all about me:

1. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR KITCHEN PLATES? Why on G-d's green Earth would anyone care?

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?It's aboutan ancient Japanese Samouri and myboyfriend Ricky lent it to me. Actually, he forced it on me.

3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSEPAD? Roadrunner. But I turned him upside-down.

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME:Scatagories. It's funness.

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE: MAGAZINES! DO I LOOK LIKE SOMEONE THAT RREADS MAGAZINES! THAT ISN'T EVEN READING! IT'S CHEATING!AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG

6. FAVORITE SMELL: yyyymmmm, bread...

7. LEAST FAVORITE SMELL: my sister-she's always gassy

8. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING: ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour, ungodly hour,ungodly hour!

9.FAVORITE COLORS: most shades of green, but not puke green, and the darker the better.

10. LEAST FAVORITE COLORS: PINK, OMG DON'T YOU DARE SAY I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU SO! PINK! PINK! PINK! YUCK! (just don't tell Ricky-he got me a pink stuffed dog for Valentines Day. I named it 'the Pink Fuzziness.' Or just Pif, for short.

11. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? usually two

12. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME: Zelia after my Grandma and Lillith- you know queen of hell and baby snatcher? Lillith was also the first femenist.

13. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE? I will give anything tomake my friends happy. They are my world.

14. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate-hehehe

15. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? Hell yes -I just wishI was the one driving. Tear

16. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? Gotta problem with that?

17. DO YOU LIKE STORMS? OMG YES! They're so calming and dangerous and you can feel them humming in your bones-if you didn't reliseI was weird before,I hope you do now.

18. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? Silver Infinity G20. If only I had a liscense...

19. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? JK Rowling...or Elijah Woods...or JRR Tolkien...or Mercedes Lackey...or...

20. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Tequiela!I can play that song better than anyother alcohalic song on my flute!

21. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN AND WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY? Picies; March 17th. I'm a Saint Patty's Day baby. Green beer for my 21st birthday!

22. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Only cause my mom makes me.

23. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB WHAT WOULD IT BE? Writer, but don't tell mom or dad, they'll give me a lecture about how I'll only achieve my goal through hard work and good grades, and so on and so forth...

24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY COLOR HAIR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? WellI think it's cool that my hair is naturally green... wink

25. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? glittery eyed look ahhh, Joe... (but don't tell Ricky. He thinks Joe is just my bisexual friend...)

26. IS THE GLASS HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY? It used to be half empty, but now I'm on happy pills. starry eyes Now the glass is completely empty...I shouldn't drink so much next time-it made a big mess when my pills... upset my stomach. (AN: I'm off of the happy pills now, but I liked this response too much to take it down.)

27. FAVORITE MOVIES? THERE ARE NO MOVIES BETTER THAN LORD OF THE RINGS! ALL BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY NINE FINGERED FRODO! MWAHAHA!

28. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Yes. If only so I can rub it in my father's face when he pecks at the keys.

29. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Ahh, howI wishI had monsters! But nooooooooo,I have to have clothes!

30. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 666

31. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Watch? i HATE watching sports

32. WHAT IS YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST FEAR? shudder spiders shudder

33.FAVORITE SINGER: When I was a childI worshiped Madonna, butI only like her stuff up to Evita, afterwards she just became like most singers. ButI admire how she won't JUST DIE ALREADY! IT'S BEEN 40 FUCKING YEARS! YOU'RE GETTING OLD! OLD I TELL YOU! OLD! ButI still like her stuff.

34. FAVORITE TV SHOWS: It saddens me to say it, but I have recently become addicted to Gilmore Girls. I blame Mrs. Ohaver

35. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD? Ulch! mustard isdisgusting! Ketchup is yumyum

36. HAMBURGERS OR HOTDOGS? Definetly hamburgers-but only Atalanta kosher ones!

37. FAVORITE SOFT DRINK? coke, because my mom wants me to drink diet

38. THE BEST PLACE YOU HAVE EVER BEEN? Isreal

39. BURGER KING OR MCDONALDS? Tough choice. McDonalds has the better burgers, but Burger King has the best 'freedom fries.'

I luv you guys!

Loard Monica

PS - I also have a joint acount with one of my friends. It's Inspiration. -(my idea, even if Kelly won't admit it!)

PPS - I am a poor, starving authoress that needs reviews. Without them I shall be reduced to a quivering shade of my former radience. So feed the hungry. I eat all reviews, even flames.