts to make Light embrace his inner fairy. It's actually pretty funny, so just give it a chance! No pairings, by the way.

Jack loses his voice so Glenn takes advantage of the opportunity. Jack x Glenn Please R&R.

Matt must go on an epic journery thoughout Wammys to find the answer to the worlds most important question... HAW IZ TEH BABY MADE!

Grell is lucky to have met William...a purely fan-made story of how the crazy redhead came to be a Reaper. rated for violence. GrellxWilliam.

When Grell Sutcliff rushed into his department, he not only didn’t have his beloved chainsaw, but his looks was also ruined! A very angry Grell at the end of the eventful day trying to get his beloved chainsaw back, William doing his best not to surrender

Willaim really should have seen it coming...GrellxWill oneshot, Will's POV

Light just wanted to eat his hamburger. Includes battery boxes, light bulbs and, true to the title, grammatically incorrect pyjamas.

There were no words in the English language that could accurately describe Nnoitora's expression at that poit. There WAS, however, an Internet option. Simply put, Nnoitora's face looked like this: - -

No," Szayel sighed impatiently, "it is NOT a rat. This," he waved the ball of fluff,"is a hamster." Slightly pointless fic. Read if you're bored.

Its a calm and beautiful day. A day where Jack decides to read. He is soon interupted by Glen, who apparently is blocking his light. GlenXJack. JackXGlen. BL.

Some songs are just horrible.. What if Grimmjow got caught by Ulquiorra dancing? Crack of course! yaoi, UlquiGrimm oneshot

William x Grell from Kuroshitsuji, what is the reason for William's hate against Sebastian?

when grimmjow talks about nnoitora in his sleep, will Ulquiorra get his revenge?

He knew that the images he had just seen could never, EVER be unseen..." Yeah. I was bored. No real point, just randomness.

Crack!Fic Facebook is used by many, so why not the Death Note cast? Inspired by MeyerBook and NaruBook. Not completely accurate, but still pretty funny to me

A collection of oneshots featuring Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, and now Szayel and Nnoitra. Possibly others too. Humor, no pairings. .:Chapter 7 - Grimmjow starts a rock band! For real:. ABANDONED.

Ulquiorra stumbles across a website he should have left alone, and becomes infected with the /b/. Hilarity ensues in the search for the cure. One-shot. Szayel, Ulquiorra, Grimmjow, Starrk, Yammi and Uruhara. No pairings. T for /b/ references. Originally written as a gift for a friend.

Collection of drabbles/ficlets, mostly slash. Likely to contain mostly HitsuGin. Latest: Private Classes. "Never again."

L wrote a song about his favorite sweet: cake!

Byakuya attempts subtle seduction: Renji fails in comprehension: Rukia provides poetic criticism.

The tale of Sweeney Todd as told by the cast of bleach. Featuring SweeneyAizen, LovettGin and the evil judgeTousen. My second crack attempt Co-authored by Crazyfeatherhead. Some language and spoilers for both bleach and ST.

Ulquiorra suddenly remembers his past as a human while dreaming, and Grimmjow appears as a significant person in his life. Will telling Grimmjow this be for the better or worse? Does Grimmjow remember?

This is just a little spin off of the nursery rhyme '1,2 Buckle my Shoe'.

Light really needs to get off the internet. crack-drabble.

AU. GrimmUlqui. With an unknown person suddenly appearing in his dreams, long-forgotten memories resurface... Will it be for better or for worse? COMPLETE

Why is Grimmjow drifting around in a state of partial catatonia? Read and find out. Mini-mini-fic, no pairings.

Parody song to Katy Perrys I kissed a girl and Cobra Starships i kissed a boy...Oh and this is in Matt's POV enjoy

Grell Sutcliff teasingly torments his boss, William Spears, at work. It is a, more or less, typical day at the office for the management level Grim Reaper. (Renamed and edited.)

This is how easy it is to catch Kira... Warning- major ooc

Ulquiorra and Grimmjow hear something behind a closed door that sounds really naughty. Is it what they think? Innuendo. UlquiGrimm, slight Szay/Nnoi

Grimmjow throws a shoe at Ulquiorra. Which part of Grimmjow's body does Ulquiorra throw it back at?

In which Gin plays matchmaker, Ulquiorra goes to school, Hitsugaya gets a kiss, Matsumoto finds a new lover, Aizen adopts, Orihime gives him a grandchild, Ichigo makes a new friend, Rukia finds a seat, Renji cries, and Grimmjow plays make-believe.

After the Apocalypse doesn't happen, Crowley encounters another of his cohorts in a bar. Based on anime canon for Kuroshitsuji, but no major spoilers.

Toushiro and Gin share quite the odd and unexpected conversation. Random story I just thought up...based off of a conversation. xD Don't flame it please, it's been quickly edited and thrown together, but I just thought it was funny.

Ulquiorra hates Valentines Day, but Aizen insists on celebrating it, much to Ulquiorra's horror and everyone else's delight. Shounen ai. GrimmUlqui.

Be vewy vewy qwiet; I'm huntin' bucket hats!

A little parody on the scene when Ryuk offers Light the shinigami eyes. Total randomenss I wrote in like, five minutes. Please read!

Grell was encroaching a full six and a half inches into his neat and orderly territory. That was six and a half inches more of gender-confused coworker in his office than necessary. Grell/William, pre-series and Will is the new boy on the block.

Noitra's new hair do' is a hair don't.T for language Review if you'd like but no ones forcing you

I'm really not that hard to get along with. Listening to Matt talk, you'd think I was a frigging diva or something.

Ulquiorra finds a little "surprise" in Grimmjows dresser. Some OOCness

A new Sixth Espada you say...? Warning: Implied Shounen-ai.

Hella Drabble. A short Public Sex Announcement from our dear Gin Ichimaru. Bluntly implied Grimm/Ulqui yaoi. Oh, but don't worry, good deeds will go punished. The first and probably last of its kind. I really like to make stories longer... T for safety...

Aizen needs funding for Las Noches, and so he employs the Espada to do TV ads.

Maybe faulty equipment can cause more than just accidents. William/Grell R&R

A Death Note songfic-style thing based on the Bowling For Soup song 1985. Spoilers galore.

It was Ulquiorra’s Ultimate Secret. Now three people know of it: Ulquiorra himself, Aizen, and him, Grimmjow Jaggerjacques. Crackish shonen-ai sorta. for Kalachuchi

What will Ulquiorra Schiffer and Grimmjow Jaegerjaques do when they both thought they accidentally stole a balloon? Parody of a Spongebob Squarepants episode. ONESHOT

Mondays, in Las Nochas were, essentially, good days. Ulqui x Grimm, Kitty!Grimmjow, oneshot. enjoy.

Szayel slips something into Ulquiorra's drink at an Espada assembly. Crackfic, T for language.

Ulquiorra, under the influence of whatever Szayel gave him, manages to escape from the Espada's grasp to bring doom upon Soul Society. Alternate ending from "When Plot Bunnies Attack." Crack!

Some idiot's given Aizen happy pills. And now Aizen's giving out presents. Grimmjow's has nothing to do with him and has everything to do with his zanpuktou form. Even if he won't admit it. GrimmUlqui. Oneshot

Light decides to kill Misa, but he messed up her entry in the Death Note. One shot.

Both super powerful and super lazy. What will happen between this battle of the sleepies.

Ulquiorra glared at anyone and everyone who looked at the blue-haired Espada for more than two seconds, and pulled Grimmjow inside the amusement park, growling. Grimmjow smirked. GrimmUlqui. Complete!

A parody of the bunny foo-foo song with Matt and Mello. Rated 'T' for animal violence. Lol.

Gin fondly remembers the drinking game back in Seireitei; he forces his new comrades to play. Cue the Ultimate Feeling of Utter Doom, Grimmjow thinks.

While on a Rangiku-imposed "playdate," Toshiro and Gin end up discussing many things, like wondering why some popsicles taste like cough medicine, and why some parts just don't fit. Momo, on the other hand, wonders why some doors are so thin. Oneshot.

AU fic where Aizen and friends have their own Espada style Jersey Shorehouse. Whee!

Oneshot. There is nothing Gin likes more than teasing the other captains: this time it's Hitsugaya.

The Wammy House Kids & their days in school. Warnings: Language. No, srsly.

Oneshot, GinxHitsugaya ...Well, this was certainly an uncomfortable position to be in. "Ichimaru... GET. OFF. ME!"

Mello has just arrived at Wammy House at the young age of nine. Can he adjust to his new life after so long without an identity? M for Mature due to touchy subject matter, violence, language, and games I play with the human mind. Mikanis

[OneShot]Grimmjow had thought that the fiasco was over, he never expected anyone to take it to heart, least of all, Ulquiorra. Though, this time, it did lead to something good. Warning: Shounenai [GriUl]!

yes once again another ordinary night in Hueco Munco Crack fic.

Ichimaru and Hitsugaya can't deny that there's some kind of connection between them. Shounen ai

L used logic. But, there's a GameBoy? Hmmm...

Yumichika is sent to the human world to deal with an arrancar. Turns out the one he has to fight is Ulquiorra. Watch as Yumichika tortures our poor Ulquiorra by making him... wear leather pants? And was that Ulquiorra SQUEALING? Ohh snap. [Madness ahead]

Light thinks he knows what 'L' stands for.

Hitsugaya recieves a letter from his school, stating that there was going to be a Parent Teacher conference. And where was he to steal a parent for the day? Matsumoto had the perfect idea. And Hitsugaya didn't like it one bit. drabbled. CHAPPY 2 IS UP!

One morning, while trying to find information on Yotsuba, and listening to Misa Misa try to cheerlead, L gets annoyed and shows the investigation team how well he can cheerlead. Crack! Parody! AU!

An afternoon with Light and L, involving undressing of the mind, discussion of pornography, and a very flustered Yagami. Done to see if I was capable of crack!slash. Rated T for L's frankness.

A funny parody of Weird Al's song 'Horoscope for Today' and Death Note.

Light wonders how he'd be able to maintain hygiene while being chained to L. No really, he's wondering really hard.