I have a temper like a flair gun and Alice Brandon is a vengeful, conniving imp. This is what led to the Forks Fiasco of 2013 also known as the day the adults of Forks First Self-Righteous Church were hypnotized and 'liberated' of all their inhibitions. Sexual chaos ensues. I'm sure that Forks will never forget Edwards' and my contribution to the fun and festivities.