It's been 5 years since he saw his curly-haired, blue-eyed, golden-smiled boy. At the beginning, everything is pain and numbness. A little while later, Baz finds out that they're still friends on Facebook. For some reason. But, this was the small window to Simon's life without him, and he wasn't going to pass that up.

"What's so great about America?" "Liberty, the Pursuit of Happiness, Super-sized meals, I don't know Simon." "Then why can't we just go home?" "Because we can't, now would you please stop whining?"

Natasha Snow-Pitch is getting ready for her first school dance, so naturally, both of her fathers want to help get her ready and send her off. FAMILY FLUFF

Baz awakes one night to Simon on the verge of going off. Will Baz be able to calm him down, or will the entire building they're in burn? Set in 8th year, so they're in their shared room at Watford.

My HC in which Simon had never really lost his magic, but he was traumatized by what his magic had done, and so he pushed it so far away that it disappeared. Here's the whole story in one place. It originally was split into 10 parts. I apologize for any discrepancies. This is too long to summarize, so I'll just say: enjoy! (I hope)

Simon and Baz are living a 'normal' life together. But when someone from their past returns for revenge, what choice do they have but to be thrust right into the fight?

Simon and Baz have found their happiness in the 5 years since the fight at Watford. During the holidays, they will go back to the Pitch Mansion to celebrate the holidays with Baz's family. They've been hiding their relationship for so long, how will they react when one of the family members walks in on them kissing? *!Some Language and Suggestive Scenes!* (i own nothing)

Simon, Baz, and Pokémon Go. I want to say enough said, so I will.

'I promised to take care of him. How do you keep a promise like that? To take care of a child, when the child is the greatest power you know. And what does it mean to take care of power' The Mage makes a different decision about how to care for Simon. Instead of hiding him away, he decides to raise Simon himself. It works about as well as you would expect.

An AU conversation at Baz's house during those beautiful hours where he and Simon had been snogging half the night and no one knew but them, and then Penny and Agatha showed up and it was awkward.

Semi canon compliant drabble set towards the beginning of Carry On, shortly after Baz arrives at Watford. Simon decides the best way to keep Baz from doing anything suspicious in the middle of the night is to crawl in bed with him to keep him there. Crosspost from Ao3.

I never tired of living with him. Never. We fought and bickered like a pair of old biddies, but I never tired of him. I loved every imperfect detail about him: his moles, numbering far too many, his laughs, far too few, his kisses, never enough. Snowbaz one-shot.

Baz has it all planned out. Tonight is the night. He's going to propose to Simon Snow tonight after his family's Christmas party. But then Penny is late, and the power goes out, and something with a tree. Will Baz have to postpone his plans, or eradicate them all together when his father refuses to let him propose?

It's Simon's 19th birthday and Penelope wants to throw him a surprise party. She decides to have Baz take him out for a few drinks to get them out of the way. A truce for one night just before summer, Snow and Baz get to finally know each other after living together for almost a year. College!AU For the Simon's b-day fic project on tumblr

AU: Simon is sitting in the park when a blind boy approaches him. Lots of snowbaz!

A dumb little story off an anonymous prompt on Tumblr.

Baz is a fireman, Simon is a sleeping beauty and Niall is a bro

All Simon Snow wants is to get a good grade in Chemistry. Baz Pitch, his roommate-slash-nemesis, is the poor sucker who ends up being his lab partner. Also known as a tooth-achingly fluffy fic featuring Simon the klutz, Baz with a bun and a whole lot of spilled acid.

College AU: Baz and Simon have shared adjacent study carrels since they started at Cambridge, but because they are dopes, neither does anything about their obvious mutual attraction. Until now... Rated T for Language, Super Fluffy

Fiona pushes Baz into taking Simon with him to an orchestra concert. It surprises everybody when the prospect throws him into a panic.

Simon and Baz are roommates in college, and Baz has a huge crush on Simon. The only problem: Simon is straight. Right? (cover art by susannedraws on tumblr)

Watford gets a swimming pool. Simon is the Lifeguard On Duty. Baz shows up to the pool but ends up drowning . . . Snowbaz ;)

Five minutes after Carry On ends, Simon is feeling bad about doing all the moving in by himself. We learn why Penny didn't help (or did she?), why Baz is just sitting there on the sofa doing nothing, and how Simon really feels about losing his magic. Baz spends some time thinking about that night in the woods. The two lines characters remember from their past are Rainbow Rowell's.

EDIT: I've tweaked the beginning of the story and a few bits in the middle. I think the flow is much better now. Hope you agree! Penny is curious about the spell Baz used that night in the White Chapel. Baz doesn't want to talk about it, but Penny won't let it go. (Rated T for a small amount of kissing, not sure if that counts as "adult themes" but thought I'd play it safe.)

It's Valentine's Day and Baz has a plan to help him get over Simon. What could possibly go wrong with a love potion, right?

in which simon gets sick the day before valentine's day and baz is worried. featuring a lot of fluff and some scones. cover art by mitsouparker on tumblr.

When Baz and Simon get stuck in a lift, some of Baz's old fears come up, and Simon helps him.

How long had it been? A week? Two? For the first few days, he called and called, trying to get me to answer the phone. I ignored the ringing. Eventually, it just stopped.

Baz reminisces about all the times he wanted to kiss Simon Snow. SnowBaz.

Simon is having a really bad day where nothing seems to be going right. Having Baz as a roomate doesn't help...or does it?

This is my Secret Santa gift to Tumblr user all-about-the-booty! Each chapter is it's own story, and I hope you love them to bits!

Simon Snow and Baz Grimm-Pitch couldn't be happier. They're not technically married (but they might as well be) and they live together in London, enjoying life and each other. The only thing that would make their situation better is a baby. But where are they going to get one of those? SnowBaz

The Insidious Humdrum is dead, the Mage is gone. Now, Penny has to discuss something else with Simon and Baz. Why didn't they tell her they were together?

Baz comes home frozen half to death, hoping Simon will be around to warm him up. This takes place during the winter of Snowbaz's 7th year. This is my first fic. Hope you enjoy!

What happens when Simon Snow slips Baz Grim-Pitch a truth potion? Well, Simon Snow is about to Simon Know! (SnowBaz OF COURSE)

Baz should have figured that this is how his parents would officially find out he was dating Simon Snow. Even without magic, Simon still manages to go off on his life like an H-bomb. And Mordelia really needs to learn to knock. SnowBaz

Sometimes Simon's temper needs a little help being reigned in. It's just a good thing he has Baz. Based on the Tumblr prompt: important otp question: who in your otp holds the other back by the hood of their sweater when they're about to do something stupid

Simon Snow thinks it's high time he got rid of that cross. He doesn't need it anymore. Right Baz? SnowBaz

That one time Simon got sick and refused to take his medicine so Baz did something about it. One shot.

Baz overhears Simon describing his ideal match to Penny.

"I need him. I need his blood and his body and his touch. I need all of him." Baz has been unconscious for three days. When he finally wakes up, he's not thinking straight. Snowbaz

Simon's trying to study, but when an injured Baz comes stumbling through the door, he gets a better idea. Snowbaz smut

Simon's magick has always been unpredictable, but this night he feels like it's burning him alive from the inside out. And Baz, his sworn enemy and vampire roommate, is the only one cold enough, undead enough, to stop the fire.

'The only thing that can break the unbreakable is the unthinkable'. Baz, Simon, Penelope and Agatha get drunk and decide to play How Far Will You Go. Baz discovers Simon will go further than he expected.

Sometimes, Baz still dreams about being locked in that coffin. Spoilers for "Carry On"

Something isn't right. And now I'm not alone. "Baz…" It had been a very long time since I heard his voice. My stomach tightens and I let out a shaky breath. "Simon."

Simon and Baz are having an argument over Baz's birthday, and Simon learns how not to handle a wand. One-shot.