Sasori of the Red Sand didn't turn into the mass murdering member of the infamous criminal organisation known as the Akatsuki overnight. It took a lot of time and a lot of living. The entire life of Sasori of the Red Sand. Eventual SasoDei.

*COMPLETE* It's 8th year at Hogwarts. Voldemort is dead. Harry and Draco get partnered together to do a six week potion assignment but on the first night something they never imagined ends up happening, it's both good and very bad. Will they survive it? -AU- Dumbledore & Snape alive - MATURE ADULT CONTENT!

Collection of Hijack/Frostcup one shots, including a bunch of AUs that didn't make it into multi-chaptered stories. Rating and genre will change depending on the chapter.

Hijack Smut Week 2015 Day 7: Cramped Spaces. R!PNAU. Hiccup, Jack, and friends go to the movies one night, but the real date didn't start until after the movie ended. Warning: very obviously smut.

There's more to Hiccup's new roommate and his car than meets the eye. Transformers AU (Bayverse, post Age of Extinction).

It's Eighth Year at Hogwarts and Harry and Draco seem to hate each other more than ever before. Somebody has had enough and cursed them both, binding them together until they find a cure. Will they destroy one another completely or find a heaven buried beneath their hell? HP/DM Drarry SLASH!

Many parents were frightened—many more prayed it would come and just go—"Just as it always had," a frail, old grandmother said, her eyes sightless and long-used to peering into the dark since the light had been stolen from her years ago. "They only take what they need." (HiJack/FrostCup Horror) A collection of tales to be taken right before bed. AU

Collection of South Park TEXT MESSAGES!

Distracted by the film they were watching together, Alfred didn't realise what he'd let slip aloud about what he thought of the costume on the television screen until it was too late. A week later, on Halloween, Matthew brought a special costume for himself that Alfred didn't quite expect, but certainly wouldn't object to. An AmeCan Halloween Exchange gift for Akanedee.

Not even that long ago, the thought of doing something even close to this to his best friend had been unthinkable. Now… well, it was amazing how many boundaries were pressed for the sake of competition. OR: Craig and Clyde play gay chicken. A lot.

One afternoon, Arthur returns home to find his two lovers Matthew and Alfred together on the couch in the most horrific way he could imagine. Naturally, he goes to rectify this and make sure both young men are happy. USUKCan Poly relationship.

The 1920s was never flappers and jazz for Tommy. Winter was never a hot cup of chocolate and a crackling fireplace, but frozen benches and forced awakenings almost hourly to make sure he didn't freeze to death. The last thing he expected was to find a small glimmer of mercy, and much less for it to be offered by a white hand. Veggie Burgers Fluff.

Alfred always had gone for the bad boy type, and his boyfriend is the baddest there is. Greasers and bike gangs were looked down on in their society, but so was the love he had for the leader of one. How could anyone refuse the love of a sweet golden boy like him? Certainly not Tommy. Veggie Burgers Fluff.

Born nearly deaf, Alfred had always relied on sign language to speak and hear. Despite the obstacle, he befriended and eventually fell in love with Matthew who learnt to sign just for him. After a surgery in an attempt to restore some hearing to the American, Matthew is there at his side, ready to be the first voice his lover hears. AmeCan Fluff.

Three was the universe's number. There were three times when Alfred caught Matthew awake at three in the morning, and had the same three words burn his throat and ache to be said. Under the flickering lights in the run down kitchen that stank of booze and cigarettes, it hadn't seemed so lucky a number any longer. AmeCan. Warnings within.

As a fire-fighter, Alfred knew that it was the general stereotype that he would rescue at least one kitten in his career from a tree. What he didn't expect was the kitten in question to belong to his handsome neighbour, and that he would find himself setting up far too many excuses to see the medic, only to catch what seemed to be quite a contagious disease. AmeCan Fluff.

After the first night at his new workplace in a strip club, Alfred realises that he needs a little bit more practice with his dance routine to build his confidence up. Little does he know that his neighbour is getting a full front seat view of the show from his window. Suggestive AmeCan.

The timers on their wrists ticked down slowly to the final moment before they were to meet their soul mates. At such a young age, and with such a frail and sickly body, Matthew didn't expect to live to see the day his timer ticked down to zero. He was lucky to be meeting the one that he would fall in love with so soon. PruCan Fluff.

Coming home from work filthy that day, Gilbert didn't expect to be punished for it, or to get even dirtier, or to find his lover in some rather interesting apparel. Not that he was complaining; Matthew was tempting him far more than he'd ever been in his life.

Attempting to fluster Matthew isn't always recommended. When he retaliates, Alfred finds that he's the one in trouble mid-meeting, and that his plan is horribly backfiring. Suggestive AmeCan.

A new art prodigy has arrived in the university, and Tommy's crushing on him bad. With some prompts from Alfred, he goes to confess and ask the Canadian on a date, or, at least make an attempt at it. AmeCan Organic Maple Fluff.

Without his sight, gifts never needed to be wrapped for Matthew, always a mystery, but he delights in receiving them. Alfred frequently enjoys watching Matthew's face light up when he realises what's been bought, and seeing the ways he uses to discover his gifts. AmeCan Fluff. Blind!AU.

Despite being able to handle insults like water off a duck's back, the moment that Gilbert is insulted, however well the albino takes it, it strikes a sensitive nerve in Matthew that he simply can't ignore. PruCan Fluff.

There comes a point in time when Matthew realises that he's being treated a little different to his other colleagues at work, and can't quite pinpoint the reason. It's not until he receives a letter on his desk that he realises why. PruCan Fluff.

Easter Sunday 2014 overlapped 4/20, and Matthew couldn't resist combining the chocolates with a special ingredient for a bit of fun. Alfred returns home to a tasty sweet waiting for him, though the chocolates remain untouched in the fridge.

Gilbert finds it curious when he discovers a little boy all by himself at a snowy park at night, and takes it upon himself to confront this strange child. Sometimes, finding your place in the world is simple. Young!PruCan fluff.

In light of a recent spike in dating, two residents of South Park have struck up a deal. A Not-Quite-Friends With Benefits deal. Provided they can tolerate each other long enough, they might just make it through this sickeningly overbearing Valentine-eque Nightmare. Kenny Craig, with pieces about Style.

What do you get when you take a love sick puppy and taunt him with all his wildest desires and heated nights of forbidden passion? Why, a monster, of course. At least that's what Tweek has come to believe after confessing his feelings to his taken best friend.

In a world where you can only be killed by your soul mate, Hiccup finds his in the worst way possible. Soul Mate AU. Hijack.

HPDM slash, one-shot. Draco, whose own virginity is his source of private humiliation, is stunned to read that Harry Potter has just confessed to his own virginity. In public. Under Veritaserum. Eventually, he has to speak to Potter. COMPLETE.

Hyped up for the next big movie, the boys set out to play Avengers. Now they must assemble to face their biggest challenge yet: nobody in town wants to play with them.

We'd kinda drift together, extra pieces from sets that tossed us aside, forming our own set outta convenience. At a pep rally, he'd sit down next to me and I'd smile, and we'd watch it together while Stan-and-Kyle bickered with Eric and the girls chattered and the goths smoked and everybody did what they did in their sets. Butters always wanted someone to make happy. Many pairings

All Craig wants is a kiss. All Clyde wants is to control the universe and kill the Earth. Cryde, based on the Stick of Truth.

HPDM slash, eventually. Harry accidentally bonds several Slytherins, including Snape and Draco, with him as their Lord. It's going to be a long journey from putting his foot in it all the time to at least trying to be a good one. COMPLETE.

It's been two years since the end of the war. Former co-pilots Hiccup and Jack are as close as ever, and Astrid thinks it's finally time to give her best friend the happiness he deserves. Pacific Rim AU. Hijack.

A tournament is held for Prince Jack's hand in marriage, but his brown-haired knight is the only one he has eyes for. Knight AU. Hijack.

"I was depressed... You're surrounded by every single thought you never thought you'd have... If you're reading this right now that means you're alive. Stay that way." Modern!Hijack. Trigger Warnings: bullying, depression, suicidal thoughts and actions, but NO DEATH, cursing. This features quotes from Joel Faviere's "Stay That Way" Suicide Awareness video on YouTube.

NOTE: THIS STORY HAS BEEN EDITED TO BE M RATED AS PER FFNET'S GUIDELINES. What's it like to be a consort to the King? Unimpressed with his lot in life in the eyes of the Kingdom, Ichigo is loath to find out. Grimmjow expects another night of passion, but instead, his fire is put on hold while he battles his rebellious citizen.

A HiJack coffee shop AU! The boy himself had quite a strange appearance. He had white hair, spiked like icicles in all directions and cold blue eyes which despite themselves seemed to be lit up with warmth. He had thick black eyelashes which trailed across his incredibly pale skin and a cheeky smirk on his thin lips. "So, what can I get you?" he asked.

"His name is Deidara Kurusu. Back in the 1960s, I met this boy at a drivein," Akasuna explained. "He was the exact opposite of me. Caring, spontaneous, loud, bratty, and happy. Despite all of that, I still loved him..."

While growing up the Hitachiin twins often get told the fun ending words of "Boys don't do that" by one elderly killjoy butler. This is a oneshot that explores some of those situations and how those few words shaped the boys' lives.

Side-story to Always By Your Side. In another world, Hiccup does not dream of a nameless white-haired stranger. Soul Mate/Guardian Angel AU. Hijack.

Sequel to Freefalling. In the aftermath of the Sanctuary's destruction, Jack and Hiccup lay low to rest and recover from their ordeal. The world has changed and while they can only move forwards, their pasts aren't that easily forgotten. Wing AU. Hijack.

"It's just between us. A one time thing, un. Besides, it was just an experiment...right?"... Sasori went quiet and for a moment sat there staring at the ground. He looked back up at his friend after some time and nodded. "Yeah. Just experimenting…"

Big Four Hogwarts AU. It all begins with four letters. From these letters four students of Hogwarts will meet and form a bond that is more significant than any of them could imagine. It is through this bond that they will unite to face a growing darkness that threatens the entire world. It is through his bond that they will become the Big Four. HIJACK, Merida/OC, Rapunzel/Flynn

Hiccup has been seeing a mysterious boy in his dreams lately. Even though he has never met him before, he soon begins to find comfort and respite from his troubled life in him. But there's more to this white-haired stranger than meets the eye. Soul Mate/Guardian Angel AU. Hijack.

(New chapter added and rating has changed.) "They've done experiments with baby monkeys, where they separated them from their mothers. One group only got fed, and the other group got fed, played with and interacted with. The monkeys who were only fed all died; I think people can die from that much loneliness too."

A lonely Jack buys a homundroid – a personalized android that serves and protects its master – as a companion and names it Hiccup. He learns that Hiccup has a rare defect which allows it to think for itself and experience emotions, but it's just a machine. Machines don't do sarcasm and they can't feel love… right? Robot AU. Hijack.

Young prince Jack takes orphan Hiccup as his servant and the two grow closer over the years despite being worlds apart. The law forbids nobles and slaves from being in a relationship with each other, but perhaps that can change when Jack finally comes of age. Slave AU. Hijack.

Nitori has taken to listening to English music, despite not understanding the lyrics. Unfortunately for Rin he understands every one of Nitori's words and finds each one filling him with fantasies about the younger boy. Nitori oneshot.

It started with a competition of dirty dancing, but this "fight" between Natsu and Gray is quickly escalating out of control. It's a sensual tango between fire and ice. Contains dancing so hot it should be illegal, pillow fights that lead to naughty nights, closet kinks, and adorable perviness!

Nagisa looked proudly over to Rei and lifted his head to let the scarf fall away from his nose and mouth. The grin he had on his face lasted for a second before he turned his head toward the sky and took in a deep breath. A particularly nippy breeze bypassed them. Nagisa drew his shoulders in again and shivered. Rei thought he looked like a penguin hunching over for warmth.

Five years ago Ludwig's world fell apart. When his brother suddenly decides to come home for Christmas and start making amends, Ludwig isn't so sure he's ready to forgive. Written for the Germancest Secret Santa 2013. Human AU, brotherxbrother incest.

Gilbert signs up for dance lessons because a friend's wedding is coming up but soon realises that he's more interested in his teacher than learning anything. Prumano. Rated for language.

2013 Holiday Writing Challenge December 23 An unexpected meeting of friends finds them in "compromising" situations. Gaara x Naruto - This is a BL/yaoi story, please be aware before reading. Other warnings are listed in my header.

(I would like to pretend there's actually a plot that follows this story, but there isn't. It's just really kinky and explicit sex. I'm so sorry about this...)

(That title is terrible.) Bro allows his little brother, Dave, to invite his internet friend over during the summer. He comes to three conclusions during that time: John Egbert is a megane shota, Dave is overly possessive, and He himself is a bad, bad man. Luckily, not as bad as he could be.

It's date night, and for the first time John is nervous. Like really nervous. Karkat's romantic, he's used to seeing everything choreographed and perfect. But life isn't perfect. /They're/ not perfect. And sometimes that's okay. M, fluff, smut, xenophilia, tentabulge, all that good stuff.

Cartman wants to film his amateur ghost hunting show at the site of the grisly McCormick massacre. Stan hates the idea but can't stay away, because Kyle will be there.

Man cannot see sprites, but when Jack Frost falls in love with a quirky horseman, Father Winter grants him a chance to be with his beloved and turns him human. If he can win Hiccup's heart by the first sign of spring, the spell remains. But if winter ends and the other boy doesn't feel the same, once more he will be an immortal spirit, never to be seen by human eyes again. hijack

Hijack PWP! :P WARNING: M/M, awkward sex, unwieldy snark, weird lube, and all around extremely silly. Durhahaha. Now a chapter 2!

Jack is the lead singer in the band Jack Frost and The Guardians and Hiccup hates their music. He somehow gets dragged to a concert where he meets Jack and then obvious flirting ensues. It is a one shot. Rated a very very soft M because I cannot write porn to save my life. I apologize for that. Very little plot or thinking was put into this.

Eighth Year would have been horribly boring if not for one of the Ministry's new laws; that every Witch and Wizard take a potion that would reveal their Blood Status. The intent was to prove there were no more Pure-Blood lines left. Wrong.

Clyde decides to finally do something about being the fattest kid next to Cartman. But things get out of hand, and of course, Craig notices Cryde - One Shot -

Randy muses about life with a gay son. Stupid one-shot.

Working for a farmer in the south of a new and independent America, Matthew Williams is a well practised liar. Nobody knows where he came from, why he's there, or of the outlaw cowboy he lets into the barnyard at night for a forbidden romance he can't resist, consisting of hot nights, sweat, and euphoria. It's their dirty secret. AmeCan.

In a palafitte colony on post-apocalyptic Earth, Stan and Kyle yearn for old-world domesticity.

"It is 472 days since the Event. The season is currently: the Dark Season. This is the Survival Broadcast for March: We have had no further contact from Washington since connection was lost, there are no new developments to report. Please remain indoors." Hiding underground with the other survivors, Kyle has all but given up. But is everyone else really dead?

"Yes, poker." He quirked an eyebrow. "You know how to play that right?" But I didn't know how to play poker. At all. It looked like maybe I would need someone to teach me. And as far as I knew there was only one of my friends who knew how to play poker... Stenny

John is more than a little surprised when his lifelong bro comes his way to play a gig, but little does he know, meeting face to face will raise far more issues than what they'll talk about during the visit. DaveJohn AU.

Matthew Williams, a young man from a small town in Quebec is studying abroad in America to perfect his English, and live a new lifestyle for the sake of cultural experiences unable to be achieved living alone or in a dorm room, moving in for a year with Alfred and his family. What neither expect is to learn more than just language together. USCan.

AU - Ten years after the execution of Terrance and Phillip, the war with Canada has not ended. Stan and most of Kyle's friends are planning to join the army after high school graduation, bound to be drafted anyway. Kyle doesn't believe in the war, but he's not willing to let Stan go without him.

John has a piano recital today, and is highly nervous at the fact that his long time crush Dave will probably see through his lie and show up. Of course, Dave knows, and wants to help calm him down in more ways than one. John/Dave smut.

A compilation of drabbles and one-shots dedicated to HiJack Week. A late submission.

When children in the town of Burgess are found frozen to death in their beds, the Winchesters go on the hunt for the creature responsible. Local lore tells of Burgess being the origin place of the winter spirit known as Jack Frost, and thinking he's the killer, the boys set out to put Jack down for his final rest. Jack, however, has other plans...

Pip could not say exactly why the dreams had started, nor when their sequence would end. All he knew was that one night when he was fifteen, after going to bed, he awoke in another place, a white palace, with a man lying next to him. DIP.

Rumor has it that a wealthy investor is starting up a brand new professional Quidditch team and he's looking for players. Harry and Draco both want to make the team, but there can be only one Seeker. Will competing for the position bring them closer or drive them further apart? Contains mature language and sexual content. Cover art by Aladdinboy.

All Harry ever wanted was a normal life but as struggles with the fall out from the war, losing old friends and making new ones, he realises that normality is just a myth. Warning: Slash. Rated M for later chapters.

He knew he should have watched what he said. If he did, then he wouldn't be in this situation. Maybe next time he'll remember who exactly wears the pants in their relationship. One shot.

[PWP; Oneshot] Neither could particularly fathom what exactly it was they were doing, but neither could find it in themselves to stop. The summer love that swelled between them was far too sweet, too intoxicating and mesmerizing to stop.

Jack has had wings for as long as he could remember. Hiccup gained his when he was eight. They meet one day when their lives cross paths in the Sanctuary. Wing AU. Hijack.

Summer break, and the twins are spending some time at their beach house. All's great. . . except for that one little thing. Yaoi, lemon, incest, twincest

It was just the blood, It excited him...every time. The first time for them, nothing gentle about it. Graphic Yaoi. Bondage. Kakuzu/Hidan.

What happens when the pain becomes too strong and Hikaru finally notices somethings wrong? Yaoi

Feliciano Vargas was just a man in the wrong place at the wrong time. Sent down for a crime he didn't commit; Italy meets and falls for a German inmate who is imprisoned for life for an unspeakable crime. An unlikely bond is formed between these two and Feliciano discovers that there's more to this heartless criminal than meets the eye. Gerita, USUK, Spamano

Matthew's lonely, and filling the void in his chest with sex, alcohol and cigarettes can only help so much. In search of love, he signs up to dating websites and speed dating circles, trying someone that can fill that emptiness. Despite his need, a fear of being left behind stops him from getting too close to people. One man still tries.

Dean Thomas and Harry Potter start a leisure business for wizards that specializes in giving tours of muggle London. Everything goes well until they receive a booking neither one of them wants to take. Harry embarks upon what he suspects will be the worst trip of his life. Contains mature language and sexual content. Cover art by Aladdinboy.

After accidentally ruining Snoggletog, Hiccup entreats Odin to give him a sign that Snoggletog can be fixed and that he can someday be accepted by the village. His prayers are answered in the form of a sleigh crashing to Earth, carrying five very strange spirits that promise to help him make this Snoggletog one to remember.

Prussia is not one to fall in love. Especially not with a quiet, easily upset weakling who reminds him too much of the Italian that stole his brother's attention. Then again, people change, and when a one-world-government movement starts capturing nations to enforce their ideas, he might just discover that he really does care. PruCan/USUK/GerIta/Spamano

There are some things humans are just not supposed to mess with. When a scientific experiment goes wrong, the butterfly effect takes control as Science and Magic clash. The Guardians find themselves acquainted with the chaos theory as they are thrown into a whirlwind of alternate universes and parallel timelines.

"Don't thank me just yet. If ya change yer mind, don't drop the soap." Jail sex. Simple, right? GrimmIchi AU Yaoi

Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you and your friends have used various shenanigans to beat THE GAME. It has now been TWO YEARS since you returned to earth, and now you are college bound with your best of bros, DAVE STRIDER. But as time goes on, you find that maybe there are still more discoveries to make, now that you have begun to continue the most absurd adventure ever created: LIFE

Of pancakes and cracked gems. (TOSOTH-verse)

After breaking off a long-term relationship, Sakura and Ino convince Naruto that all he needs is a bar hop to find a piece of fresh meat. AU. Gaara/Naruto.

To Stan, Evergreen has never felt like home the way South Park does, where he has friends like Kyle.

In which Karkat Vantas is a surly ex-Marine who is absolutely for sure NOT a gray space alien, nor has he ever been a gray space alien at any point in his life ever, regardless of what this weirdo Sollux Captor claims when they meet in a bar one miserable Friday night. (i dont own this its owned by tumblr user jumpingjacktrash also known as jumpingjackflash on AO3. ok? ok great.)

"...he didn't think shoe-skating was on his agenda tonight. Or at least he hadn't thought it was until just a moment later when he spotted something on the ice. Something that was a very impractical shade of orange and not moving." Craig finds Kenny in a bad sort and takes it upon himself to help the poor kid out. Rated M for the final chapter.

AU - In 1862, Kyle's family is forced to move from New York to a tiny mining settlement at the foot of Pike's Peak in Colorado. Kyle is 16 and miserable until he meets Stan, a fellow transplant who has been in town for three years. Their feelings for each other are shadowed by the town's haunted history, and for Kyle the local legends begin to feel more like real nightmares.

A/U in which Jack Frost lived as a human on Berk, and looked out for the village children. Instead of a sister, there was a little boy who needed a friend, and something to believe in. Cotton-candy level fluff alert. baby!vikings, human!Jack Frost. One-shot for now, maybe more later.

Kenny McCormick has seen enough coming-of-age films to know that he doesn't want his life to be one. Take senior year, add a cute blonde in a mouth-watering pair of jeans, and sprinkle on confusing dreams to taste. Identity crises are the worst. Bunny & others.

Sollux just wanted to go to a real college, Eridan just wanted to get laid. Funny how they ended up sharing a bathroom. A series of bits and pieces of the lives of several college students and how they intertwine. College Humanstuck; Eridan/Sollux and Equius/Aradia. Cowritten with Dyzzyah

Quick Halloween Piece. Hammertime. AU. Not horror. Just a little fun between boys at a party.

First published on Deviant Art. The Gerita version of my 'Wedding' series. Italy proposes to Germany. What happens when Germany says 'Nein? Main pairing is Germany/Ludwig and N.Italy/Feliciano with side pairings of UsUk, PruCan, ScotFran, and some Greece x Japan. Also a guest appearances made by India, Hungary, and Austria.

FOR THE LOVE OF PASTA...first published on DA PruCan AU Stripper Prussia/Gilbert x Businessman Canada/Matthew Rated M cause you can't write smut without it. Yaoi warning. Yaoi equal gay, boy on boy, all hot dog and no hamburgers. Don't like, don't read, don't flame.

When Sasori's friends get worried about him, one of them forces him to write a letter. That letter's recipient just happens to be a soldier fighting in Afganistan. Why is it that the people you don't know always impact your life the most? AU. Three-shot. Slight SasoDei. Rated for cussing, innuendo, and possible gore.

Gamzee is just a clown from a traveling circus. He doesn't have a regular life, and he's all right with that. Until he meets a norm named Tavros, and he finds he could use some normal in his life. GamTav, AU.

Matthew's sexy shorts are driving Alfred insane. What else is a hero to do when he can think of nothing but pounding his gorgeous brother right there on the living room floor? AmeCan, incest, heavy smut, and severe M rating. Written for the awesome Wiwiun!

"He knew, all too well, that even the strongest beings sometimes needed some kind of anchor. He just never realized how fragile Alfred was without his." AmerxCan Brief RussxCan Human names used. Very slight AU.

Oneshot smut - Stan keeps coming to Kenny to complain about how much his life sucks without realizing that typically-carefree Kenny is hurting too. -Stenny, Stan/Kenny slash, Warnings: NC-17, "Seme"!Kenny, "Uke"!Stan, Sex, Oral, Breathplay

There exists a disease in which a child is born with only half a functioning heart. The right side may work on its own for a time, but a heart cannot beat without its other half. But with care the other side of the heart can be guided toward life.

Alfred and Matthew built their company from Alfred's garage up. When Matt's safety net breaks and his secret comes out, will their fragile happiness crumble, too? Can Alfred go against his very nature to fix what he didn't even know he broke? Am/Can Fr/UK

GinHitsu:Toushiro is a very special boy, with a big talent and no luck at all. When he starts cleaning floors for money at the local stripper club, he expects to be doing just that - mopping floors. Fate has other plans though... And it doesn't help that the barman is so hot. M-rated; FINISHED!

Clyde poops on the carpet. Co-written with glow vomit. this is honestly the best thing here.

Everyone told them it was unhealthy; that twins should be encouraged to develop separate identities, and in all fairness, they did try their best. It was only after Matthew picked the locks and Alfred removed the hinges from the doors that they realised that they couldn't keep the boys apart. Am/Can FrUK Twincest Human AU non-explicit OS

"Just because Prussia was completely smashed didn't mean he was stumbling around—no, that was his swagger." Prussia first meets Canada when the "invisible" nation starts a bar fight during a hockey match. For Prussia, it's love at first sight. Canada just can't understand why Gilbert's still talking to him. PruCan. Rated for language and mature content.

As John watched his captors he couldn't help but swallow dryly. This would probably not end in his favor. AU, slash, Karkat/John, Some other stuff. M for language and future sexual content and whatnot. I don't even know what this is guys.

It's just another routine trip to the Arctic for Canada; or it was until America decided to show up. Kink Meme fill Americest

Pregnant and jilted, Henrietta places a vengeful spell on the senior class boys, wanting them to feel her pain. Stan and Kyle are just two of the unwitting victims. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, Cartman/Wendy, Craig/Tweek, Token/Clyde

"Wait, are you...jealous?" Hikaru plus Kaoru equals one. Such a simple equation, and so quick to unravel. Hitachiincest.

"Oh crap." Muttered the blond. Sometimes, there's something worse than one-night stands. It's called we're-doing-this-because-we're-going-to-die-tomorrow desperate sex. Too bad they didn't in the end. NaruSasu, AU.

Sasuke believes that a little thing like marriage should never get in the way of a perfect relationship. Unfortunately for him, not everyone agrees. NaruSasu AU

Canada was not always polite and invisible; that happened after England got fed up and cursed him while drunk. Maybe it's time for that curse to end. kink meme fill

Extension one-shot from my story, 'Wait! Please don't go'. What happens to Prussia after his encounter with Romano at Germany's house? Find out! Warning, there is a sexy maple leaf and Prussia overload!

5 years post SBURB the kids come to Alternia for a visit. Everyone is paired off except for Dave, who Eridan finds alone and hurting. A feelings jam starts an unlikely friendship.

"Wait, no! Come back!" England shouted as he burst out of the backdoor. Picardy did not listen to him, however. "Bloody hell, Francis! What are you doing?" - For April Fools! I wonder what France did this time? Oneshot FrUK USCan Lemon.

HPDM. A visit to the new Divination professor leaves Harry horrified when she predicts a happy future for him and Draco. He contacts Draco to warn him that the professor might spread rumors. It only takes one pebble to start the avalanche. COMPLETE.

The first time Karkat and John get together. Starts with an awkward conversation about buckets...

An innocent night out turns into a mess of lust and danger. AU, yaoi, swearing, drug use, violence. OOCness. Awesome cover art done by AKFid over on deviantArt!

Pein and Konan own a restaurant but someone has to take over soon. They chose their son Deidara who hates working but will put up with it for one ulterior motive. To get rid of Sasori. Though the redhead has different things in mind for the blond. Edited!

HPDM slash. It began because Draco happened to notice the way that the collar of Potter's robe encircled his neck when he bent down. COMPLETE.

Matthew had spent enough time hiding away from him. Now it was time for Alfred to fully illustrate exactly what he means when he says Mattie is his.

Matthew discovers Alfred standing with his stuff on his doorstep. Again. But, while his brother tries to get over a previous break-up, Matthew begins to notice something different. Their relationship begins to change. AmCan/Human names used/Future incest

Stan and Kyle have no memories of South Park or the first ten years of their lives. When they meet as adults they form an instant connection, but will it be enough to make up for lost time and repair the warped town that forgot them? Stan/Kyle

This is a White day story featuring Kaoru and Hikaru. Lots of teasing, twincest, chocolate paint and of course practical jokes. Sometimes practical jokes go...too far. Lots of humor followed by romance.

Just once, he wanted Potter to see him. Really see him. - Kiriban prize for Vladexx. Draco/Harry, yaoi. Disclaimers in my profile.

Hatchets that once did so much damage begin to rust and fade from memory once put in the ground. One hatchet, invisible to all but two, is about to be unearthed. None of the rust will be wiped away. No edges honed. This is the story as it truly unfolded.

They haven't been working at the Host Club for even a week and already Kaoru is tired of it. Why does Hikaru always get to be the lead in their acts? This game would be the deciding factor.

Ludwig is a bodyguard. When his brother lands him a cushy job in the mafia, he's appalled. Looking after some playboy mafioso heir is not his idea of fun. He wants out. But the longer he's in The Family, the less he wants to want out. Full summary inside.

human!ToothlessxHiccup. Seasons change, people change, everything changes. Hiccup knew this, but he wasn't sure if he could come to terms with it or not.

Alfred reluctantly went along with his friends when they brought him to a strip club, but when his eyes fell upon a certain performer he no longer felt reluctant.

Grimmjow, an experienced agent from Seven is assigned to deceive & befriend Ichigo Kurosaki in order to procure information. How will his strategy of wooing the young man change things for him, Ichigo & those around them? GrimIchi w/some NnoiShin

Deidara hates his new teacher, Sasori Akasuna, but not because of the usual issues experienced by students. The red head, the blonde, and the irritating lectures that Deidara loathes.

When America gives Prussia an XBox, Canada is less than happy when the console turns into an obsession. Another sequel to 'Use Somebody'.

In which John visits Dave for the summer, brings him a pair of glow in the dark sunglasses and the A/C "mysteriously" breaks. Dave/John. Smut. Review, please?

Sometimes two lives that seem wrong can unite to give birth to something right. Pru/can. Yaoi. Human names. Disclaimer in my profile. #4 in series.

The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters. COMPLETE!

Hikaru and Kaoru are busy 'sexting' in the middle of class. So what happens when Kaoru desides he wants to play Seme? Cussing and Yaoi all the way through, and lemon in the next few chapters...

The Bro Code says nothing about what to do when a Bro falls in love with another Bro. But, its not like Alfred hasn't broken the Bro Code before. Alfred/Matthew, AU

After an argument with his brother, Canada takes to the streets of Germany, only to get lost. Luckily, he finds his good friend, Prussia. But when beer comes along, Canada isn't positive he made a smart choice. Maybe Prussia will change his mind?

This wasn't once or twice or three times. It wasn't a temporary arrangement, or something either of them could escape. Yaoi, Ger/Ita. Human names. Sequel to Einmal ist Keinmal. Disclaimer in my profile. #2 in series.

What happens when Ludwig finally decides to leave Gilbert home during an important meeting? He was better off not knowing; and it all started with the sexting. submitted for Meinbruder pornfest, and de-anon from kink-meme

HPDM slash. Harry and Draco have a forced bond. Harry and Draco have trouble getting along. Harry and Draco want freedom from the bond. Wait, that's only Harry. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, oneshot. Flying, fighting, falling. This is Harry and Draco's book of how to move. Hogwarts "eighth year." COMPLETE.

HPDM slash. Harry Potter had shown himself, since the war, more than willing to make sacrifices. But Draco thought this a rather extreme one. COMPLETE.

HPDM and HPDM. Being an Auror didn't work out, so Harry is in training to be a lawyer. Then two things happen at once: Draco Malfoy approaches Harry to help him with Quidditch, and Harry starts visiting an alternate universe in his sleep. COMPLETE.

Naruto thinks he has it all planned out. Naruto thinks he belongs with Sakura. Naruto thinks he's in love. Naruto never thought about Sasuke as anything but a best friend. So how does Taylor Swift and a rooftop change all of that? Two-shot! Please r&r!

When Cartman finds out that Butters has a crush on Kenny, he comes up with a nefarious scheme: make Butters believe that Kenny is in love with him. Butters/Kenny, CartmanxWendy, and Stan/Kyle. COMPLETE

Guardian Angels aren't the only things watching you while you're asleep. Deidara has moved into a new house, which everyone claims to be haunted. The blonde doesn't believe his friends, but what will happen if it turns out that they are actually correct?

Sequel for Strawberry Bad Boy; Shinji and Nnoitra's story. Follow the two of them four years after the end of SBB and see where they are now and how they got there.

HPDM preslash, oneshot. Draco assumed that he would be left alone and scorned by wizarding society for the rest of his life. Then Harry Potter started sending him gifts. COMPLETE.

AU, HPDM slash. Sequel to Building With Worn Out Tools. Harry and Draco have the perfect life. Or close enough to perfect for Draco to torture Ginny about it, at least. COMPLETE.

Sasori sat on the park bench, outwardly stoic, inwardly miserable. He watched the water surface of the manmade lake, searching for a glimmer of gold. At first Sasori thought that Deidara was simply a goldfish, but he turned out to be so much more.

Because thou shalt always, ALWAYS trust your tattoo artist... Stenny, Kyman, Clutters. M for a reason.

AU Based in my SBB universe. The first time Shinji and Ichigo meet.

HPDM slash. The ancient Roman Bacchanalia is a time of feasting, of madness, and above all of the crossing of boundaries. COMPLETE.

Even now that Seto has finally found Ren he still feels like something's missing. Little two-shot sequel to the game. Crow/Seto R&R plz yaoi POSSIBLE SPOILERS

HPDM slash, former HPGW. After his divorce, Harry rescues and is rescued. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash. Nova Cupiditas is the curse that causes one to hunger after an enemy. There's no cure. And now someone has cursed Draco to hunger after Harry Potter. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, seventh in the Seasonal Processions series and sequel to Cold Comfort. Harry and Draco perform a ceremony to demonstrate the depths of their commitment to one another. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash. The Unspeakables have invented a device that slows down time, sort of. During its testing in the Department of Mysteries, Harry and Draco accidentally set it off. COMPLETE.

It's Christmas time in the Akatsuki and Sasori notices a certain gaki hasn't been bothering him, so he goes to investigate, only to find that he'd been passing out presents all day. But what happens when Dei gives him a present? Saso/Dei YAOI One-Shot

HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry has to keep asking Draco Malfoy for help, and in return, Draco asks only for the smallest of payments: a promise. A promise made on wands. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry lies in a magical coma, his dreams filled with images of Draco Malfoy. Ron and Hermione would like to know why. For that matter, the Draco in the dreams would like to know why. COMPLETE.

Sequel to Lessons Returned. HPDM slash. Harry thought he and Malfoy were done with each other after one round of mutual humiliation. He didn't realize a Malfoy's desire dies harder than that. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash. Full title: A Course of Action Not Recommended in the Auror Manual. Minister Malfoy has to be reminded that, although he has political power, he does not have power over everything. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, sequel to Shadow Boxing. On the darkest night of the year, Draco confirms who he has been and who he is now. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash. After two years of exile, Harry is summoned back to Hogwarts to speak with Dumbledore's portrait. Draco is summoned back to speak with Snape's at the same time. What they find in each other will be even more challenging. COMPLETE.

TRANSLATED from french. Original title 'Amours ludiques' by Anders Andrew. The twins have always loved games, being together and discovering new things through each other. With that in mind, they might just want to play... hitachiincest, lemons, PWP

HPDM slash, oneshot. As Harry watches the Death Eater executions from a distance, summer lies heavily on the land. COMPLETE.

Epilogue for Veela Struck. Startling news comes to Harry and Draco from Azkaban. HPDM slash. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, oneshot. Things would be easier for Draco if his memory worked like other people's. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, sequel to Kinesthetic Learners. Harry returns the favor. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, sequel to 'The Golden One,' and fifth in the Seasonal Processions series. Harry hears the rumors everywhere. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco would like visions of Harry Potter to stop appearing in his rose garden, please. Especially since Harry Potter has been gone for seven years. COMPLETE.

HPDM preslash. A moment during a Quidditch game. COMPLETE.

HPDM, HPGW, oneshot. Harry drinks a potion that he hopes will show him his future. Sometimes ignorance is bliss. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash. Draco, at thirty, is the youngest member of the Wizengamot, and thinks he's arrived at the height of power. But that's before he learns the secret of Ragnarok, the elite corps of wizards that serves the Wizengamot. COMPLETE.

HPDM preslash. Draco doesn't want to babysit Dudley Dursley because Potter is out of the country, and he especially doesn't want to hear what Dursley has to say to him. At first. COMPLETE.

HPDM preslash, epilogue compliant. Draco has shut himself up in the Manor with his ancestral portraits and memoirs. These are his pantheon, the pattern he lives his life by. It will take his son and an unexpected friendship to change things. COMPLETE.

Dysfunctional family AU. Al and Mattie have always been close brothers, but when Matthew gets hurt falling off a motorcycle, more people start giving him attention. Possessive Alfred doesn't like it - not one bit. Matfred with some FrUk. Rating bumped up!

HPDM slash, sequel to Cue the Sun. Draco is, finally, ready to be with Harry. COMPLETE.

Alfred is in love with Matthew. Matthew is oblivious. After one drunken night, Alfred regrets his loss of control and says nothing, hoping to protect their friendship . Too bad Matthew actually wants to find the person he slept with.

AU, HPDM slash. Harry has a gift that let him defeat Voldemort and has made his living ever since. He's used to surprises. But he may not be used to the surprise he finds in Draco Malfoy. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash. The Head Auror thinks Voldemort's magic is coming from the cellars of Malfoy Manor. Harry agrees to investigate. He's not happy about being made to investigate via formally Courting Draco, but he has little choice. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash. Harry decides to do something about the mistreatment of Slytherins in Hogwarts after the war. He could have chosen easier tasks. Such as climbing Mount Everest. COMPLETE.

AU. Alfred finds Matthew, a runaway from a human trafficking ring, and gives him a chance to live a new life. Mostly AmericaxCanada with Hungary/Prussia/Austria Love Triangle and eventual PolandxLithuania and FrUk.

HPDM slash. Veela don't have destined mates, and thank Merlin for that. Draco wants to date Harry simply because he likes him. But Harry has excellent reason not to date him, and the discovery sends Draco on a journey he didn't envision. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, sequel to 'The Green Year.' The summer solstice. The longest day of the year. Harry is determined to use the extra light to fix all the problems he can. Third in the Seasonal Processions series. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, HPGW het. Fourshot. Harry thought he might as well marry Ginny, since he couldn't fall in love with anyone at all. And then he fell in love with Draco Malfoy. COMPLETE.

Epilogue fic for 'Practicing Liars.' HPDM slash, AU where Harry is Snape's son. Volatile, adj.: Harry and Snape's relationship without Voldemort to focus on. Threeshot. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash. Sequel to Soldier's Welcome. Harry and Draco's second year of Auror training, with unicorn ghosts, the risen dead, and a secret order of assassins, not to mention Nihil's war. COMPLETE.

After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le

"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.

They were spooning. This was less innocent than the times Alfred would climb into his bed, claiming that he needed to protect Matthew. This didn't feel right. But this was still Alfred.

HPDM slash. Sequel to Equinoctial. Draco's private Beltane ritual may not be so private after all. COMPLETE.

An extension of the AU fic Strawberry Bad Boy. Occurs four year after the end of the original story and follows Grimmjow and Ichigo as they make a tough life decision.

Ichigo is a premed student with an interesting night job: Stripper at a gay bar. Grimmjow sees something he wants and will do whatever he has to to have it. A lewd proposition he can't refuse, but just how far will it go? AU, Yaoi, slight OOC.

America's OTP is UsCa... How does Canada react when he finds out?

HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry didn't mean to start liking Draco Malfoy. It just happened. COMPLETE.

Oneshot, preslash. Three glimpses of Malfoy on a spring day convince Harry to take a risk. First in the "Seasonal Processions" series.

HPDM preslash, Severitus, AU. Harry found out he's Snape's son in his fourth year, and concealed the truth from Snape. Now, in his sixth year, he's dodging Snape's suspicions about him and trying to figure out Draco Malfoy. Life is complicated. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, oneshot. AU of my earlier fic Changing of the Guard. Harry and Draco meet at a series of fantastic Midsummer's Eve parties and grow closer through dancing, and blackmail. Fourshot. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, RWHG, oneshot. Ron has been reading a lot about Muggle science, and now he knows that Harry and Draco will break up, thanks to the power of physics! Crack. COMPLETE.

AU. HPDM slash. Harry discovers that he can banish Voldemort, and it will only involve swearing to be a virgin for the rest of his life! After he swears the vow and it works, along comes Malfoy to reveal a tiny little complication. Threeshot. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, oneshot. In which Harry discovers something about Draco Malfoy that makes him determined to help. If he can figure out how. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco thought he had left the darkness of the war behind him, until the snake in his Dark Mark started speaking to him. COMPLETE.

HPDM preslash, oneshot. After the war, it takes a while for Harry to care about Quidditch again. And he certainly never expected Draco Malfoy to be the most interesting part of it. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, oneshot. At a time when most wizards are thinking about the weather, Draco has better things to do. Very fluffy. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, oneshot. Brain damaged by a Dark curse, Harry now speaks Latin instead of English. The Healers want him to go back to 'normal.' Enter Draco Malfoy, who is determined that Harry should be what he wants to be. COMPLETE.

HPDM preslash, RWHG. It's the first year of Auror training for Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Draco. But Harry has plenty of other things to worry about than Draco. At least at first. First story in the Running to Paradise trilogy. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry is worried about Draco, who seems to be suffering from a sort of general malaise. The cure may be simpler than he thinks. COMPLETE.

HPDM, ASS. "You look so much like your father!" Al Potter is tired of hearing that sentence. But if he plays his cards right, maybe he'll never have to hear it again. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco was tortured, his shadow and his ability to lie stolen away. Now Harry and Draco adventure through darkness, time, and poetry to win both of them back. Fairy tale fic. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, HPGW, oneshot. The story of how Malfoy poisoned Harry against his friends and fiancee, or the story of how Draco rescued Potter from the clutches of people who didn't deserve him, depending on your POV. Threeshot. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, one-shot. Draco has just escaped from a Ministry obsessed with Halloween, and what he finds in Harry's flat is the last straw. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, oneshot. When Harry Potter offers to restore the Black fortune to him, Draco knows he must dig deeper to discover the Git-Who-Lived's *real* intentions. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash. Harry investigates a mysterious death at Draco's magic club, Corybantes. Someone has to be lying for the man to have died as he did- and Harry is afraid it's Draco. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash. Full title: 'How We Missed the Weasley Family Reunion, by Scorpius Malfoy, Aged 10 1/2.' Scorpius writes the most interesting primary school essays. COMPLETE.

HPDM preslash. Draco wants only the best in magical snakes for his son, and that means turning to serpent-breeder Harry Potter. Harry, who thought he had settled his grudges with Malfoy long ago, is startled by the way he responds. COMPLETE.

Sasori never wanted a new partner, particularly not a loud, hot-headed, inexperienced brat. Then he finds himself feeling things he hasn't felt in years. Saso/Dei.

The only way people managed to stumble onto Konoha was if they took a wrong exit from the interstate. And even that was quite rare. Rare, however, did not mean impossible. And Naruto was soon going to learn that. SasuNaru, lemon. Read and Review!

HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry wishes he knew why he keeps having crazy encounters with Draco Malfoy. They certainly don't make any sort of sense. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash. Draco is a novelist who bases his books on the lives of war heroes. Now he wants to write a novel about Potter, who refuses to discuss his most intimate experiences in the war with anyone. Draco is not about to let this stop him. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash. Harry has his life all sorted out. Then he gets summoned to another universe by a version of himself who wants him to woo that universe's version of Draco Malfoy. Lovely. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash. Harry is the new face of the Ministry: poised, witty, confident. And Draco is fascinated with him. COMPLETE.

Full Title: 'Three Times Harry Potter Prevented Draco Malfoy From Getting Revenge And One Time He Didn't .' Draco does not understand Potter. At all. COMPLETE.

AU. Life alters drastically for Harry, Draco, and Snape after the Parseltongue incident in second year. Sometimes, all it takes is one impulsive throwing of a stone to send ripples of change through several lives. HP-SS mentorfic, HPDM slash. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, AU, crackfic. When Draco gets Sorted into Gryffindor, everything changes. For the, uh, for the better? COMPLETE

What happens when you take one excited Naruto, one stoic Sasuke, and throw them on a school trip to Italy? A pinch of trouble, a heap of laughs, and one unanswered confession on a lonesome Venice bridge. Pack your bags, it's going to be a crazy ride!

HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.

When Naruto hears Sasuke is moving across the country, he is really upset. Not willing to say goodbye just yet, he thinks of only one thing…ROAD TRIP! But what happens when you realize your best friend is..more than that? Three/four shot, Read and Reveiw!

Naruto convinces Sasuke to go to a psychic to solve his 'girlfriend' problems. But what if Naruto is in over his head? And what's this about a fool? Don't misread the cards in front of you Uzumaki Naruto! Oneshot? SasuNaru, Naru POV. Review!

Two/Three shot. Sasuke, in need of money, agrees to work at Konoha Camp. What looks like the summer from hell turns out to be the most important two months of his life when a certain blond sneaks into his head. SasuNaru, lemon in later chaps. AU. R&R !

Naruto was tired of seeing girls fawn over his roommate Uchiha Sasuke. So after Naruto makes a bet with Shikamaru, Kiba suggests he hooks him up using the college’s new ‘Soul Mate’ test. Naruto can’t wait! It seems so simple, until...2/3 shot! R and R!

To Sasuke the race track was a place of serious skill, competitive spirit, winner circles, and the steady beat of hoofs on the dirt ground. All that though was about to change thanks to the tracks newest jockey. AU:SasuNaru Complete

HPDM slash, AU after HBP. Harry and Draco have a mutual fascination. Name it obsession and add a mystery, and suddenly things are so much uglier. COMPLETE

Post-DH, HPDM slash. Need a perfect stranger? Come to Metamorphosis. Harry Potter runs the business secretly and becomes whoever's needed for each occasion. Now he's posing as Draco Malfoy's "perfect" boyfriend, Brian. COMPLETE

HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry has enough to study with preparing for his NEWTS. He shouldn't waste time indulging his curiosity in trying to decipher Malfoy, his mysterious letters, and his equally mysterious jewelry.

Oneshot, HPDM preslash. Harry never expected to be invited to the reading of Lucius Malfoy's will. It all goes downhill from there.

Full title: 'Why Harry Should Not Let Draco Read Muggle Literature.' HPDM. Harry thought it was a good thing when Draco started showing an interest in Muggle culture. Ha. Oneshot, complete.

Oneshot, HPDM slash, DH SPOILERS, epilogue-compliant. Every choice we make closes off one pathway and opens others. When Harry sees Draco Malfoy at King's Cross, he has a vision of five futures, but not all of them can come true.

“But I like you here,” Hikaru objected with a soft whisper. He had a hungry smile accompanying his lustful, hazel orbs. “So vulnerable and defenseless. Oh, little Kaoru, how will you ever run away?” HikaKao

HPDM slash, oneshot. Everyone has different opinions on what happened when Harry started dating Draco. If you put them all together, they might even make sense.

HPDM slash, DH SPOILERS, but ignores epilogue. Draco knew Potter had changed, but he never suspected how much until Granger asked his help to get Potter back to normal. Oneshot.

Oneshot, HPDM slash, fluff. Hermione has wondered for years how Harry got Draco Malfoy to act like a civilized person in public. Now she thinks she's figured it out. Hermione POV.

HPDM slash, ignores DH. Harry doesn’t know what he and Draco are doing together. That bothers him, sometimes. Oneshot.

DH SPOILERS, ignores epilogue. Harry is working for Gringotts. He has to work with Draco to escort a goblin painting to a deep vault, assuming these are the reparations the goblins are actually looking for. Oneshot.

DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS, ignores epilogue. After the defeat of Voldemort, there’s still work for Harry to do: for example, helping Draco Malfoy overcome his water phobia. Oneshot.

HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE

A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.