Hello! I am swanglade37. Welcome to my profile page. The rules regarding my stories are simple: no swearing, no bashing unless it's a canon bash, and especially if you are going to review, please give it in a polite way (no, this doesn't mean it has to be positive, just polite). I will abide by these rules, and I expect you, weary travelers, to as well. In other world news, I hate politics, love cats (though I have no pets), and am constantly swamped with homework, so I don’t post very much between August and December and January and May.

WARNING: I tend to write angst. Lots and lots of angst. If that is not your thing, you know where the back button is.

MMKAY I’M GONNA SAY IT HERE ’CAUSE I ALWAYS FORGET IN MY STORIES: I am not Uncle Rick, nor am I J.K. Rowling, nor even Shannon Messenger. I do not own the publications themselves, only the fanfics I write about them. Nothing I write should be considered plagiarism because it all comes from the dangerous place known as my brain.

My fandoms are (in no particular order):

~ Harry Potter (except Cursed Child)

~ Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus

~ Kane Chronicles

~ Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard

~ Keeper of the Lost Cities

~ Land of Stories

~ Chronicles of Narnia

~ Sisters Grimm

~ The Books of Beginning trilogy

~ WaterFire Saga

~ Song of the Lioness

~ Trickster duo

~ Beka Cooper trilogy

~ The Mysterious Benedict Society

~ Entwined by Heather Dixon

~ the Starcrossed trilogy by Josephine Angelini

~ H2O: Just Add Water

~ The Flash

~ Supergirl

~ Total Dramas Island and Action (and World Tour, but they took that off Netflix. Basically, anything with the original characters. I can't keep track of the others)

~ Assorted Disney channel shows and movies

~ Assorted Disney movies (including, but not limited to Beauty and the Beast (both animated and live action), Tangled, Hercules, and The Little Mermaid)

~ Assorted Pixar movies (including, but not limited to The Incredibles, Incredibles II, Up, Brave, and Inside Out)

~ Fiddler on the Roof (also known as the BEST BROADWAY MUSICAL EVER, although a friend of mine would vehemently disagree)

~ Haven

~ Heartland

Reasons my readers are the best people ever:

#1: You put up with my crazy writing schedule and long breaks

#2: You care enough to tell me what you want to read

#3: Your fandom knowledge is much better than mine

#4: You don't hesitate to call me out when I do something wrong

#5: You come back to read more, even if it's been a year since I've updated

#6: You're really supportive (seriously, I started writing for me, but I keep at it for you)

#7: You REVIEW

#8: You remind me when I've promised something I've forgotten about

#9: Your ideas are really good, and honestly I may type the words, but you guys have the spirit

#10: You make me want to finish my homework quicker so I can write more for you guys

seriously i love you guys so much!

SURVEYS:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"Sophie's whole focus had been on figuring out who sparked" (Keeper of the Lost Cities: Nightfall, Shannon Messenger)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

Air or a laundry basket.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

No clue.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.

1:15

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

1:35

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Nothing at the moment, but sometimes my brother moving around in his room.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

With my mom, because she needed to return a piece of mail that had been incorrectly out in our mailbox and she wanted me out of the house. This was yesterday.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

YouTube, so I could choose a different song to listen to.

9. What are you wearing?

A shirt, sweatpants, and my watch.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes, it had something to do with two or three fandoms colliding and I had super-jump powers. Seriously, don't ask.

11. When did you last laugh?

See answer to Question 3.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Four posters, and some artwork that I either did or didn't do.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My cousin stuffing twelve free gumballs in his pocket.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Better than a math quiz!

15. What is the last movie you saw?

See answers to Questions 3 and 11.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

More bookshelves, because I'm out of space on mine again, and then more books to put on them.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I have a pile of half-folded laundry on my bed.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, what would you do?

Smoking. I'd make all drugs used for smoking non-existent. People are free to ruin their own lives, but ruining the lives (and lungs) of those around them is just cruel and heartless.

19. Do you like to dance?

Not unless it's the dances they teach us at one of my favorite summer camps. But otherwise, you'd have to seriously bribe me with trips to the library/bookstore or be my mom or dad if you wanted me to dance.

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Jolie Nymphadora. She'll hate me. Or Bianca Nymphadora. She'll still hate me.

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Sirius Edmund. He'll hate me too.

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

No.

List twelve characters from your favourite book, in no particular order:

#1. Lily Luna Potter

#2. Teddy Lupin

#3. Fred Weasley

#4. Luna Lovegood

#5. Neville Longbottom

#6. Remus Lupin

#7. Nymphadora Tonks

#8. Sirius Black

#9. Minerva McGonagall

#10. Hugo Weasley

#11. Lee Jordan

#12. Katie Bell

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Remus/Lee? A definite no to both.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Luna is pretty, but not my type. I'm not interested in love, anyway.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Boys can't get pregnant, and girls can't impregnate, so I think Sirius and Katie would be fine. But even if it was possible, it's completely disturbing, since I don't think they've ever met.

4. Can you recall any good fics about Nine?

Professor McGonagall? "Just a Random Tuesday" by Twisted Biscuit.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

clears throat* NOPE!!!!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Neville/McGonagall or Neville/Hugo? Neither. One was his teacher and the other is his student! I think there are rules against that sort of teacher/student interactions.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

I don't know whether Tonks would be scarred by walking in on her son and Katie having sex, or proud that her son is growing up, or teary that her son is growing up.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Fred and Hugo? Okay, "Uncle Fred is always there for his nieces and nephews. Always. Death can't stop the wheels of the Weasley family from turning."

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

I mean, I read this horrible fic about Sirius and Lily Luna falling in love, but please don't give the masses any ideas!

10. Suggest a title for an Eight/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Sirius/Katie hurt/comfort? "Katie Gets Over a Fear of Dogs".

11. If you wrote a songfic about Twelve, what song would you choose?

Katie? Maybe Darlin by Avril Lavigne? At least, someone to Katie?

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Lily Luna/Remus/Katie? Pointless time travel.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A few months ago. It's called "Becoming Neville" by Jedi Rita.

14. "One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Seven runs off with Four. One, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.”

"Lily Luna and Tonks are in a happy relationship until Tonks runs off with Luna. Lily Luna, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Lee and a brief unhappy affair with Katie, then follows the wise advice of Neville and finds true love with Fred."

Okay, the only bit of good I can find in that is Lily Luna listening to the advice of Neville. I've always imagined that Harry and Ginny made Neville Lily Luna's godfather. Everything else is a big plate of NOPE!!

15. Would Three and Seven make a good couple?

Fred and Tonks? No. If I had to ship Tonks with a Weasley, I'd ship her with Charlie.

16. How would Nine react if Eleven died?

I imagine McGonagall would be fairly upset if Lee died, because I always thought she thought Lee was an excellent commentator, just failed at being biased, which, let's be honest, she knew was never going to happen since he's obviously friends with Fred and George at the least, and probably Angelina and Alicia too.

17. Who would most likely join the Order of the Phoenix: Six, Three, Nine, or Ten?

Remus, Fred, McGonagall, or Hugo? Well, since Hugo's the only one not actually a member of the Order, I think him.

18. Who would most likely become a death eater: Two, Five, Eight, or Eleven?

If things had been very different, Sirius. I mean, Death Eaters killed Teddy's parents, tortured Neville's into insanity, and I think they would just find Lee aggravating and kill him. I'm sorry Lee!

19. Who would make a better couple, Six and Nine or Two and Four?

Remus/McGonagall or Teddy/Luna? Really hard choice, but I think Teddy/Luna, because if they were the same generation andLuna wasn't married, I feel that they'd make an adorable, crazy, disconcerting couple.

20. Who would you rather have as a sibling, Three, Six, or Seven?

Fred, Remus, or Tonks? Make me pick between my favorite books why don't you? But I guess Tonks, because I always wanted a sister.

21. Who's more likely to watch TV right now, Six, Nine, or Eleven?

Remus, McGonagall, or Lee? I think Lee would enjoy modern TV greatly.

22. Who would you rather marry, One, Four, Six, Eight, or Eleven?

Lily Luna, Luna, Remus, Sirius, or Lee? Well, not Lily Luna or Luna, since I'm not interested in girls. I guess Lee, because he's closest to my age. But he better not bring that tarantula anywhere near me!

23. Write a summary for a tragedy fanfiction about Five and Nine.

Neville and McGonagall? The Head of Gryffindor House and the leader of Dumbledore's Army speak at Colin Creevey's funeral.

24. For a fanfiction about Two and Eight, what would the genre(s) most likely be?

Teddy and Sirius? Humor and Adventure, I think.

25. Who would most likely kill who, One kill Two or Nine kill Five?

Lily Luna kills Teddy or McGonagall kills Neville? Lily Luna kils Teddy, but only figuratively, like, with worry. Like, Teddy worries about his little sister so much it kills him inside.

26. Who would make the best Auror, Six, Nine, or Three?

Remus, McGonagall, or Fred? McGonagall, since Remus is better suited to a teaching position and Fred would never leave WWW.

27. Who's most likely to have more kids than the Weasleys, Four, Six, or Ten?

Luna, Remus, or Hugo? Well, since Hugo is a Weasley, he's out. Luna or Remus? I'd say Luna, because I feel like she's the type to give birth to an army of Nargle and Wrackspurt fighters.

28. Who's better looking, Six or Nine?

Remus, I guess.

29. Would you rather adopt One, Five, Six, or Twelve?

Lily Luna, Neville, Remus, or Katie? Neville, no competition.

30. Which of your answers would make the most sense to Eight, that's about them?

Question 26. Sirius would make a fantastic Auror.

31. Would you write Two/Four/Five?

As a threesome? No. As a general fic where they all star, totally. Maybe Neville and Luna babysit Teddy for Harry. That would be freakin' adorable!

List twelve characters from your favourite book, in no particular order:

#1. Katie Gardner

#2. Connor Stoll

#3. Travis Stoll

#4. Frank Zhang

#5. Piper McLean

#6. Thalia Grace

#7. Hazel Levesque

#8. Annabeth Chase

#9. Nico di Angelo

#10. Will Solace

#11. Rachel Elizabeth Dare

#12. Grover Underwood

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Thalia/Rachel? I don't think I personally have ever read one, but I'm sure Hunter/Oracle fits exist. I don't really want to, though.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Frank? Sure, he's probably cute, but I'm quite happy on my own and I'd never take him away from Hazel.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Grover getting Annabeth pregnant would result in a very awkward conversation with Percy.

4. Can you recall any good fics about Nine?

Tons. I think there is a general consensus between fanfiction writers of this fandom that if Nico is messed with there will be hell to pay. I think one of my favorites might be "Just Have Me" by HecateA because Solangelo is the absolute best.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Connor and Thalia? This might be one of the few pairings no one has explored-WHICH IS NOT AN INVITATION!, but I guess in theory. If she doesn't electrocute him in the first two hours.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Piper/Nico or Piper/Will? Piper/Will, but I think Jason would kill Piper if she split up Solangelo. Not that Piper would ever do that.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Hazel would be utterly mortified if she walked in on Connor and Grover having sex.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Travis/Will? Um, 'Will always patches the Stoll twins up after their pranks. Always.'

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Katie/Annabeth? Not that I'm aware of.

10. Suggest a title for an Eight/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Annabeth and Grover. Okay, what about 'Wisdom's Daughter Doesn't Always Walk Alone'?

11. If you wrote a songfic about Twelve, what song would you choose?

Colors of the Wind, from Pocahontas

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Katie/Thalia/Grover. Hmm. Too Much Burnt Grass

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Piper? It's been a while, unfortunately. She just isn't the most popular character.

14. "One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Seven runs off with Four. One, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.”

'Katie and Hazel are in a happy relationship until Hazel runs off with Frank. Katie, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Rachel and a brief unhappy affair with Grover, then follows the wise advice of Piper and finds true love with Travis.'

I can't believe Hazel and Frank end up together and so do Katie and Travis! These things are usually so much weirder.

15. Would Three and Seven make a good couple?

Travis and Hazel? I feel like he'd scare her a little, or at least make her nervous.

16. How would Nine react if Eleven died?

Nico would probably be fairly upset if Rachel died. She's the oracle, after all.

17. Who would most likely join the Order of the Phoenix: Six, Three, Nine, or Ten?

Thalia, Travis, Nico, or Will? Will. Definitely Will.

18. Who would most likely become a death eater: Two, Five, Eight, or Eleven?

Connor, Piper, Annabeth, or Rachel? I guess Piper. I mean, I really like her and I doubt that she'd ever join them, but charmspeak is very similar to the Imperius Curse.

19. Who would make a better couple, Six and Nine or Two and Four?

Thalia and Annabeth or Connor and Frank? I mean, Thalia and Annabeth actually know each other, but Annabeth is like Thalia's little sister. Neither?

20. Who would you rather have as a sibling, Three, Six, or Seven?

Travis, Thalia, or Hazel? Not Travis. Hazel, I guess. I don't want to pick. Can I have both Thalia and Hazel?

21. Who's more likely to watch TV right now, Six, Nine, or Eleven?

Thalia, Nico, or Rachel? I don't think we should let Thalia near a TV because electricity powers and all, and I want to say Rachel, but... the screen my mind immediately went to was Nico sobbing while watching a telenovela, and being like "I don't know what they're saying but the emotion says it all!" and Will patting his hair looking bemused. So Nico. Definitely Nico.

22. Who would you rather marry, One, Four, Six, Eight, or Eleven?

Katie, Frank, Thalia, Annabeth, or Rachel? Since Frank's the only guy I guess Frank, but I'd NEVER take him away from Hazel.

23. Write a summary for a tragedy fanfiction about Five and Nine.

Tragedy about Piper and Nico? Nico comforts Piper at Jason's funeral.

24. For a fanfiction about Two and Eight, what would the genre(s) most likely be?

Connor and Annabeth? Humor.

25. Who would most likely kill who, One kill Two or Nine kill Five?

Katie would kill Connor before Nico would kill Piper. Definitely.

26. Who would make the best Auror, Six, Nine, or Three?

Thalia, Nico, or Travis? Thalia. No question about it.

27. Who's most likely to have more kids than the Weasleys, Four, Six, or Ten?

Frank, Thalia, or Will? Will. I feel like he's the type to keep bringing kids home for him and Nico to adopt and at first Nico's like "Will, we already have x number of kids" but then he's like "Yes! More babies! Bring me more babies to love!"

28. Who's better looking, Six or Nine?

Outward beauty is a stupid thing to base something off of. But Nico. He's freakin' adorable.

29. Would you rather adopt One, Five, Six, or Twelve?

Katie, Piper, Thalia, or Grover? Grover.

30. Which of your answers would make the most sense to Eight, that's about them?

I don't know. Maybe Question 2, since Annabeth is definitely pretty.

31. Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Not as a threesome, but I could see Connor, Frank, and Piper in a story together, with Piper like the buffer between the two guys.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. For every question, type the song that's playing5. When you go to a new question, press the next button6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Good Time-Owl City Carly Rae Jepsen

Waking Up: I'll Fight-Daughtry

First Day of School: Just a Dream-Carrie Underwood

Falling In Love: Warriors-Imagine Dragons

Fight Song: How to Save a Life-The Fray

Breaking Up: Closer to the Edge-Thirty Seconds to Mars

Prom Night: Lead the Fight On-She Is We (Surprisingly fits pretty well with my idea of prom. Well, mostly)

Life: Love Story-Taylor Swift (This thing better not be predicting my life!)

Mental Breakdown: My Wish-Rascal Flatts

Driving: Photograph-Nickelback

Flashback: Wake Me Up When September Ends-Green Day

Getting Back Together: It's Time-Imagine Dragons

Wedding: Testify to Love-Wynonna Judd (This is kind of perfect)

Birth of a Child: Never Grow Up-Taylor Swift (I swear, that was completely random)

Final Battle: The Kids Aren't Alright-Fall Out Boy (Worries me a bit, but honestly fits rather well)

Funeral Song: If This Is the End (The Sound of Belief)-Greek Fire

Final Credits: From Where You Are-Lifehouse