After Sherlock is hospitalized due to self-neglect and malnutrition, John begins to realize the effect he has on the great detective, and begins to shift his priorities back to the one person who means the most. Sherlock Holmes.

John is used to Sherlock deducing him, and he's okay with it. Until, suddenly, he isn't. Not that this stops Sherlock, obviously. Future Johnlock, first fanfic. Please note ratings change - "final" chapter is finally uploaded! Now definitely Complete.

When John refuses to reveal details about his new love interest, Sherlock investigates. What he uncovers may forever change the lives of London's favorite detective and his faithful blogger. Rated M for chapter 5.

John is sick of cooking food for Sherlock and Sherlock ignoring it. He turns to the principles of classical conditioning: if he can't make Sherlock get hungry when he smells food, maybe he can make him horny instead . . .

Sherlock believes profanity is the refuge of a lesser mind. John tries to prove that profanity and precision both have their place. John talking dirty can get *anyone* going, even a "married to his work" detective . . . and then Sherlock returns the favor. (He's not very good at it.)