Twisted Kitten
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Joined 07-14-01, id: 93545
Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings, Sailor Moon, and Mace: The Dark Ages.
Welcome to my little chunk of FF.net. It isn't much since everything is getting trashed and new things put back in place. I'm a fantasy nut and most my writing focus is on an original series. You may or may not have heard about my current rejection of writing LotR fan fiction and most forms of fan fiction based on books. I love to read and I'm addicted to movies (I practicly live at the cinema). I have a thing for anime, manga, and American comic books. I also luv fighting and rpg video games (actually I enjoy most forms of rpg). I am far from normal and most people would classify me as a mix of punk and goth. I'm also Wiccan and no I never went to Hogwarts (resit urge to hate Harry Potter).

Current addictions: Anne Rice novels (oohh... vampires), Cowboy Bebop (aawww... space cowboys), Godsmack (mmmm... Sully), Beat the Geeks (I could kick the Movie Geek's ass!), Stand up comedy (the only humor that appeals to me nowadays), Coal Chamber (music... good!), and Shakespeare (Romeo and Juliet wasn't very good but Macbeth is more of my tastes)

Long Time Addictions: Anything and everything Tolkien, Anything dragon related (now if only I could find one), King of Fighters (best fighting game ever!), Sailor Moon (I know; it's kiddy but I can't get enought of it!), Outlaw Star (This got me addicted to sci fi), Marvel comics (DC sucks, nuff said), Movies (from horror to action, I like it all!), and books (I'm such a nerd sometimes).

Things I want to try so warn me against it if it sucks: Hamlet and Titus (I have a new thing for Shakespeare's tragedies), Terry Brooks books (I heard some good thing about this), It and The Stand (Steven King books... creepy), Harry Potter (I never read a single line from those books in my entire life... am I missing out?), and Trigun (anime needs more space cowboys!).

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Lord of the Rings II The return of Sauron by XMark reviews
REWRITE FROM SCRATCH! The ring is found 1000 years later in a modern day middle-earth. John Woo style action combines with epic fantasy! And Nazgul on motorcycles! PG-13 for action violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,869 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 10/12/2001 - Saruman, Gandalf
Bagenders by Lady Alyssa reviews
*NEW EPISODE* 2001 (in an AU) and the now immortal Fellowship are living in the house-share from hell. Now with 3 non plot-defining random slashy interludes. Random Dent would like to point out she actually exists.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,974 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/27/2002 - Published: 1/6/2002
Greater Evasion by Link 0010 reviews
Chapter seven of my LoTR adventure now. In the chapter The group tailing the Fellowship stumble upon an ainchant city, that contains one of Soaron's oldest and most deadly assassins. (PG-13 due to violence)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,717 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2002 - Published: 1/4/2002
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Different Tune to the Same Song reviews
A modern day Middle-earth? Unlikly room mates? The Istari are in their twenties? The fellowship in high school? Galadriel's a cheerleader? Sauron's a goth? Aragorn's a teenager? What the heck is going on around here?!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,739 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2002 - Published: 1/1/2002
Dedication to the Moon reviews
Just poems that I wrote a LONG time ago. Give em a try and see if ya like. Suggestions for new poems are welcome.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7/25/2002 - Published: 3/22/2002
Petty Differences of Good and Evil reviews
The story the way I wanted it! Follows an adventure quest theme instead of touenament style fighting. Who will win the mace and will Europe fall into a dark age? Will the evils speard into Asia like it did to Arabia? Only one way to find out!
Mace: The Dark Ages - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2002