Crackfic parody. Ed is constantly drunk, and Al is generally depressed. Yet both persevere in their quest to restore their bodies through the legendary Internet, a mythical power said to hold unimaginable forces. However, a hidden, stupid evil awaits...

So I found this old list filled with fun and ideas that will kill me...

Parody of the "If You Give a Mouse a Muffin" series. Ed decides to write all about the chain of events that occurs if you give one automail-crazed nut/overzealous automail guardian/Ed's totally-not-his-girlfriend with a specific tool. Enough said, again.

"You're no good to me dead. You don't get to decide how and when you die." / Dark!fic, Kaito x Nefelpitou

Colonel Mustang wants FullMetal to help the poor excorcists and Hawkeye and Lenalee are smoking bath salts Winry is a prevert and Yuu is a girl!

Parental!EdxRiza. It hurt. It always did and no one would help her. They dismissed the bruises and cuts, blaming it on her clumsiness. But then she meets a man named Edward and he helped her through the pain and guided her to the light. Child abuse.