Name: Tad the Lesser

Age: -20

Occupation: Green Ranger

Favorite Color: Aubergine

I am the son of Tad the Greater, who was so great that he tired of this wretched world and hitched a ride on NASA's rover to make a new life for himself on Mars.

In his last will and testament, he left me a cache of his written works, greater than all the writings of Shakespeare, Emerson, Snooki, Aristotle, and JK Rowling combined.

Those who are weak of mind or body should not read more than two of Tad the Greater's works in quick succession. The result will be death by ninja alligators.