Pick 12 Twilight characters and list them below, then answer the questions about them.

1. Aro

2. Caius

3. Marcus

4. Bella

5. Jacob

6. Carlisle

7. Didyme

8. Angela

9. Lauren

10. Jasper

11. Maggie

12. Garrett

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic before?

Carlisle/Maggie? Nope, want to though.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Bella? Not hot, but I'm also a girl so...yeah.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Garrett getting Angela pregnant would be awesome.

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Lauren? No, because I'm afraid to read them due to my fear that she will die in all of them. I happen to like that bitch, thank you very much!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Caius and Carlisle? No...unless they were like...super shit-faced...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Jacob and Lauren or Jacob and Jasper? Jacob and Lauren.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation?

If Didyme walked in on Caius and Garrett... Well, first off, Caius would probably have some sort of vampire heart attack at seeing her alive, so I'm sure that nothing else would really go on after that...

8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Marcus/Jasper - Marcus is at the Cullen house, and Jasper is tired of his depressing emotions. Jasper decides to deal with the problem by forcing Marcus to be happy. The results aren't exactly what he had in mind...

9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?

Aro and Angela? Nope. I just checked. Maybe I should go remedy the situation.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Didyme/Garrett - I'm Sorry Your Brother Killed You, Want Me To Go Put My Foot Up His Ass For You? (I'm not being serious here...lol)

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?

If I wanted Bella to go out with Aro? Honey, I already have a whole shit load of 'em just waitin' to be written and uploaded.

12. Does anyone on your friend's list read Three slash?

Marcus slash? Um...not that I'm aware of. (What friends list are we even talking about here?)

13. Does anyone on your friend's list write or draw Eleven?

Maggie? No. (Again, what list?)

14. Would anyone on your friend's list write Two/Four/Five?

Caius/Bella/Jacob? I dunno, but I'll write it myself, dammit!

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of passion?

Jasper? "I feel you!" (I dunno why but that was the first thing that popped into my mind)

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Angela? Honestly, I don't know. But if I had to choose one, it would be True Friends by Hannah Montana, only because she was always there for Bella. (I don't listen to Hannah Montana so don't kill me)

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Aro/Carlisle/Garrett - Rated M for Aro's romantic, creepy advances towards Carlisle, and Garrett's mouth while he goes off to sleep with Kate.

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

For Jasper on Caius? "I don't know about you, darlin', but I think that blondes really do do it best."